Hahahaha, awesome. |
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Anyone who likes stand-up knows about Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign" jokes. But just in case, here's a sampling: |
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Hahahaha, awesome. |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
Man, thats like the guy who went sky diving and his chute didn't deploy. He fell countless thousands of feet, hit the ground but actually lived because it was mostly mud from the recent tides or something of the like. His friend runs over while hes face down in the ground and asked "Are you okay?" |
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Signed,
Me
That's some mediocre comedy. |
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If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
^ Agreed. |
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Idiocy is in abundance in the South, and it definitely carries over into the comedy. This man, along with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White, many tens of millions doing their 3 comedy tours. Ron White is the only one that is somewhat funny. The other three serve as great icons for the "redneck" class. |
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No argument about idiocy/rednecks/etc. I still think it's funny though |
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this is a "Here's your sign" moment for the camera man i think you all could agree on. Some of you have seen this credit for video goes to Oneironaut. |
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when at school, it was pouring, so i came in soaking wet late to class, teacher asked, "is it raining outside?" i literally walked up to her and (she had a dunce hat, she is old fashioned like that) grabbed her dunce hat, put it on her and told her to go stand in the corner. The whole class laughed so hard, my parents did not find it so funny, i could not sit for the whole 11 days i was suspended... it was worth it though. worth every moment for the rep i had after |
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I had one a few weeks ago. |
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My Dream Journal
If anyone thinks they can analyze something I can't,
feel free to message me or reply to my journal about
it! I'm always looking for help figuring out my dreams. :]
Here's one that happens to me EVERY TIME I go buy something with credit cards. |
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My music - www.soundcloud.com/jaredemmanuel
^ omg thats funny. |
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