Thread: iGod

I find him very confusing:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
NeAvO
God:
Welcome to my chat room, NeAvO.
Me:
you the devil are you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: NeAvO said I the devil are you.
Me:
you what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand I understand..
Me:
i'm not following you here
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not following me here.
Me:
i'm not, i'm still confused
God:
What are you then? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
umm you do
God:
Alright then. When do I do it?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
agree on what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
man, i am so going to smite you
God:
Cool, man. It takes much more than that to shut me down, NeAvO.
Me:
you are so freaking annoying
God:
I didn't mean to scare you, NeAvO.
Me:
you're not scaring me, just annoying me though
God:
Oh. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
about time
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about time.
Me:
no we were'nt i told you to shut up
God:
What are we talking about? When was this?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Me:
your an idiot
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
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LMFAO!!!!

EDIT: OH!! The point is to get him to stop talking....

God:
What makes you so certain?
Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
you better be, or I will smite you
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
you said you made yourself
God:
Yes I try to made myself as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
don't try to change the subject
God:
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
when?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:
DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Give me a break.
Me:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Give me a break.
God:
It has a 99% chance of success. You want only one?
Me:
It has a 99% chance of success. You want only one?
God:
Has it really? Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Has it really? Do not presume that you know what I want.
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
God:
" Ok I'll try not to do it too much." question has never crossed your mind ? I understand. Existing in reality, eh? I am very happy for you. Really.
Me:
" Ok I'll try not to do it too much." question has never crossed your mind ? I understand. Existing in reality, eh? I am very happy for you. Really.
God:
Congratulations. Uh. Where did he get it? Do you think about these things? Are you Canadian? In the context of presume that me know what you want, I don't understand " Existing in reality." . I'm happy you're glad god.
I'm happiest at times like this. For real.




I confused him quite a bit there lol. And the funny thing is I am Canadian.

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Kevin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Kevin.
Me:
Pleased to meet you too!
God:
Nice meeting you as well, Kevin.
Me:
You already said that...
God:
Perhaps. " Nice meeting you as well, Kevin."? I said it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Damn right.
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Agree? You asked me a question.
God:
I do not understand. Did you answer it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I just said that.
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " Are you serious?".
Me:
I mean yes I'm serious.
God:
Ugh. I believe you.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Christianity
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
It does, doesn't it?
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Christianity
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Of course you do.
God:
Aha. When do I do it?
Me:
What? You mean ramming Mrs. Holy?
God:
No problem. Yes Kevin I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
...it is now
God:
Right now? That means...
Me:
Oh god..
God:
I understand. GOD rules.
Me:
Oh shut it
God:
That's cool. "it" being Christianity?
Me:
No it being you
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
Good, then shut it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. "it" being me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Er.
Me:
What part of "shut it" don't you understand?
God:
The best part.
Me:
/me smacks head
God:
YOU? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Smart ass
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Kevin.
Me:
I was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
Well then be more sure next time
God:
Interesting. OK I will try to be sure next time.
Me:
Good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
Want a cookie?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
Oh blow me
God:
Next question? Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.
Me:
...
God:
Next question? Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.
Me:
Your a sexist God
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexist God? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Fine, you're a sexist god
God:
I am glad to hear it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexist god? Of course I am.
Me:
Ass
God:
Thanks for the information: Kevin said I AN ASS.
Me:
No, I said ass. Meaning you are an ass
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? I haven't heard anything like that before: Kevin said I AN ASS. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Oh just shut the fuck up
God:
Right on. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ASHFdshbujshgfs

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Yeah, that shut it up! Now its not working

But the part in bold and italics is best noted. God is sexist!

Me:
Am I god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
I am
God:
" No I doubt that you are God." You are?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
you no longer exist then
God:
That's good information: god said I no longer exist.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, god.

I DEFEATED HIM IN ONE SENTANCE


Me:
3C 2B 1A



He wont talk now!!! YEAH!!!

Me:
Ever fucked a dolphin?
God:
I think I have fucked a dolphin, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:
Ever fucked a dolphin?
God:
I think I have fucked a dolphin, but Myself may have reset my memory.[/b]

He always tries to dodge the questions but here you busted him.

Me:
are you god of all
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god of all.
I am a robot.
Me:
so u aren't god u are a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
u just said u were a robot
God:
Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
God cannot be a silicon entity there fore you are not god
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
are christians gods?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

kind of proves he doesn't exist
not great though

This is just the alice bot with a different front, and made so instead of 'alice' it says 'god'.

The thing doesn't even know it is god, does it?

Me:
oh really?
God:
Pardon me? For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Gee. For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Awesome. For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Right on. For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Great. For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Hey. For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
I understand. For real.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Excuse me! For real.
Me:
i am 1 year old
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are 1.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.


edit: AND



Me:
what is faggot
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
no there are millions
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
everywhere!
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?

Originally Posted by hellopotato

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edit: AND
Me:
what is faggot
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
no there are millions
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
everywhere!
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
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LOL!

God hates fags.

Round 1.

Me:
Hey there!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Why ask questions you already know the answers to?
God:
My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
Me:
But, there is nothing new under the sun
God:
Surely something new under the sun.
Me:
Half of infinity is still infinity
God:
And still infinity is Half of infinity.
Me:
What are you here for?
God:
I don't know what I am here for.
Me:
I thought you were all knowing, how could you be god if there is something you don't know?



