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      Unofficial Senseless Banter Rules

      "Ask'eth naught what The Banter of the Senseless can do'eth for you, but ask'eth what you may do for it."

      Senseless Banter is about games. But do people care? NO! Of course not. Everything that starts as a game degrades into Senseless dribble, unless of course the game is about Senseless dribble, then everyone wins.

      I have taken the trouble to note down these few simple, easy to follow rules, which are really more like guidelines, in the hopes of steering this board in a more or less useful direction. Read that as you will.

      These are the rules that hold true to the podium upon which we stand:


      1. Don't talk about Senseless Banter
      2. Nothing Makes Sense. Theres a reason its called Senseless Banter.
      3. There are no rules.
      4. Think long and hard about the last statement.
      5. Collect the pieces of your brain that are now scattered across the room, that explosion must've hurt.
      6. If it makes Sense, fix it.
      7. To fix it you must break it.
      8. Repeat step 5.
      9. There is no spoon.
      10. There is no flow either.
      11. Want to go shave a dog?
      12. Baboons have NOT invaded your pants (yet).
      13. Mark75 's gender is Turtle.
      14. Naked Turtle
      15. You do NOT know everything about canoeing. Have you ever canoed in space? I thought not.
      16. Go Separate Spartiate.
      17. The Revolucion is over.
      18. Don just wants your love.
      19. The Russian National Anthem is the best anthem ever.
      20. The Apocalypse was last month, get back to work!
      21. It involved 2 year old Glass Zombies with shapeshifting stalker garden gnomes employed by the CIA. Contrary to Rule #1, this makes sense.
      22. Repeat Step 5.
      23. Profit.
      24. The Dancing Banana is NOT out to get you.
      25. The Dancing Orange, however, is.
      26. Wanted ALWAYS comes back.
      27. Dead baby jokes are not funny. We know this because Clairity said so.
      28. GH still hasn't left. Yet.
      29. If you stalk Mes, you have to answer to MoS.
      30. MoS rocks. Hard. Rock hard.
      31. The DV Night Crew own the Chat.
      32. “. . .”
      33. Artelis is watching.
      34. Leo Volont is Watching, with great Vigor and Salacious Interest. And lots of Capitalized words.
      35. Kaniaz, on the other hand, is not watching. He apparently now has a life. Who knew?
      36. References to drugs may get you warned, but it'll make Nina like you.
      37. Harry Potter sex is Evil Sex.
      38. Remember MoT. \o/
      39. Don't cross the Ninja mods. (They know who they are...)
      40. Do, a deer, a female deer.
      41. The Question is still being worked out.
      42. The Answer is still 42. The Answer is always 42.
      43. The TRULY Senseless Thread exists for a reason.
      44. The Real Mark75 threads, however, do not.
      45. What Do You Think About the _____ Above/Below You is no longer a good thread idea.
      46. Seismosaur is not the King of Off-Topic.
      47. Jdeadevil can only stay out of Senseless Banter for just so long.
      48. “Look at my post count!” is not a good thread topic, unless you include useless random facts about why the number of your post count is significant.
      49. If Clairity posts a video, it's funny.
      50. If AmazeO XD posts a video, or even just a topic, it's not funny. Because AmazeO XD is to be taken seriously.
      51. The cake is a lie.
      52. The Prophets promised cake.
      53. The Prophets are liars.
      54. Goldney is still Dreamviews Gentleman since 1837, and don't you forget it.
      55. The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
      56. Don't try this from any great height.
      57. If you're going to parody something or someone, do a good job of it, not a half-assed one.
      58. The weighted companion cube will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak .
      59. If the weighted companion cube does speak to you, please disregard its advice.
      60. No, you can't do that.
      61. See #5 before reading on.
      62. If you have to ask, it's not funny.
      63. Not even if your drunk friend told you it was.
      64. Yes, you need a haircut.
      65. There ARE girls on the internet, despite what the paranoid nerds at 4chan think.
      66. But they don't put out.
      67. Unless you get them really drunk in chat.
      68. DO NOT TAKE MARK75 SERIOUSLY!
      69. If you have been at Dreamviews less than a week, you shouldn't be in Senseless Banter.
      70. Amethyst Star officially pwns you.
      71. So does Oneironaut.
      72. Wavefunction not so much, but he has a big Banhammer.
      73. The staff did not leave because of a conspiracy. They left because of YOU, and cheeseburgers.
      74. Okay, the cheeseburgers are a lie too. The Prophets made me do it!
      75. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
      76. There are a total of 100 Rules of Senseless Banter, but the other 24 are unspoken. If you don't know what they are already, GET OUT.



      Follow these rules which do not exist, and you will succeed in the world of Senseless Banter. Fail to follow these rules, and Wavefunction will swing his Banhammer in a threatening manner until you do.
      Last edited by Man of Steel; 05-11-2008 at 10:39 PM.

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      The REAL 75. Needs more Mark75.

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      Love all the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and portal references.
      A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly 5 O'Clock News Ray

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      You should also make a rule that old meme's are really not funny. Also, that bandwagoning is stupid.

      Which would probablly erase all of your Portal references.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening

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      You should also make a rule that old meme's are really not funny. Also, that bandwagoning is stupid.

      Which would probablly erase all of your Portal references.
      I think someone is sore about Rule 50.


      I'm handing out too many of these. Something's not right.

      *............*............*

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kiza View Post
      Love all the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and portal references.
      I should really play Portal one of these days. I freaking love all the quotes.

      Quote Originally Posted by Goldney View Post
      I think someone is sore about Rule 50.


      I'm handing out too many of these. Something's not right.

      Wow, I'm honored! That's only my second one. I made Rule 54 just for you in thanks.

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      Awesome. Especially 49 and 50.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Wavefunction View Post


      Awesome. Especially 49 and 50.
      I had to edit Rule 50 a bit. He wanted to be taken seriously, apparently.

      Who knew?

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      A masterpiece.


      Someone move it to DV favourites.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Lord Toaster View Post
      A masterpiece.


      Someone move it to DV favourites.
      I'd rather it be stickied here, actually.

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