Thread: Things Not To Say During Sex.

"Hey, lets invite your sister in here!"

Originally Posted by Kamikaze

"Hey, lets invite your sister in here!"[/b]

haha I've pulled that off without being slapped. all i had to do was hit the right spot!

"Sorry"[/b]

For some reason, I find that fucking HILARIOUS!

I'm going to stay out of the Canadian-American 'debate' we got going on here. It's pathetic to think that either country is greater than the other.

Originally Posted by arby

What? "We beat you while we were fighting ourselves"

And we burned the whitehouse to the ground. I call that victory enough. =P[/b]

Oh, okay. I was thinking we won our independence from England. I think we still have it too. Try to take it from us and watch what happens.

Originally Posted by arby

Meanwhile, while you're off invading Canada, every other country in the world (who arn't too fond of your country right now) are gonna join up against you.[/b]

Oh no, wwwwwoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!! Please dont' hurt us. What are you going to do? Kill us all and have nobody to protect the free world? That would be smart, if you could actually do that.

Originally Posted by arby

ANYWAYS, where did this begin? Oh, right... We were talking about an intulectual topic before you resorted to "We could invade you, HA!"[/b]

It's funny how America bashers always have to resort to lying. Think about that. It actually started here...

Originally Posted by arby

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...

British spellings > American spellings always. Oh, I'm Canadian BTW. So I get to be the third party vote =P[/b]

Then I continued the story with facts that piss you off. I'll tell you what. Look at a map of North America. You will see three countries. Focus on the upper two. You will see an enormous country and a much smaller one right under it. The little one protects the big one.

Do you know what you call the Canadian military? The United States military. But keep showing your lack of gratitude. We'll provide your security, business, technology, and entertainment any way. It's like a parent who takes care of his kid no matter how much of an ungrateful little shit the kid is.

Originally Posted by ;

isn't that a good thing for Canada? they don't have to pay for your military but it protects them anyways? And America provides security, business, technology and entertainment? Looks like the joke is on you and your beloved america universal. from what you said, sounds like Canada is just using america...and you didnt even mention how rich canada gets selling trees and car parts and shit like that to america. ; )[/b]

That's right. And look how grateful some of them are.

AHEM.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

really guys we are supposed to be friends now so we can fight together. Against the French!
I know you Canadians are half French, but I am willing to overlook that.

NOTE: I do not really hate the French. Most British and American culture came from them. It's them dirty Dutchmen that should go down! except they make good chocolate. OH damn it I can't think of which country to bash...

I KNOW!
North Korea! YOU ARE COMMUNIST & wear large glasses HAHAH!

Originally Posted by Led

OH damn it I can't think of which country to bash...

I KNOW!
North Korea! YOU ARE COMMUNIST & wear large glasses HAHAH![/b]

Oh my GAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!&#33 ;! Somebody wants to initiate a country bashing, and it's not against the United States?!!! On this web site???? Dude, you are a famous first around here now. And you actually want to bash a country that does zero good for the world and a whole lot bad. What an idea! Maybe your idea will light a spark in some of the washed brains programmed to hate exclusively the United States and Israel. Well, that's probably wishful thinking.

Originally Posted by Universal

Oh my GAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!&#33 ;! Somebody wants to initiate a country bashing, and it's not against the United States?!!! On this web site???? Dude, you are a famous first around here now. And you actually want to bash a country that does zero good for the world and a whole lot bad. What an idea! Maybe your idea will light a spark in some of the washed brains programmed to hate exclusively the United States and Israel. Well, that's probably wishful thinking.[/b]

I concur. Country bashing does no good. (but it is fun)I am willing to bash Iran, Syria, North Korea and the government of the Sudan. With the U.S and Israel we'll get nowhere let me tell you, I could go on forever, like some people here probably would.

So anyway, how bout them nukes?

Originally Posted by Led

AHEM.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH![/b]

Lick my balls and suck on my cock.

Originally Posted by Artelis

Lick my balls and suck on my cock.[/b]

Well polish my nuts and server me a milkshake. Of course, "Blame Canada!" is a perfectly acceptable thing to say during sex.

Canada isn't even a real country.