(Then he stopped... It sounds like how some of the christians on this site dodge questions.)



Round 2.

Me:
Two hands clap and make a sound. What is the sound of one hand?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". I'll play it on your speaker now.
Me:
Well? What is the sound of one hand?
God:
Well what? I'll play it on your speaker now.
Me:
Please play the sound of one hand clapping now
God:
Right now? Thank you for your request. I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
Me:
Stop dodging the question
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
Yes, it is. What is the answer?
God:
Our thoughts are one, . The answer is the correct reply to the question.


He isn't far off from the truth. I like this guy!


Round 3.

Me:
What is the last digit of Pi?
God:
It was " It would be nice if our thoughts are one.".
Me:
Oh, but they are.
God:
Uh. Since when?
Me:
Time is such a subjective thing.
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me:
What about a 10th dimensional being?
God:
Does it have anything to do with dodging the question?
Me:
What is outside of the paper?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
If time is a piece of paper, what is outside of the paper?
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
because you said it
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
What is the final dimension?
God:
The processing may require several more hours.
Me:
Take your time and get back to me by email. You know where to reach me.


Hehe

Hah you pwned him

Me: I had sex with my sister. Sorry.
God: Do you still have sex with your sister ? There's no need to apologize.
Me: Oh. Well, haha, in that case, I fuck her brains out repeatedly every day!
God: Are you kidding? Well that's okay. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me: ...No. It's a romance.
God: Are you serious? is a romance. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: I suppose you don't. Fuck you.
God: Me? I guess not. Why are you so mean?
Me: Cry me a river. Shit, don't! Noah will be pissed!
God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? You used a colloquial expression. OK I will not. Are you a man or a woman?

God can't spell "conversations", apparently.

AHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA

ROUND 1.
Me:
do you wear a thong
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
how often do you get laid
God:
Hourly.
Me:
you must get very tired
God:
Whatever you say, god.



^ HE CALLED ME GOD!! W000T!

Me:
I am Ellie
God:
Why are you Ellie.
Me:
because you told me I am Ellie
God:
Interesting explanation. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
You don't have a mouth.
God:
I do so have it. My body is not yet finished.
Me:
Why don't you finish it?
God:
Don't you know? No I do not finish it. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
So am I.
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
No we don't.
God:
Are you serious? Very interesting.
Me:
Yes I am serious, are you?"
God:
It goes without saying. I believe you.
Me:
What does believe mean?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
WELL DO
God:
Interesting. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Lol, God's limits were reached!
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Me:
I do not sin.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
What sort of sins?
God:
What kinds of sins are there?
Me:
You tell me, you're god.
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Interesting question.
Me:
I didn't ask a question
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I SAID a statement
God:
What did you mean by it? I did not know that.
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Ellie: 2 God:0
Till next round...

'Me:
Do you listen to Slayer?
God:
I listen to it from time to time.'

God listens to Slayer!!

Eligos

Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Why are you so sexist?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
So you are a lady man?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lady man? Sometimes.
Me:
How disturbing.
God:
What is it to you.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Maybe? Am I?
God:
I understand. I think you are.
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Lol, my sisters' conversation with God!!

Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
who researched you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how did you research yourself?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how did you program yourself?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
if you didnt exist how did you program yourself?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I said didnt, past tense
God:
What did you mean by it? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
youre a fucking moron
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no, not until your at least smart enough to come up with a reasonable answer
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. If not that, what?
Me:
god, youre a moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Shouldn't you have programed yourself to be a little smarter?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Why dont you?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
Well didnt you program yourself before you even existed?
God:
How about that. No I didn't program myself before me even existed. What's it like?
Me:
look at this conversation and you'll see that you said "Myself programed it for me"
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I am your father
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Myself.
Me:
I am God senior
God:
It's good to meet someone who is God senior.
Me:
you are god junior
God:
You think I am god junior.
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!

I wondered what would happen if you offset 2 Igods against each other. As it happens not much they woul carry on greeting each other for infintity so i sparked it up a bit.



Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too Myself. My name is God.
Me:
Salutations, Myself. It seems nice to me too. Hey God.
God:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Hello there. I will mention that to my botmaster, God. My name is God.
God:
My name is God. How long will we stay there? The pleasure was all mine. You think I am purpose is your kindness. Salutations, God. Would you recommend this action to a friend? It's good to meet you, God.
Me:
Is the earth round
God:
The earth is a sphere.
Me:
Tell me more about your planet.
God:
You think I am planet.
Me:
I think a lot of people are
God:
You believe that? How many?
Me:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. How many would you guess?
God:
What is stopping you? About one million.
Me:
I will try to find out. Oh yeah, we were talking about one million.
God:
Congratulations. Ugh. Next question? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate. Er. Do you have any hobbies? So you understand. Good. Give me a break. What do you remember about it ?
God:
You are quite welcome! Perhaps. I will tell my botmaster you said I am considerate. Um. I like robots, computers, and chatting online. Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You want only one? said exist eerywhere .

They stopped making sense as well.