Fuck Axe Shower Gel

[Bearsy]

My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products. I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product. Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work. About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth. I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk. Now it's starting to burn. It's starting to burn really bad. I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible. Why the fuck would they make a product like that?

[ExoByte]

Maybe there are people that get off on that kinda thing?

[Tyler]

I've used axe shower gel and never felt anything like that.

[Bayside]

Yeah, my Axe shower gel doesn't do that. Haha, maybe that one isn't meant to go on your junk.... Mine smells delicious, like a sweet but not too overpowering almost but not quite chocolate-y smell. I love it. I also use the spray, but I don't really care for the scent, it's just strong enough to cover certain other scents....

[De-lousedInTheComatorium]

My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products. I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product. Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work. About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth. I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk. Now it's starting to burn. It's starting to burn really bad. I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible. Why the fuck would they make a product like that? Don't be surprised if you start peeling down there.

[Marvo]

ElisD, you have so many issues

[Bearsy]

I've used axe shower gel and never felt anything like that. It's a specific version called "Shock". I don't understand it. ElisD, you have so many issues Haha, yeah, I really do.

[cygnus]

any shower gel with a media campaign that strong should be avoided.

[Universal Mind]

I keep using Axe products and expecting to turn into a big time ladies' man. It does do that, as proven by video footage shown in the commercials. I am just wondering how many more years it will be before that effect starts happening.

[ExoByte]

We had something like the commercials happen once for a school project, was pretty amazing. We were studying advertisements and how effective they were and the like, and one of the parts of the project was to make our own ad or commercial. Of course someone had to choose to do Axe or something similar. So we get a can of Axe, a video camera and our group together and head to the mall to film. We got a few girls we knew to help us with the whole Axe effect and brought them along. The plan was to have them just wandering around in the area, but nearby enough to be paying attention to when our focus sprayed the Axe on himself then have the 5 of them jump him as would be in the actual commercials. What happened was so much better. Apparently they were so good at blending in with the crowd, that nearly every young girl in the area followed suit with them in the glomping, thinking the girls that we brought with us were just playing along and didn't know us and figured they'd might as well do the same. Turned out pretty epic. I'll try and see if the school still has a copy of the video.

[Catbus]

I use Irish Spring shower gel.

[kingofclutch]

You put in on your junk????

[Black_Eagle]

I know what Elis means. Some of the Axe shower gel products have that effect. One of them makes your dick really super cold. I'd recommend Axe Touch instead of whatever your brother was using. You put in on your junk???? Generally you put shower gel everywhere (don't know about head though)...unless I've made some horrible mistake.

[grasshoppa]

People who buy gel soap are morons.You can get 5 bars of Irish Spring for 3-4 bucks instead of spending 6-7 bucks on a bottle of gel that will last as long as 1 bar of soap.

[Bayside]

People who buy gel soap are morons.You can get 5 bars of Irish Spring for 3-4 bucks instead of spending 6-7 bucks on a bottle of gel that will last as long as 1 bar of soap. Yeah, but Irish Spring smells like meh. Axe Kilo smells like heaven. Nobody has ever complimented me for smelling like Irish Spring, because it just smells like regular old soap.

[grasshoppa]

Lol, people sniff you often? All that matters is you don't smell like BO or SWASS.

[Bearsy]

Aye, I'm a fan of Zest myself. I find it rinses off clean with no residue. Which I hate. But it has a nice lingering smell that isn't overpowering. As for kingofclutch's response... yes, I wash my penis when I take a shower. Surprising, I know.

[grasshoppa]

As for kingofclutch's response... yes, I wash my penis when I take a shower. Surprising, I know. Lmao :bravo:

[Odd_Nonposter]

People who buy gel soap are morons.You can get 5 bars of Irish Spring for 3-4 bucks instead of spending 6-7 bucks on a bottle of gel that will last as long as 1 bar of soap. +1 Seriously, why does anyone want to smell like anything other than neutral? I take a shower with Irish Spring (or whatever the off-brand name is) and put on what is essentially an odorless antiperspirant and that's it. If I stink and can't shower, I splash some Brut under the 'pits and go. And by the way, the phrase "shower gel" sounds like a euphemism for a waterproof lube of some sort.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Old Spice, bi0tches! Anything else, is uncivilized! Nah, but seriously. I usually don't care what I use, as long as it gets me clean. I love the smell of that Old Spice, High Endurance stuff, though, and it's drawn the occasional compliment. I still use bar soap every now and then, but when it comes to body wash, that's pretty much the best stuff I've ever used.

[Cn]

Shaving cream on the genitals makes them FREEZING! Even in a hot shower.

[grasshoppa]

Saving the coin-purse are we?

[Man of Steel]

Personally, I like Zest or Lever 2000 with Aloe. Gotta get me some Old Spice, though.

[cygnus]

Apparently they were so good at blending in with the crowd, that nearly every young girl in the area followed suit with them in the glomping, thinking the girls that we brought with us were just playing along and didn't know us and figured they'd might as well do the same. reminds me of LEMMINGGSSSS!

[ClouD]

As for kingofclutch's response... yes, I wash my penis when I take a shower. Surprising, I know. Hurr hurrrrr