WILDing is a conspiracy

**psychology student** · 01-31-2008 09:02 PM

Wilding is a conspiracy perpetuated by Clarity, Billy Bob and other senior figures in the dreaming community (who I will now refer to as the Hierachy). Particularly Richard Dawkins, who is keen to defame and dissuade any attraction to anything supernatural in his work, by defaming The supernatural entity God. This is particularly aimed to keep people away from the amazing crevices of lucid dreaming which are supernatural.

If you were wondering about wilding, and how interesting and fun it would be, stop, its not real. Its a political tool used to keep the populations of dreamviews and other "lucid dreaming" forums in order, and to hide the great secret of lucid dreaming, a simple universal tool that makes every dream a lucid one. But the Hierachy decide to keep it to themselves. Wilding simply bores and annoys people away from the brilliant mysterious depths of lucid dreaming, it doesn't lead to any lucid dreams

And dream sharing and psychic dreams are all real, but the Hierachy just doesn't want you to find out. A hierachy confederate would argue that there is a Beyond Dreaming section of dreamviews where all of these ideas can be publicised. But in reality the only thing that occurs in this section of the forum is disbelief and scientific arguments against such ideas. And anyone who reads them is dissuaded from the brilliance of these amazing abilities.

The Hierachy was initiated in the 1970's, specifically in under the facade of the Watergate Scandal. On the face of it, this was some typical political type corruption, but in reality it was Richard Nixon deciding that he was going to announce the far out abilities (which I have discussed) associated with lucid dreaming to the nation of the USA, senior figures such as Clarity and Billybob, decided against it and stopped the president, and made him resign his position. Thats the real watergate.

And Billybob and Clarity will deny their involvement in the whole affair. Billybob will argue that he wasn't even alive, and his teenage appearence will act as evidence to the latter. Yet do you know why this is? Because the fountain of youth is real, and is deep within the dream dimension.

**Luminous** · 01-31-2008 09:22 PM

Hmm. Does that mean that all my spontaneous WILDs are actually dreams?

**Luminous** · 01-31-2008 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by psychology student

Yes

That must mean... that I'm dreaming right now. Aaah! The Matrix is real!

**psychology student** · 01-31-2008 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Luminous

That must mean... that I'm dreaming right now. Aaah! The Matrix is real!

It is! When you die, you enter reality, a square planet called Texas.
And you can spontaneously re-enter the matrix by eating Dolly Partons's lamb stew, on the stove in her kitchen.
However, what the Hierachy have been doing lately is something known as the MCPlan: their trying to make everyone overweight so they cannot re-enter reality (they get stuck in the portal and end up in a place called Purgatory), through the use of an anonymous fast food restaurant. So watch out for that.

**FreeOne** · 01-31-2008 10:23 PM

kill mcdonalds!

**warock** · 01-31-2008 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by psychology student

It is! When you die, you enter reality, a square planet called Texas.
And you can spontaneously re-enter the matrix by eating Dolly Partons's lamb stew, on the stove in her kitchen.
However, what the Hierachy have been doing lately is something known as the MCPlan: their trying to make everyone overweight so they cannot re-enter reality (they get stuck in the portal and end up in a place called Purgatory), through the use of an anonymous fast food restaurant. So watch out for that.

Your joking right...

**Luminous** · 01-31-2008 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by warock

Your joking right...

I'm sure he is DEAD serious!

**acodemaster** · 01-31-2008 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by psychology student

It is! When you die, you enter reality, a square planet called Texas.
And you can spontaneously re-enter the matrix by eating Dolly Partons's lamb stew, on the stove in her kitchen.
However, what the Hierachy have been doing lately is something known as the MCPlan: their trying to make everyone overweight so they cannot re-enter reality (they get stuck in the portal and end up in a place called Purgatory), through the use of an anonymous fast food restaurant. So watch out for that.

Issuuuuuuuuuues
you have issuuuuuuuues
[thats part of the issues song]
seriously, I don't know if he really believes that or not...

**acodemaster** · 02-01-2008 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by psychology student

look its just a conspiracy theory. I think the Hierachy is taking over the world.
You think Disney will take over the world.

My friend did that video for disney as a joke, that's not me in the video.

**Timothy Paradox** · 02-02-2008 07:05 PM

I knew it. Luckily I only DILD.
That explains why my dreaming skills have gone to hell since I joined DV.
It's the Hierarchy!

**bluefinger** · 01-31-2008 09:25 PM

Dude... I don't know whether to take this seriously or simply laugh until my eyes bleed...

**Idolfan** · 01-31-2008 09:34 PM

He's probably on about people mistaking WILDs for OBEs. I should know because the only WILDs I ever had were apparently "OBEs". I know this because I would wake up in SP and all of a sudden I would feel massive vibrations (which ARE real) and I would appear to be floating out of my body. To me they were just dreams however it is a very common experience for WILDers. WILD is the way most OBEers OBE as well so it get's confused a lot of the time. We should have a beyond dreaming section because whatever OBEs are they are a dream related phenomena, but they won't be tolerated in ordinary rooms because many OBEers go on about the "astral plane" and shit like that.

**Abra** · 01-31-2008 09:44 PM

Best thread EVAR.

**psychology student** · 01-31-2008 09:59 PM

Oh oh theres been a development.
I was just visited by Michael Jackson, during a nap (he also is a member of the hierachy, but when he drank from the fountain of youth, he foolishly mixed the water with his favourite blackurrant cordial, and you must never do that, the water must remain pure. Anyway thats why his youthful looks are weird and mutated, it wasn't too much plastic surgery, if thats what you were told). So he pays me a visit in a dream and tells me I:

"better beat it because the hierachy is going to unleash a thriller on your ass. You think your a smooth criminal, but you make me feel like Im looking at the man in the mirror, and hes just bad and ugly"

I asked him whether it was "because I was white"
He replied "it doesn't matter if your black or white".

Anyway, the deal was if I don't shut up, I would be locked in Neverland, in the dreamworld, eternally, by attaching me to a REM compulation machine (commonly known as ATM's or cash machines to the British people out there).

Originally Posted by Luminous

Hmm. Does that mean that all my spontaneous WILDs are actually dreams?

Yes