Thread: Take Over The World!

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Failed a class, lost a GPA point-- Whatever.

I ammend my statement:

"I assume you must have done poorly academically in the recent past."

Then you would be wrong. Good try though.

Originally Posted by Marvo

Denmark is located somewhere within Legoland.

Oh, ok.

Oh wow

Originally Posted by psychology student

Then you would be wrong. Good try though.

I sense a case of denile.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I sense a case of denile.

I guess you mean denial.

Strike Two.

Originally Posted by psychology student

I guess you mean denial.

Strike Two.

No.

"denile"

You people keep messing up my emphasisms.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

emphasisms.

Yeah! Thats not a word either.

So he's coining his own words then

Look man, focusing on little things isn't a way to win an argument.

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

So he's coining his own words then

Look man, focusing on little things isn't a way to win an argument.

Oh, ok. Please inform me of the best way to win.

Don't do everything you always do.

Originally Posted by psychology student

Yeah! Thats not a word either.

If it is made of an unbroken, pronouncable string of letters then it is a word.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Don't do everything you always do.



If it is made of an unbroken, pronouncable string of letters then it is a word.

Nuts

Originally Posted by psychology student

Oh, ok. Please inform me of the best way to win.

Try to make good points.

Oh and forgive me for this, especially after saying not to focus on little things...but please please please fix the coding in your sig sorry

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

Try to make good points.

My goodness, the bane of illogicality: try to make good points. I don't know why I didn't see it before.

Originally Posted by psychology student

Yeah, but secret plans lack manpower.

That is the beauty of my secret plan.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

That is the beauty of my secret plan.

What? That it is ineffective.

Sure it's effective. The way it's effective is a secret.

Not anymore. Now we all no that Kushna Mufeed has a secret plan, which he posted in a thread that incites taking over the world. Ergo, he has a plan to take over the world; it is no longer secret.

All that remains is how. Lets be honest there are only two ways to take over the world.

Start the psychology student vs. Seismosaur thread so you two can do all of your fighting there. This fight you are in is spilling into and polluting too many threads.

Originally Posted by psychology student

What? That it is ineffective.

No. That it is so efficient that it doesn't require any man power at all.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Start the psychology student vs. Seismosaur thread so you two can do all of your fighting there. This fight you are in is spilling into and polluting too many threads.

No, we signed a peace treaty. Two state solution: it works.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

No. That it is so efficient that it doesn't require any man power at all.

Well then the scope of your secret plan is probably limited to stealing an apple from a apple stall someplace near a farm, or something on those lines.

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

Oh and forgive me for this, especially after saying not to focus on little things...but please please please fix the coding in your sig sorry

For someone telling me not to focus on the little things, you should focus on the little things.

Originally Posted by psychology student

Well then the scope of your secret plan is probably limited to stealing an apple from a apple stall someplace near a farm, or something on those lines

For someone who has not heard the secret plan, you know too much. You must be killed. Your murder will arrive in the mail in 6 to 8 weeks.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

For someone who has not heard the secret plan, you know too much. You must be killed. Your murder will arrive in the mail in 6 to 8 weeks.

Not if the postman opens it first.

They have that tendency to rip open letters of powder.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

For someone who has not heard the secret plan, you know too much. You must be killed. Your murder will arrive in the mail in 6 to 8 weeks.

Please, I tried you cooking before, all it did was cause vomitting. Besides, I hardly think its appropriate to send food in the mail.

I has teh plans!

First, Night Stalkers shall night stalk and cause mayhem and shits in the big peoples dreams. Like George Bush 'n stuff.

Then we through night stalking make them believe that the best thing is to give power to Dreamviews.

Also, we make a religion, Dreamviews Society, which shall gather forces untill we are strong enough to eat Scientology, then we will proceed where Scientology left, and brainwash even more people into the Dreamviews Society.

When we are big enough, we will turn our people against all the other religions with the cunning use of more brainwash. Then we will convert as many other-religioners as possible. Then we will rename a small country to "Religionland" and put everyone that isn't Dreamviews Society into that country.

Profit and power!


No offense intended, just satire or wha'ever you call it.

Originally Posted by Maeni

I has teh plans!

First, Night Stalkers shall night stalk and cause mayhem and shits in the big peoples dreams. Like George Bush 'n stuff.

Then we through night stalking make them believe that the best thing is to give power to Dreamviews.

Also, we make a religion, Dreamviews Society, which shall gather forces untill we are strong enough to eat Scientology, then we will proceed where Scientology left, and brainwash even more people into the Dreamviews Society.

When we are big enough, we will turn our people against all the other religions with the cunning use of more brainwash. Then we will convert as many other-religioners as possible. Then we will rename a small country to "Religionland" and put everyone that isn't Dreamviews Society into that country.

Profit and power!


No offense intended, just satire or wha'ever you call it.

Yes, learn to use the dark side of the force.