Thread: split banter (WITHIN BANTER) from 'kaniaz & the avatar'

Yeah, thing about Elvis is, when you actually *want* him to die, he just keeps popping back up.

hrm. it is indeed a sad state of affairs when we must split the banter from WITHIN a banter thread! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! NO, NO, DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SPEAK! I CAN TAKE NO MORE!


*runs off*

Originally posted by icedawg
split the banter from WITHIN a banter thread

Well, you can consider that an achievement that no-one has managed to do before Besides it sounds so contradictory and therefore fun

What.



Don't look at me!!




What!!!!
I didn't start it. It got HIJACKED as USUAL!!!!

Originally posted by icedawg
hrm. it is indeed a sad state of affairs when we must split the banter from WITHIN a banter thread! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! NO, NO, DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SPEAK! I CAN TAKE NO MORE!


*runs off*

Sorry...Icedawg...I didn't mean for you to take it so personally...

Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[Cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang weapons together]

They damn well better hurry up making 'From Dusk Till Shaun'.

And yay sensless banter gets even odder.