Thread: Tell me about the little embarrasing things you do when your home alone

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

I'll ref.
I'm not crazy enough to participate just yet.

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

NeAvO, that's just plain evil.
I'm going to have to try that next time they call.

And dancing in the nude? I can't remember the last time I did anything in the nude aside from shower. WE should designate a DV Dance in the Nude day. All get naked and dance at the same time where ever we are.

That would be an awesome day!

Whip out the vodka and pretend am russian. I have a hip flask


actually i do that all the time : /

I love telemarketers, Neavo. It's such fun to freak them out. I especially like to "let them talk to the head of the household," which is just me switching voices, then let them talk to someone else, again just switching voices, and just go through about ten or so different people/voices until they get fed up and hang up. Or asking for a free hot dog. Or some other random and off-the-wall demand, preferably in an Australian or Scottish accent.

Yelling at the top of my lungs away from the phone, in that stereotypical black housewife's voice, "GET YO HAND OUTTA THEM COOKIES, MILDRED! I DONE TOL' YOU ONCET! DON'T MAKE ME GIT THE SWITCH!" then going back to talking like nothing happened is always fun, too. Yup, I have fun with telemarketers. Unfortunately, for some odd reason, we don't get very many calls from them anymore these days...

Yeah, telemarketers are great fun.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Whip out the vodka and pretend am russian. I have a hip flask


actually i do that all the time : /

Whip out the vodka and pretend to be American.. ? Wait, whip out the cheeseburgers then.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Whip out the vodka and pretend to be American.. ? Wait, whip out the cheeseburgers then.

Whip out the cheeseburgers, sue someone and start a war

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Whip out the cheeseburgers, sue someone and start a war

Oh and don't forget: start saying that the UK is in England.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Oh and don't forget: start saying that the UK is in England.

It's not?


No, I'm not really that clueless.






It's in Scotland, right?

Actually some american i once talked to thought England was in a seperate place to Britain. like WTF.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Actually some american i once talked to thought England was in a seperate place to Britain. like WTF.

Hahaha. Well on the other hand though, a lot of people tend to only know things about their own country. Lack of curiosity is a factor, I guess.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Hahaha. Well on the other hand though, a lot of people tend to only know things about their own country. Lack of curiosity is a factor, I guess.

I think some of us probably know more about America than a lot of Americans.

Well, it is a big country.

Originally Posted by skysaw

I've often thought that if my house were bugged, whoever was doing the bugging would be absolutely convinced that I'm a raving lunatic!

When alone, I sing, repeat nonsense words and phrases, move around in a silly fashion, have conversations with myself, make faces in the mirror, and more. So much more...

Completely with you, I do everything you do except I replace singing with whistling.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Sometimes I yell as loud as I can while people walk past my house. I do it until they look, then I duck down.

Omg, hahaaaaahaa i lol'd
I thought I was the only one. I yell random things at people passing in the street, to freak them out..And when they look I duck down hahahaheee

Originally Posted by Alban

I think some of us probably know more about America than a lot of Americans.

Well, it is a big country.

haha Alban, are you trying to say us Americans are stupid?

Originally Posted by Repo!

haha Alban, are you trying to say us Americans are stupid?

...or that America is so great that the rest of the world is forced to learn all about us in hopes of some day reaching our level of excellence? Yeah, that's got to be it.

<3 Gh

Originally Posted by Repo!

haha Alban, are you trying to say us Americans are stupid?

Not all all. Please don't get me wrong.

Some of the most brilliant people in history have been American.

I'm just saying that like with any big population, you've got a lot of the best... but also a lot of the worst.

As opposed to the little UK where everybody is just kind of... average.

Originally Posted by Alban

Not all all. Please don't get me wrong.

Some of the most brilliant people in history have been American.

I'm just saying that like with any big population, you've got a lot of the best... but also a lot of the worst.

As opposed to the little UK where everybody is just kind of... average.

Nah you've got a lot of good and bad people as well, just on a less overwhelming scale. Well mostly good though.

I hate wearing clothes, especially in the summer time, so whenever I'm home alone, I get naked.

Originally Posted by Xox

Hmm another few things, I too argue, its like i have different personalities.
I also am paronoid, I think Im being videotaped or something all the time. Its kind of weird I act and say things out loud, things that make me seem "normal" when I do weird things. heh heh

Lol, sometimes i think people can read my mind, so ill think something like "I know you can hear this" to see if they react

And i do about everything on this thread jajakz.

I sing Disney songs, especially "the Circle of Life"

naked guitar hero baby

Originally Posted by Bpolar

naked guitar hero baby

Josh...? Justin...?

When I was young, I always liked to think a little audience was watching all my moves. Sometimes I would explain, in my head, why I do certain things, though sometimes I also said it out loud. Like "... and then if you do like this, that happens!". I still talk a bit to my self, but not in the same way. When I'm biking though, I like to practice my english, by talking to my self, practicing funny ways of talking and so on.

The most notable thing I do, when home alone, is probably REALLY weird walking (dancing, walking like a spider, jumping, speeding around and other stuff) and making whoosh noices when doing stuff fast. Have no idea about how I got that habbit though, I hate it