Thread: Oh no!

Don't spoon my friend.. He's just trying to fork his girlfriend..

Argh what the hell. Now what you all doing? You're all just being random.

No YOUU are being random.
What? I don't get it.

pffft, Me neither...


the next person will have an avatar that is cool

The harvest goddess is cool.

The next post will be peppy with a witty rejoinder.

0/10, don't like the signature.

^ Has a confusing double post count
< Has a spammingly high post count
v Has a low sperm post count

edit: damn too fucking slow again, that was for GestaltAlteration lol

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Argh what the hell. Now what you all doing? You're all just being random.

Ha! Us being random! That's a joke! Do you not see what's going on here Jdea?

Go ahead, make my day. In other words, correct, I do not see what is going on here.

Adam technically said you have a low sperm post count, but basically he didn't because it was kind of an accident, as I read.

Not to get us off topic or anything.. but lets talk about something completely different..

Where is that harvest goddess from?

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

I do not see what is going on here.

Me neither. It was a bluff, see.

Pyro Guy: And now, for something completely different.

Ham Toasty: You got me, babe.

If you really want a blunt answer of what's going on:

This topic degenerated because the statement was made that this was one of the more sane senseless banter threads on the market. To correct that we all conbined the various senseless banter topics such as "Rate the avatar above you" and went wild like the crazy congregation we are.

The harvest goddess is obviously the main rival of the Witch Princess! She's from Harvest Moon DS.

Ahh, ok. IC

Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration

If you really want a blunt answer of what's going on:

This topic degenerated because the statement was made that this was one of the more sane senseless banter threads on the market. To correct that we all conbined the various senseless banter topics such as "Rate the avatar above you" and went wild like the crazy congregation we are.

That is completely and utterly false. How dare you work your tricks on us!!

How come people have higher post count than me.. whaaaa... does this mean I'm less cool..

Wow, when did this thread get any fun? It must have been on the fortnight preceeding the vernal equinox. The air was damp with the smell of clams, chased out of their kingdom by the evil doorknob, lord of men. No longer could the carpet be tolerated, it was deposed of in a similar way that Julius Caesar conquered Gaul. None of this matters, however, because I am a newt, governed only by the most uncomfortable positions you would find in the original Kama Sutra texts. That doesn't change my outlook on introspection, which has left me slightly right of center. Speaking of witches, mountains are heavy, so I shall go...

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

That is completely and utterly false. How dare you work your tricks on us!!

How come people have higher post count than me.. whaaaa... does this mean I'm less cool..

Course not anyone who reaches the 1,000 mark should be considered special plus you are like the Ultra Famous Mes Tarrant so that's like 1,000,000,000 bonus points.

There once was a small weiner called McSperminator. He licked carpet one afternoon which tasted a bit mouldy. At later times, Vagina Lips, his boyfriend ate Tandoori Cat Giblets vaginally along with himself.

Brain fell under pregnancy then spontaneously danced.

Wine is cancer, but beer tastes like sweaty buttlickers poop. However, "Pish-posh" to scholars means nothing.

Ninjas were toasting cookies inside my anus.

Senseless masturbation causes ticks such as boner headed epilepsy farts.

Wombats would rule that pancreatic poker sexualized monkey in the prison.

"Anal" douche cleaning Russians massaged Bernard's beard with hellgoats.

Magical twats stimulated her boobs causing massive brain damage.

Mr. Buttocks found sperm. The sperm navigated up anal passageways, fish like to dance, molest tigers, and pronounce words without vowels, towels.

Peanutbutter is like eating plastic hair.

Moonpies in pee-pee taste of cheese.

How does a dream about cookies and milk make my hair amazingly edible?

New tadpoles are happier than old ones.

Why would a chicken prefer suspenders that are fluorescent over ones made of cotton?

Maybe they love the shiny awesomeness that makes chickens cuter than ducks?

Feathers would sink if they were put on a beehive.

Stories about suspenders are told to kids who behave psychotically near flamingos and highlighters.

Don't open the closet because the boogeyman rapes snooze, and eats an eagret sandwich.

Dreams will become nightmares, and make us slaves to chickens by pecking our genetalia but we ate some magic potatoes, which gave us sheilds to protect from ninja chickens.

Awesome pants are worn to experience fantastic fashioness but they don't help when naked men are jealous of them, and try to viciously snatch them, and thats why you shouldn't own anything awesome.

Sunshine will sodomize our cattle at 12:00pm

Freedom killed snooze to fuck bro vaginally in the butt. "00000hhhhh!"

Pizza occasionally sodomy licked his story book, stroodle occasionally without occasionally without his tomatoes occaisonally without whilst occasionally noodling whilst eating an apple mooo!

Meaow mister mink polypp eat copulation in whipped cream semen that intoxicates the president occasionally, timmy didn't properly insert maria's rectum into his liver this spasmed violently, saying "sunblock lubricates penile dildos!"

South trousers like funny north organic spleen growths reproduce babies violently if tempted with bananas, apricots

Stop talking about religion, unless you are going to all agree. This is a religion forum and not the place for that sort of thing.

ENOUGH!!!!

Don't you see this is tearing us apart?! These petty arguments are leading us nowhere!!! I will point by point to make you know how much I know of what there is to know.

Ahh, ok. IC

Said the blind man to his deaf wife.

That is completely and utterly false. How dare you work your tricks on us!!

You accuse me? OF ALL PEOPLE?!

How come people have higher post count than me.. whaaaa... does this mean I'm less cool.

I look down on you because of it.

Peanutbutter is like eating plastic hair.

This just needed restating.

Stop talking about religion, unless you are going to all agree. This is a religion forum and not the place for that sort of thing.

You are restraining my right of free speech with free speech! More less-so free speech from you here on out!

*sigh* Is it lock time.

If senseless banter threads could be locked that easily than the great war would have ended YEARS ago.

Thought it ended in 1918?

And DV didn't exist.