
Originally Posted by
nameless;
I'd spoof Wait and Bleed by Slipknot...if anyone's heard the song this is how the first part would go...
*chorus
I felt the puke rise up in me, kneel down and lift the toilet seat
Too many shots of hard whiskey, now im on the floor passed out by THREE
*
*Verse
DADADADADADADADA
ALRIGHT!
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'LL LAST LONGER THIS TIME!
I WON'T MIX THE WEED, WITH, THE NICOTINE!
My eyes are red and glazed, IT'S HARD TO STAND STRAIGHT UP!
DON'T LIKE THE WAY, HE, LOOKED AT ME!
Too drunk to care, how HELL DID I GET HERE!?
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, SO VERY WRONG!
I'm kicked out now, SO HIS GARDEN'S WHERE I PISSED!
where's the next party, STILL GOT A FIFTH TO DRINK!
*
*chorus*
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