"What's that smell?"
"Your mom taught me this thing, just lift your legs up a little higher and I'll show you...."

"My dick hurts alot."

"Ok now do me." *Bends over*

"AAAAAARGGGGHHHHARAAAGGHHH!!!"

"Oh yeah baby! OH YEAH BABY!"

Originally Posted by Nyx

"Ok now do me." *Bends over*[/b]

lol that's the best one so far! ROFLMFAO

What about:
"I'm the winner!"

My friend and I once had a bet to see who got the best response, we both went home one night and took our girlfriends from behind, and in the heat of the moment screamed "STEVEN GERRARD!!!!" as loud as we could. Both our girlfriends burst out laughing. It really broke my concentration lol

"Ha, I told your mom I would make her regret arresting me for raping her"

-

p.s.: America sucks balls at 'defending' the 'free world'.

"Let me CUUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!!!"

"SUCK THAT COCK!"

*whispers* "I do cocaine."

Originally Posted by Universal

What are you going to do? Kill us all and have nobody to protect the free world?[/b]

...lol. Took you long enough to get around to your honorary buissness during the world wars.....

It's funny how America bashers always have to resort to lying. Think about that. It actually started here...[/b]

Where I was arguing about the variations we each had in the english language right before you went "We can invade you lolololololololol"?

Then I continued the story with facts that piss you off. I'll tell you what. Look at a map of North America. You will see three countries. Focus on the upper two. You will see an enormous country and a much smaller one right under it. The little one protects the big one.[/b]

Random fact of the day!

We'll provide your security, business, technology, and entertainment any way.[/b]

Actually, I think we provide ourselves with business, technology, and entertainment..... And if you pull something out of your ass like "Theres so much American buissness in your country!!!!" OF COURSE THERES AMERICAN BUISSNESS HERE. Just like theres Canadian buissness in America..... Its called international buissness fool.

But anyways.... lets stop this mmkay? This is a quite nice ripoff thread of the thread I started a while back and I want to see it work out well =)

"Not tonight honey, i'm too tired"

"Up the bum no babies"

Originally Posted by Artelis

Lick my balls and suck on my cock.[/b]

actually it's "Lick my butt and suck on my balls"

Guys stop the country bashing!

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Guys stop the country bashing![/b]

England sucks.

Originally Posted by Artelis

England sucks.[/b]

You are so going down!

But then I sort of agree too meh...

Originally Posted by NeAvO

You are so going down!

But then I sort of agree too meh...[/b]

Hey, aren't you from England?

Originally Posted by arby

...lol. Took you long enough to get around to your honorary buissness during the world wars.....Where I was arguing about the variations we each had in the english language right before you went "We can invade you lolololololololol"?Random fact of the day!
Actually, I think we provide ourselves with business, technology, and entertainment..... And if you pull something out of your ass like "Theres so much American buissness in your country!!!!" OF COURSE THERES AMERICAN BUISSNESS HERE. Just like theres Canadian buissness in America..... Its called international buissness fool.[/b]

Oh, your talk about "variations we each had in the English language" was so innocent and respectful.

Canada: The business capital of the world. Wait... That's the United States. But thank you for leading the fight to drive the Nazis out of Western Europe.

Originally Posted by arby

p.s.: America sucks balls at 'defending' the 'free world'.[/b]

Then why do you still have the freedom to type "America sucks balls at 'defending the 'free world'," on the internet? I guess freedom just falls from the sky onto Holland, despite the fact that so many powerful people in the world would LOVE take it away from you. Smoking pot with a wooden shoe pipe under a windmill doesn't do the trick.

Things not to say during sex:

"I'm from Canada. Our claim to fame is that we border the United States. We're protected by the United States."

"I live in Holland. Have you heard of us? We're protected by the United States."

Originally Posted by 13redfan

Hey, aren't you from England?[/b]

I am.

I've gone off topic enough here.

"You're not worth the money."
"I am so disappointed right now."
"What the hell is that?"

here's something a Canadian should not say while making love to an american woman "eh...eh...eh..EH..EH...EEEHHHHH!!!&#3 3;...eh...eh...eh..."