Thread: Game: How Do You Get Out Of The Jam?

You don't do anything, tough luck.
If you're dying in a street and someone comes by and says :"see you later alligator", what do you do (apart from dying) ?

scream loudly

You're stuck with 100 old horny grandmothers inside some narrow place, what do you do?

Make the best of it.

You're getting slightly addicted to lucid dreaming, what do you do?

Become insomniac.

You're in a car accident and your friend is stuck. You know the car will blow up with in minutes. You know you have a 50/50 chance of saving your friend, or dying. What do you do?

it'a a fifty-fifty percent chance what I'd do. If you'd say that it was 51 percent chance of saving my friend and 49 on me dying, I'd go inside and save my friend. And now I'd probably do nothing in complete confusion and thus let my friend die.

You are addicted to everything in the world what do you do?

Edit: Lost my spot

Get a spaceship and give another world a shot.

You wake up to realize that you are now 9 years old again and everything you've experienced in life has all been a dream what do you do?

Use the extra knowledge to my advantage. Can you say, "nine-year-old college student?"

You're riding in an airplane. The captain announces that his ship is about to go down. You crash in the middle of the ocean, everyone gets out unscathed. But now you're all disoriented and stranded on your floatie cushions.

Kill a very hairy man and then use his hair to form a lasso, I then loop[catch] a seagle and attach the hair to my cushion, it brings me to safety.

You wake up in another household and they treat you as a member of their family, when you leave to go see your real family they do not recognize you. What do you do?

let them get to know me again !

You're stuck in a chest deep on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. All you have is a knife but if you open the chest you're likely to get crushed due to high pressure or perhaps you'll drown. What do you do?

Uh, kill myself? There's no way out of that one.

After a night of drinking, you wake up hungover in a dark Cuban warehouse. A very, very large Cuban man is naked behind you, grinning. What do you do?

Kill myself?

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Kill myself?
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Yes.

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You find a wallet, and it is full of pictures of children in cages and an I.D. that just screams 'pedophile' , and also there is 2000 dollars in it. Call the police? What you do you?

Take the money, call the police and then leave the wallet in a place where I told them to find it.

... That or kill myself.

You're at a dinner party (a posh one) and you have a little accident and piss yourself. What do you do?

I'm pretty sure the answer is "kill myself".

You wake up in your bed and go to the bathroom, about to do your buisness you realize your sexual organs were changed[male to female, vice versa]. What do you do?

masturbate all day. and if I get too depressed I'd change gender.

Your find out your mom is a webcam girl, what do you do?

Originally Posted by BohmaN

Your find out your mom is a webcam girl, what do you do?
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Ugh. That's horrible. Record the videos of her shows, and use it as serious blackmail.

You're dancing in a club when you notice a really hot girl. You go over to say hello, when you feel a cool breeze down below, and she says "You have a hole in your pants. I can see your penis." What do you do?

Say something like "Well it IS a pretty big hole." or "And it can see you!"

Red pill or blue pill?

Just a second, i gotta ask my phamasist

Your country starts a war with another country. MAD is almost 100%. What do you do? =P

I go with the flow.

You're horny, what do you do?

Masturbate or if I'd have a girl I'd have sex.

You come home one day and find your house burnt down, what do you do?

Originally Posted by BohmaN

Masturbate or if I'd have a girl I'd have sex.
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Wow, I admire your creativity

Step out of the thread... and no one gets hurt.

Don't step out of the thread?


You have an erection that scores a 9.7 on the bonerometer while in a women's workout session you decided to go to. Every female there wears tight sweatpants. You could have sworn the blonde in far left corner just winked at you, and your boner just gets bigger.

What to do?