You ask the girl "how far along are you", and they're not pregnant. |
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You're at a bar and your friend introduces you to one of her friends and the first question she asks is "Are you the bouncer?" |
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You ask the girl "how far along are you", and they're not pregnant. |
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When no one else posts in this thread |
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When you wake up very late and rush to work and wonder why nobody else is there, then suddenly realize it's Saturday. |
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When you walk in on someone whos using the bathroom. FML this happened today. |
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When slayer spends his time replying to threads that don't involve mythical creatures that he wants to have sexual relations with. |
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When a beautiful woman knows your name....and you have no idea who she is....(happened tonight) |
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...When someone posts a cat-dude on a thread about cat-girls. |
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(effing cat dudes) |
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Man, dude, I know it looks geeky, but... bring a pen with you to write her name & telephone number down. |
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I really wasn't that into her, other than the fact she was pretty. Other than that I didn't think I made that much of an impression on her. Then she comes up to me and starts talking like we're drinking buddies. As for the chick who's name I totally messed up.....I had her name and number saved on my phone.....so no excuse. |
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