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    1. 12-05-2005 10:41 AM #1
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      My Devious Plot

      If I control the bowls and spoons, I can control the flow of cereal (i.e. have it all for myself)... It's a deliciously simple plan; I will use the bowls to eat cereal and leave them in my room. Mom will complain, but she won't take them up herself, she'll wait for me to do it... Little does she know that I won't! I don't have to worry too much about washing them, seeing as how I'll only be using them for cereal. I guess I'll have to rinse them out every now and then, but it'll be totally worth it.

      The perfect crime

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    2. 12-06-2005 12:44 PM #2
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      So simple... yet so cunning! But I will foil this plot - I will eat toast instead of cereal!


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    3. 12-06-2005 04:42 PM #3
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      Pie > cereals.
      “What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
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    4. 12-07-2005 06:50 AM #4
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      Originally posted by Neruo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Neruo)</div>
      Pie > cereals.[/b]
      You know, I've given this much thought and I'd agree. The problem with pie, though, is that you can't have it all the time. If you did, you'd either get sick of it, or just plain sick. Not to mention fat.

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      So simple... yet so cunning! But I will foil this plot - I will eat toast instead of cereal!
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    5. 12-07-2005 03:28 PM #5
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      Originally posted by Mark75
      You know, I've given this much thought and I'd agree. The problem with pie, though, is that you can't have it all the time. If you did, you'd either get sick of it, or just plain sick. Not to mention fat.
      Just be warned, a severe overdose of fibrous roughage is not to be laughed at
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    6. 12-07-2005 08:23 PM #6
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      Originally posted by Ynot

      Just be warned, a severe overdose of fibrous roughage is not to be laughed at
      Oh the horror, the horror.

      Pie indeed is a demonic contraption of lust and sickness. :0

      But it's jummy lol ^___^
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    7. 12-08-2005 10:50 PM #7
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      I eat my cereal straight from the box.
      No Bowls Required > You
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    8. 10-27-2007 06:04 AM #8
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      Interesting plot...
      Things are not as they seem
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    9. 10-27-2007 06:26 AM #9
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      Don't eat the cereal. Eat the box. You will live longer.
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    10. 10-27-2007 11:13 AM #10
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      sinse it is now 07, did you complete your plot??


      Such a shame this has to end, things are out of his command.
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    11. 10-27-2007 08:23 PM #11
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    12. 10-27-2007 09:50 PM #12
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      Who the hell keeps necroing Mark75's topics? Who, I tell you, who?!










































      Oh it's Mystic7.
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      Mark you've definitely got a stalker.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
      Mark you've definitely got a stalker.
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    15. 10-28-2007 12:03 AM #15
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      LAWLZ!!!
      That plan kicks my plans a**!
      You are god.

      wait...

      no,

      you are Gosh.

      he's like god, but cooler and with laser robot ferret eyes.

      And we don't know
      Just where our bones will rest
      To dust I guess
      Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
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    16. 10-28-2007 01:18 AM #16
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      Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
      Mark you've definitely got a stalker.
      Looks like I've got a couple.
      Quote Originally Posted by mr.faded_glory View Post
      he's like god, but cooler and with laser robot ferret eyes.
      Better believe it.
      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75
      ...a deliciously simple plan.
      Oh, the terrible pun!
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    17. 10-28-2007 01:24 AM #17
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      Quote Originally Posted by mr.faded_glory View Post
      LAWLZ!!!
      That plan kicks my plans a**!
      You are god.

      wait...

      no,

      you are Gosh.

      he's like god, but cooler and with laser robot ferret eyes.
      Mr. Faded_Glory I approve whole heartedly of this no longer serious malarkey. Good show, old bean.
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    18. 10-28-2007 01:27 AM #18
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      Quote Originally Posted by Goldney View Post
      Mr. Faded_Glory I approve whole heartedly of this no longer serious malarkey. Good show, old bean.
      Stupendous, is it not?
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      Can you change the topic title from, "Devious" to, "Nefarious"? It just sounds so much more evil and dastardly.
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      Would that I could.
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    21. 10-28-2007 03:15 AM #21
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      Neruo was here in December of 2005?

      Somebody dug up an Awaken4e1 thread from around then just like two days ago. Something is going on here.
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    22. 10-28-2007 03:19 AM #22
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      They're reviving my old topics because I am the subject of their study. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Moonbeam hiding in the shurbs in front of my house the other day.

      I feel so exposed!!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75 View Post
      They're reviving my old topics because I am the subject of their study. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Moonbeam hiding in the shurbs in front of my house the other day.

      I feel so exposed!!!
      Drat! I even had on my shurb camo.

      Too much competition these days; I used to be your only stalker.
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      The best stalkers are never seen!

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      That's what happens when you stalk a ninja.
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