Thread: Unofficial Senseless Banter Rules

Originally Posted by Kiza

Love all the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and portal references.

I should really play Portal one of these days. I freaking love all the quotes.

Originally Posted by Goldney

I think someone is sore about Rule 50.


I'm handing out too many of these. Something's not right.

Wow, I'm honored! That's only my second one. I made Rule 54 just for you in thanks.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Wow, I'm honored! That's only my second one. I made Rule 54 just for you in thanks.

I love it.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I should really play Portal one of these days. I freaking love all the quotes.

You know, there's NOTHING I hate more than someone who uses fucking Portal quotes without playing it. Leave. Now. Seriously, don't become a fucking bandwagon Bob. "Omg I think Portal is so witty even though I've never played it and wouldn't even understand why it's funny because it makes no sense unless you see the quote in context."

And it's not because I'm mad about #50, it's because there are way too many people who say "LOL THE CAKE IS A LIE" and haven't even played Portal.

Everyone hates the Water Temple.



I haven't even played a single Zelda game, either. LULZ

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Everyone hates the Water Temple.



I haven't even played a single Zelda game, either. LULZ

No, see.. I'm allowed to say "everyone hates the water temple" because I've played almost every Zelda game to date.

It's like someone quoting a fucking movie without actually seeing the movie.

Saying "the cake is a lie" without playing Portal is the most failure of a fucking thing you can possibly do, which is why I think you shouldn't use it from now on.

I even invited all of your friends, but they couldn't come because you don't have any friends. It says it right here in your personel file, "Unlike-able, liked by no-one, whose death shall not be mourned."

*sigh*

The joke is on you, my friend, because my reference to "The cake is a lie," referenced not simply Portal, but a whole slew of other inside jokes branching off from that one reference until it really had nothing to do with Portal anymore.

Now, if you have nothing better to say, please stay out of this thread.

I've never seen Dragonball Z; should I never use the joke "over 9000"?

Originally Posted by Wavefunction

I've never seen Dragonball Z; should I never use the joke "over 9000"?

Well, that's different. "OVER 9000!" Isn't known from a Dragonball Z episode, it's known because someone put a clip of it online and it branched from that.

"the cake is a lie" originated from Portal, and only Portal.

Originally Posted by Lord Toaster

A masterpiece.


Someone move it to DV favourites.

Agreed. Or stickied.

See rule # 30.

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

I even invited all of your friends, but they couldn't come because you don't have any friends. It says it right here in your personel file, "Unlike-able, liked by no-one, whose death shall not be mourned."

(MoS = friend) + Rule #70.

Amaze, just relax a bit (not too much, just a little). I've yet to see 300, but I can appreciate the Spartaaaa jokes. It's like people who quote a movie preview without seeing the movie. The joke can still be funny.

(Misquoting said jokes, however, is not funny. "There might not be a spoon" or "Anybody want a walnut" will not fly.)

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

(MoS = friend) + Rule #70.

Amaze, just relax a bit (not too much, just a little). I've yet to see 300, but I can appreciate the Spartaaaa jokes. It's like people who quote a movie preview without seeing the movie. The joke can still be funny.

(Misquoting said jokes, however, is not funny. "There might not be a spoon" or "Anybody want a walnut" will not fly.)

Another Portal reference, that no one gets, because no plays the game