Thread: another senseless banter :D

paperdoll shows up

I wish my camera wasnt borken

it's magically fixed... then you drop it and break it.

i want a fist full of chocolate.

You get a fistful of something else.

I want T3 connection.

Originally posted by adidas
it's magically fixed... then you drop it and break it.

I said its Borken not broken, and i even put it in bold

Anyways:

You get three golf tees

I want some ice water

You get hot Dr. Pepper.





I want your mom.

(Hah.)

she beats you up

I want to draw anime that doesnt look like south park

You have nothing to draw with so it doesn't matter!

I want someone to rub my feet and like it!!!

the aura of your feet kill them

i want to have a icecream pigout party

The only ice cream left in the world is Kaniaz flavored.

I want to learn to sew.

you tell the teacher you want to become a sewer, but what she hears is "i want to live in the sewer"

i want a lifetime supply of tabasco sauce

to use in douching...

i want to have sex with a dog

He gives you rabbies

I want to reek of Tilex...

You smell nicely of Lemon Pledge

I want to own a Gucci purse

It ends up owning you (Fight club insider's joke )

I wish the consumerist capitalist "democratic" society would fall...

communism prevails and you work in a factory for the rest of your life receiving garnished wages and little to no insurances... you children are forced to live the same way and the human race becomes nothing but a mob of bumbling idiots (some may say we've already reached the later).

i want to get out of tucson

You end up in alabama...

I want to rise above it all...

once you get above it all you realize there was never really anything at all to rise above and all your efforts were wasted.

i want to go outside and have a cigarette... and i think i will.

you get lung cancer

I want to go to the gym...

you get laughed at your skinny ass


I want more chances

The rules of Yahtzee (however you spell it, it's been too long) don't let you have more than one.

I want a good pair of headphones.

you turn deaf the next day

I want my grandma's house back

You get the Commidore 64 version of "Grandma's House." (which was, btw, an awesome game...if kind of cheesy)

I want universal disarmament.

you get dismembered


i want a friend

Your "friend" is invisible, and you get locked up for talking to him all the time.

I want to marry Gothlark.