*Dj grabs the mike*
-in honor of the 1st of April I here bye dub this thread to "Post a lie". All you will find here is lies... The more creative the better... Remember not to take offence as it's all a lie... Who ever comes with the best lie gets free beer!

-It's all lies! You’re a liar! and a thief! This is my thread... my... precious...

-You done with your bad lord of the rings impression Imp?

-Ummm... Yes masta... But can I start with a lie? I'm a excellent liar you know...

-No Imp... To get the free beer we need to think outside the box...

-But I know the best lie ever! It's full proof! We can get free beer masta!

-Quiet Imp! Need to use all my cunning... Best lie you say? Think outside the box...

-I know masta! I know what to say! We can get FREE BEER!!!

-I said quiet Imp! *Smacks Imp across the room*

*Imp is drowsy*
-Thank you for showing me so much attention masta... I'm just going to go and pee some blood now...

-That’s quite all right Imp... Now... The lie that's outside the box... I answer you with a quest... a riddle if you will: I am hard yet soft, I am colored yet clear, I am jelly what am I?