Thread: Type whatever comes into your head

Hey oniman, Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy rocks!

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have.... 67 cents. Figure it out. But if I had $145,678 for every time I'd heard that, I'd have an Alturian dollar.

Originally Posted by no-name

Lol
http://www.amazon.com/Friend-Down-Sy...3225307&sr=1-1
LOL.
http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRIST...ef=cm_cmu_pg_i

and check out the thing that says "customers who bought this also bought"

So I'm in the library, waiting for 4 PM, now being noon.
And a class of kids walk, and their teacher is threatening them, she says "I am serious! I am serious as a heart attack."
I mean, that's pretty damn serious. I couldn't help but say so outloud, to which the teacher replies, without missing a beat, "You bet your ass it's damn serious."
In front of all the kids, (keep in mind this is a Church school/class thing, so I doubt any of them have heard of such language) she blushes a lot, and continue teaching, knowing that it was mostly her fault :]
Heh, my life~

vivid sounds of newgrounds

I was going to try to use OJ as an aid tonight, so I poured myself a glass. Then I forgot and brushed my teeth. Everybody knows those tastes don't mix. Looks like it's WBTB tonight instead of DILD.

deranging blasting, gone, absent.
This is rediculous I have no control over what the fuck I'm thinking. Tripping on anti-depressants yo, it's probably placebo but seriously this is rediculous.

Last schoolday was today, I was stressed, anxious, nervous, like Hitler before his death, god damnit. Yet i still got the day to be fun, since I got to throw sweets and water at the lower graders. Got home and i layed around on the bed doing frigging NOTHING for god knows how long, shit.
What the hell is happening to my mouth? My mouth is dry, i yawn all the time and my jaw is being extremely uncomfortable, and it sometimes begins to shake, also excessive mouth watering. Web MD tells me "Acute stress reaction" Well yay, fuck.

What the fuck. FUCK.
This is NOT pleasant at all.

I finally understand the Madness Combat series...well, sort of. I think the director wants you to understand it for yourself like The Matrix Trilogy. I wish they would just give us all the answers though. I mean seriously it is fun assuming and making up for on hypothesis about meaning but sometimes you just want all the symbolic answers to fall into place. Much like the anime series FLCL(Furi Kuri), which btw is a great series. I think it's one of my favorite of all time...well that an Neon Genesis Evangelion. That was also a confusing series with a lot of unanswered questions that you must just go on to understand for yourself. I also marvel at the series Welcome to the N.H.K because it had a very confusing story line but had a decent feel to it that made you want to continue to watch. I wish I could find the soundtrack to it though. It had some really comfortable music that allowed for a calm sense to come over you.

Man... 27 degrees celsius... in the shade!




In Norway!

Lifes good

You know how G-mail has those related links that are supposedly related to whatever's in your E-mail? If you don't, play along with me. Well, I'd say 1750 out of the current 1800 E-mails in my inbox are from DreamViews notifications. And you know what my related link was? "MVE Semen Tanks - sementank.net - MVE Semen Tanks XC Millenium $499 Buy the Best and Skp the Rest". No Kidding! Semen tanks! $500! I don't really want to click the link, so I'm wondering if it's really a semen tank, or if it's just a bad choice for a name.

It's probably in a non-English-speaking country

my principle eats live puppies!!! TELL EVERYONE!!!!

The faster a fluid moves over a solid, the less force the fluid exerts upon the sol- PUPPY! *snach* OMM NOM NOM *burp* -id.

I once heard that horses were intimidating because they have big... genitalia. But you know what? Geldings intimidate me too. And female horses. And ponies. Mules, alpaccas, llamas... in fact, basically anything bigger than a squirrel is kinda scary.... Chicken! Run!

i'm serious i found out where he hides them today.its under a concrete slab by the art room! but its out side and thats why you always see him walkin gthat way to get his puppies so he can eat them in his offices!!! he smuggles them in in white boxes! omg the principal is sesquipedalian! but he doensn't know which student i am. buwahahahaha! i will turn you in you crazy lizard!

!?!

'K, 1) I iz 16.
2) You misspelled "principal" (School) as "principle" (Science)
3) You may want to get professional help...

In response to Ray:

Or, maybe he could hire me, who was voted most likely to grow up to be a hacker by his peers to track down your IP, cross reference that with every of the children in the school, and run a couple of background checks. Maybe talk to your friends and see if any of them have heard you talk about. Plus, just from reading about you on the forum, you're in Bible Club and apparently like anime. How many people can that possibly be?

ah! creeper! i've never said anything about any bible club....i don't remember... oh wait i do never mind..... and it wasn't my idea so you can't know that i know cuz only i was told by a person who may or may not be a student.figure that out holmes. i win.

You still know about it by your own admission... I'm hiring a team of mercenaries. They'll be assembled shortly. Be ready.

'Hmm.. What should I type?'

My eyelids are heavy.

Marilyn Monroe back from the dead.

happy.
coolio...
aanyone on????

eeeeep!!! home defences! home defences! or maybe i'm not at home! find me if you can!