another senseless banter :D

**jacobo** · 08-03-2004 09:51 PM

you can't help adidas... he's too far lost for anyone to help.

i want to talk about myself in 3rd person

**Sassinator** · 08-04-2004 12:23 AM

You are suddenly mute and cannot talk at all.

I want a new job.

**Amethyst Star** · 08-04-2004 01:04 AM

You become a janitor for the restaurant "Yulecra Pit Out"

I want to become a successful author

**Sassinator** · 08-04-2004 01:28 AM

You suffer from interminable mental block and never write a word.

I want world peace

**MSG** · 08-04-2004 01:38 AM

you get a piece of the world

i want to be fat

**Amethyst Star** · 08-04-2004 02:25 AM

You eat too much and explode all over the people around you.

I want to be able to see without wearing contacts/glasses

**MSG** · 08-04-2004 05:07 AM

you discover that what you thought the world was, is just a phoney reality seen through your glasses/contacts, and when you take them off, you see that the world is actually a flaming mess of junk, and you kill yourself...

i want to make a smiley and submit it to this website

**nightowl** · 08-04-2004 05:15 AM

the smiley is rejected and paperdoll smites you for even trying

I want to see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

**ffx-dreamz** · 08-04-2004 05:55 AM

They don't.

I wanna know why anyone likes the backstreet boys...

**Amethyst Star** · 08-04-2004 07:11 PM

You start to listen to a B-street Boys CD and end up in a coma

I want my laser printer to stun my boss
(I'm pretending that my boss is not my mom...and she is IRL)

-Amé

**docKnubis** · 08-04-2004 07:35 PM

you stun your self

i want to sing with me butt

**nightowl** · 08-04-2004 07:44 PM

you laughed your ass off...literally

i want to be trained in the art of ninja

**docKnubis** · 08-04-2004 07:49 PM

you are a pokemon trainer instead

i want to have a bongo

**Truthbearer** · 08-04-2004 11:51 PM

You're ass becomes one

I want to start the revolution

**docKnubis** · 08-05-2004 12:02 AM

you start to revolve around a pie
"i want a new duck, one that wont keep me up all night "weird al new duck

**Amethyst Star** · 08-05-2004 12:39 AM

You end up with duck tape wrapping you in a sticky coocoon so you can sleep at night...and for the rest of your life

I want to swim with an otter

**Alaurast78** · 08-05-2004 04:53 AM

You jump in, do a belly flop and realize that you don't know how to swim...

I want three shiny pennies

CT · 08-05-2004 07:04 AM

monkeys.

**MSG** · 08-06-2004 03:54 AM

Originally posted by CT
monkeys.

your manhood gets *snipped* off in your sleep

i want a not

**jacobo** · 08-06-2004 03:59 AM

you get cancer instead.

i want a drink.

**Amethyst Star** · 08-06-2004 04:06 AM

Kaniaz pees in a cup

I want speak Arabic

**gameover** · 08-06-2004 05:26 AM

Your small fragile mind cant handle learning a new language and you go have a seizure.

I wish for the next poster to be confused as to how to twist this wish around