How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[Courtney Mae]

I found this, it's pretty amusing... 1 to make a post about changing a light bulb. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out the grammar/spelling errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 6 to argue over whether it's spelled "light bulb" or "lightbulb." And another 6 to condemn those 6. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp." 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy." 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take their discussion to a light bulb forum. 203 to demand that the cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to the forum. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to report that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the correct URLs. 27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too." 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" ? 4 to say "didn't we already go through this a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 new forum member to respond to the original post a year from now and to start it all over.

[Burns]

hehe, it's funny cos it's true

[Neruo]

You forgot the '293 people that argue about religion after one single person mentions "Light bulbs are great! They really are a god-gift.".'

[Courtney Mae]

Lol. yeah; but I didn't write it. :]

[Oneironaut Zero]

Lmfao. That was good stuff.

[ExoByte]

So true.

[arby]

38 to post over-used memes such as "It's over 9000!" 126 to flame the people posting the memes for thier lack of originality.

[ViSions]

Rofl, it's true!

[M-Cat]

I didn't know we had that many forummers... is this a conspiracy?! Where did you find that, by the way? Because I've seen that before.

[sloth]

I found this, it's pretty amusing... 1 to make a post about changing a light bulb. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out the grammar/spelling errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 6 to argue over whether it's spelled "light bulb" or "lightbulb." And another 6 to condemn those 6. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp." 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy." 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take their discussion to a light bulb forum. 203 to demand that the cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to the forum. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to report that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the correct URLs. 27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too." 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" ? 4 to say "didn't we already go through this a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 new forum member to respond to the original post a year from now and to start it all over. [/b] Me too!

[Lord Toaster]

You forgot the '293 people that argue about religion after one single person mentions "Light bulbs are great! They really are a god-gift.".' [/b] If she'd added that, 293 people would have started arguing about religion. They probably will start shortly, now that you've mentioned it.

[ExoByte]

'My God can beat up your God!" "Your an Atheist, You don't have a God" "Oh Shi--"

[arby]

I don't think god would aprove of lightbulbs. They were not created by god. Unless of course if its gods lightbulb. He's gotta get all that light from somewhere!

[Neruo]

If she'd added that, 293 people would have started arguing about religion. They probably will start shortly, now that you've mentioned it. [/b] I guess you are proven right already

[Universal Mind]

38 to complain about how ONLY the United States is using light bulbs to poison baby bottles in a conspiracy to fake computer technology so Texas cowboys can steal diamonds from Neptunian whales.

[Marvo]

Originally posted by Courtney Mae I found this, it's pretty amusing... 1 to make a post about changing a light bulb. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out the grammar/spelling errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 6 to argue over whether it's spelled "light bulb" or "lightbulb." And another 6 to condemn those 6. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp." 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy." 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take their discussion to a light bulb forum. 203 to demand that the cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to the forum. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to report that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the correct URLs. 27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too." 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" ? 4 to say "didn't we already go through this a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 new forum member to respond to the original post a year from now and to start it all over. Me too! [/b] Me too!

[sloth]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sloth &#064; Feb 25 2007, 10&#58;14 PM) I found this, it&#39;s pretty amusing... 1 to make a post about changing a light bulb. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out the grammar/spelling errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 6 to argue over whether it&#39;s spelled "light bulb" or "lightbulb." And another 6 to condemn those 6. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp." 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy." 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take their discussion to a light bulb forum. 203 to demand that the cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb forum be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to the forum. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to report that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the correct URLs. 27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too." 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me too&#39;s" to say "Me three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" ? 4 to say "didn&#39;t we already go through this a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a search on &#39;light bulbs&#39; before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 new forum member to respond to the original post a year from now and to start it all over. Me too&#33; Me too&#33; -------------------- Hello --------- My dreamjournal --------- You might want to do a realitycheck - just in case --------- [/b] [/b] [/b][/quote] I agree with what you are saying. Edit: But how woould God feel about this? Edit: -sloth Edit: I am editing my post to add things to it. Edit: This is what I am adding to my post. Edit: Spelling correction: Extra O on "would" in previous edit. Edit: Just because.

[Alex D]

Please be quiet. You're killing it.

[sloth]

Don't be a jerk.

[arby]

Excuse me, religious points have been brought up. Please drop everything you are doing to debate them. Thank you.

[sloth]

LOL! Don't make jokes. Alex D will whine. lol I disagree with whatever you were saying, Arby, seeing as how you said the word 'religious'. Let's debate this, and eventually end up arguing and getting mad at one another.

[Kaniaz]

Alex D will whine. lol[/b] lol no?

[sloth]

Please be quiet. You're killing it. [/b] Sounds like whining to me. But how can I argue with that convincing argument you made?

[Kaniaz]

with dirty underhand tricks and liberal use of the report button

[Wolffe]

with dirty underhand tricks and liberal use of the report button [/b] "report" should be written 'Report', if you please.