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Thread: Funny Death Statistics
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07-08-2008 01:52 AM #26Member
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99.99999962% of all people have died due to lack of working vital systems.
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07-08-2008 11:02 AM #27Anas platyrhynchos Achievements:
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07-10-2008 01:44 AM #28Member
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More than 300 british people hve been killed in tennis-related blancmange attacks.
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07-10-2008 02:52 AM #29widdershins modality Achievements:
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The leading cause of accidental death in Wales is not automotive, but antimacassar strangulation.
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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07-10-2008 03:58 AM #30Banned
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Spam kills too, you know.
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07-10-2008 11:46 AM #31Previously Pensive Achievements:
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You have a one in ten million chance of being killed by a champagne cork.
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07-10-2008 12:57 PM #32Yes we can.
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Far more people in the world are killed by falling cocunuts, than shark attacks every year.
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07-10-2008 01:14 PM #33widdershins modality Achievements:
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You are more likely to die in a tricycle impaling than a plane crash.
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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07-10-2008 04:39 PM #34宇宙です。。。
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68% of people have contracted a certain disease at some point in their life due to overusage of internet and textspeak acronyms.
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07-10-2008 05:22 PM #35Previously Pensive Achievements:
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You are far more likely to die before the lottery is drawn, than winning the lottery.
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07-10-2008 05:43 PM #36
Every time u masturbate Chuck Norris kills a potential big brother contestant ( so keep wanking people)
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07-10-2008 09:31 PM #37Puzzle God
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At least one person will die reading these words.
Maybe it will be you?Things done in LD dreams : Levitated other people, stopped cars, made people speak gibberish...
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07-10-2008 10:45 PM #38widdershins modality Achievements:
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72% of syphilis-related fatalities in the U.S. and Europe can be traced directly or indirectly to your mother.
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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07-11-2008 02:48 AM #39Member
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One in 500 Germans die every year from lederhosen related accidents.
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07-11-2008 03:36 AM #40Consciousness Itself
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100% of all Jim Morrisons who sang lead vocals for The Doors are dead.
How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
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07-11-2008 10:28 AM #41Anas platyrhynchos Achievements:
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Over 2 people die every year
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07-11-2008 07:32 PM #42Member
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"all your base are belong to us" is the last thing 3% of population hears right before dying.
Since 1940, roundhouse kick related deaths increased by 1000%.- Are you an idiot?
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07-15-2008 01:34 AM #43widdershins modality Achievements:
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There's a 7.2% mortality rate associated with performing fellatio on a duck.
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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07-15-2008 01:39 AM #44Banned
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Taosaur wins.
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07-15-2008 03:12 AM #45The Narcissist
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What if a duck performs fellatio on you?
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07-16-2008 01:49 PM #46宇宙です。。。
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100% of people die from not being alive.
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07-16-2008 09:55 PM #47Anas platyrhynchos Achievements:
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Over 92 people die every year from drowning in raw cookie dough.
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Only ever happened in Soviet Russia, and everyone involved got disappeared. Originally Posted by RockNRoller123
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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07-17-2008 11:24 AM #49Anas platyrhynchos Achievements:
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Well I can assure you that nobody ever died performing fellatio on me. If I get 100 people to give me a blow job, does that mean seven and a fifth of them will die? Originally Posted by Taosaur
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07-17-2008 08:02 PM #50widdershins modality Achievements:
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Statistically, three will die while seven will "die inside," constituting 3/5 of a death. Originally Posted by Super Duck
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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