Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but it requires a life style change...

I wish I was more awake.

granted, but it wears off after 7 seconds.
I wish that I knew

Granted, but you forgot.

Did someone wish for some one fun?

I wish for a banjo

granted, but you have no strings.
I wish I had strings.

granted but they are tampon strings.. eeeewwwww...

i wish i had cinnamon oatmeal.... mmmhhhhh......

Granted, but its in a big bowl of rape.

I wish aorozco was more active.

Granted, but because.

I wish i had another wish.

Granted, it becomes corrupted by aorozoco, who spends an excessive ammount of time on her corrupt, eventually horribly raping you.

i wish for a crayon.

Granted, but it is a melted crayon.

I wish for 10 million dollars

Originally Posted by DeepBluSurf

Granted, but it is a melted crayon.

I wish for 10 million dollars

granted, but you blow it on scratch-off lotto tickets

I wish I had 1 trillion dollars, I got it legally, nothing happened to it (i. e. spontaneous combustion, identity theft, blow it on crap...), and it effects no one else.

Granted, you just can't spend it or give it away.

I wish I were done with all mah projects.

Originally Posted by Delphinus

Granted, you just can't spend it or give it away.

I wish I were done with all mah projects.

granted but they're crappy.

I wish my last wish but i could spend it.

Granted, you spend it all on your alcohol addiction.

I wish my hand didn't itch.

Granted, but you no longer have a hand.
I wish that you were dead.

Granted, but you feel horrible afterward

I wish guitarboy always felt horrible.

Originally Posted by guitarboy

Granted, but you no longer have a hand.
I wish that you were dead.

granted, but it's the rapture so the still living get sent to hell

I wish for boredom to be abolished

Originally Posted by Delphinus

Granted, but you feel horrible afterward

I wish guitarboy always felt horrible.

granted, but it's opposite day

i wish for my last wish to come true






















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granted, but it came late, like your post.
I wish his wish was not granted.

Originally Posted by guitarboy

granted, but it came late, like your post.
I wish his wish was not granted.

granted, but neither in yours. *confusion*

i wish I was Tyler Durden (except the dieing part)

but neither in yours?
No wish because you make less and less sense.

Originally Posted by aorozco

i wish i had cinnamon oatmeal.... mmmhhhhh......

I had that for breakfast this morning.

^ Stopped the game
< Restarted the game
V Carries on with the game

Originally Posted by 8Dhaha

^ Stopped the game
< Restarted the game
V Carries on with the game

^ isnt as newbish as i thought he was
< enjoys sensless banter
V is biased in some way or another

Yes.

I wish people would make wishes.