Thread: Game: How Do You Get Out Of The Jam?

I run, I run, I RUN! WHY WOULD I STAY STILL?

Your thread is hijacked, what do you do?

Eat them.

You meet Artelis and TWeaK on the street, and they recognise you. They start walking towards you with angry faces. What do you do?
Now, I'll be inovative and make some answers, that you can use.

A) Suggest having a big sex-orgy.

B) Take of all your clothes and throw shit at them.

C) Hide behind a tree, pretending you're having a piss.

Originally Posted by TweaK

MY ANTICS? YOUR CRAZY BEHAVIOUR IS WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS, YOU CUNTSOCK

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Originally Posted by Artelis

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Originally Posted by TweaK

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Marvo, a little bit of A and B.

You wake up with a hangover and a horse in your bed. You hear the doorbell and at the door is the stable owner who knows you stole the horse and he wants it back. What do you do?

Originally Posted by Artelis

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@Pastro
I ask if he joins in on the fun.

This thread is a

Originally Posted by Artelis

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And that's a fact.

This thread is now a bible fight.

Oh shit, due to a lack of bibles I present to you a man with a mustache!

HE SPEAKS!

wtf happened to my thread

Ok: Your mom tells you she was extremely dunk last night and she fucked you while you slept and now she says she's pragnent, what do you do?

Originally Posted by BohmaN

wtf happened to my thread

Ok: Your mom tells you she was extremely dunk last night and she fucked you while you slept and now she says she's pragnent, what do you do?
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Oh, shit. I commit suicide.

You're 1 hour late for a date, what's your excuse?

"Uh, the bridge was open. No? I missed the train? Uhh...". If that doesn't work, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

You're on the internet and suddenly someone asks you a/s/l. What do you do in this infuriating life threatening situation?

Originally Posted by TweaK

You're on the internet and suddenly someone asks you a/s/l. What do you do in this infuriating life threatening situation?[/b]

Give them TweaK's a/s/l.

Your neighbor's young daughter's pet rabbit died. They buried it in their backyard. A week later, your dog brings you a very dirty dead rabbit. What do you do?

Bury it a-

Originally Posted by Burns

Your neighbor's young daughter's pet rabbit died. They buried it in their backyard. A week later, your dog brings you a very dirty dead rabbit. What do you do?[/b]

Try to sell it on Ebay as a mumified indian sacrificial hare.

When your parents are away for the weekend, you sneak into your parents room to watch their bigscreen TV and drink their alcohol, but after opening the dresser to find their alcohol stash, you instead find eleven pairs of edible panties, fluffy handcuffs, and a wide assortment of equally disturbing things. What do you do to hide your embarassment when your parents get home?

Snack on the underoos while watching their T.V. Then replace what you took with IOUs.


You're driving in dry country when you throw a cigarette out the window. Minutes later, after checking the rearview mirror you see the pillars of smoke and 20' flames.

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I would get the fuck outta there!




You went to a party got drunk and managed to get a girl pregnant. What do you do?

Originally Posted by Kamikaze

You went to a party got drunk and managed to get a girl pregnant. What do you do?[/b]

Go on Maury and insist I'm not the 'baby daddy'!

You just get your driver's license, borrow your dad's new car, and it gets keyed at a friend's out-of-hand party. What do you do?

Drive the car in a river and send your dad a "Help I'm being held hostage" letter.

You're going out with some friends and while you're drunk you accidentally take a one way ticket to another country, with no luggage or money. Oh and you wake up with a hang over in the other country. What do you do?

I get ahold of the Canadian embasy, hopefully they can help. You wake up in a strangers house and your tied up to a chair, what do you do?

Shout for help for about 1 h and then when my voice is gone I'd just fall aleep and LD my what outtah there.

You are in the desert chatting with your dream girl you like so much and when you're about to decide when to meat and have ultrasupermega wonderful sex 2k and you're really eager to meet this girl. And then your computer explodes and there's no way of communicating whatsoever nearby and she'll probably think you didn't care about her. What do you do?