*Dj turns on the mike*

-The contest is on and hot! We will close for further lies and get the result of the winner in 11 of november 2011!

*Imp turns to master*

-Masta! We can still win! I have a purpous untill 11 November 2011!

-What was that? What!? Where am I?

-You fell a sleep for some time masta...

-So I did... Whats hapening?

-You need to lie....

-What?

-Free beer?

-You should not lie to get free stuff Imp...

-No! Dont you remember! It´s a contest! Everybody lies! Infact... There can only be lies posted here and even that is a lie. Paradox thread. This is a lie infected place and you must post something! Say anything! Truth can only be found in silance and you have not said anything for a long time! Go go go! Code red! If you do not lie we cant win free beer and also you will loose and be a looser.

-You present a strong case mr Imp

-Thats why I´m the Imp and you are the master.

-Well... Give me a sec...

*Takes out laptop and enters the dream forum*

The worlds gratest truth, a book by Rasmus Nertlinge

Chapter 8
As we continue to explore the truth about everything we find that truth is indeed, in the big perspective, a lie. a creation. a condition of mind and the conditioning the world has put on it from the point where you left your mothers womb. The world is in a colective trance and you can truly feel this when you dance.
Conclusion:
You should dance trough life as this will give you a nice flow.
You should take over the world with the cuning use of Swedish flags.
You should stay away from fatty foods and eat lots of veggies.

*Submit reply*

-There...

-You done masta?

-All done.

-Can I read it?

-Sure.

*Imp starts reading*

*3h later*

-You sure have been reading that post for a long time Imp... You ok?

-Ah! Now I remember!

-What?

-Cant read...