Nipples on the batsuit.

[Jeff777]

In gods name why??

[Seroquel]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Puffin]

You're upset about this... why?

[ThePreserver]

Because male bats... have... nipples?

[Arra]

That is pretty funny. I guess they're trying to make it look like a human chest... but more robotic. If you look at the first one especially. Notice there are also abs and other lines that exist in actual male torsos... sort of.

[Unelias]

First I read this was nipples in bathsuit. I am hugely disappointed right now. I think it was Supermans suggestion to add nipples. It adds more to the fact that Batman is just a rich man who plays with his toys without any superpowas :<

[KingVincent]

haha eww batman just got less cool for me

[Oneironaut Zero]

I question the authenticity of that Bale-Bat pic's nipples. But yeah, I don't know what the hell they were thinking, in Batman and Robin.

[nina]

I question the authenticity of that Bale-Bat pic's nipples. Uh yeah, fake as hell. I am disappoint jeff.

[Original Poster]

Isn't that a fake photo shoot from Batman Begins? I'm pretty sure it is.

[Puffin]

Isn't that a fake photo shoot from Batman Begins? I'm pretty sure it is. It reminds me of that "Got Milk" ad with Batman. Actually, yeah, that's what it is.

[Jeff777]

I google batsuit nipples and that pic came up. I would be incredible relieved if the Bale Batman suit didn't have nipples. I didn't recall seeing them in the film. Anyway puffin, it's pretty fucking ridiculous and takes away from Batman's hardcore image. All a thug has to do is walk up to batman and pinch his nipples for the entire element of the movie to be ruined.

[DreamVail]

Isn't that a fake photo shoot from Batman Begins? I'm pretty sure it is. Well duh?

[DreamVail]

I google batsuit nipples and that pic came up. I would be incredible relieved if the Bale Batman suit didn't have nipples. I didn't recall seeing them in the film. Anyway puffin, it's pretty fucking ridiculous and takes away from Batman's hardcore image. All a thug has to do is walk up to batman and pinch his nipples for the entire element of the movie to be ruined. Whoah. Who googles batsuit nipples? Seems quite unordinary.

[Jeff777]

Whoah. Who googles batsuit nipples? Seems quite unordinary. I can tell I'm not going to like you.

[DreamVail]

I can tell I'm not going to like you. My life is destroyed! /sarcasm btw, what on earth would motivate someone to google "bat nipples?"

[Jeff777]

My life is destroyed! /sarcasm btw, what on earth would motivate someone to google "bat nipples?" In all seriousness.. heard it on the radio as a topic for callers to call in about a few days back.

[DreamVail]

What happened to Omnis Dei's post?

[Jeff777]

What happened to Omnis Dei's post? It was deleted because it violated our rules regarding decency to other members..

[DreamVail]

And you have been nice or decent to me or Omni just how?

[AURON]

They should have had nipples on the batgirl suit.

[Jeff777]

They should have had nipples on the batgirl suit. Ooh now there's a thought.

[ooflendoodle]

As soon as I saw nipples on the bat suit by Jeff I knew I was going to have a good day.

[Puffin]

I google batsuit nipples and that pic came up. I would be incredible relieved if the Bale Batman suit didn't have nipples. I didn't recall seeing them in the film. Anyway puffin, it's pretty fucking ridiculous and takes away from Batman's hardcore image. All a thug has to do is walk up to batman and pinch his nipples for the entire element of the movie to be ruined. I can see that now. Headline: "Batman: foiled by nip twist"

[ooflendoodle]

Or maybe it would disturb them, they get there and he's all cold waiting in an ambush and they see those puppies and just scream and run.