Thread: How would you like to die?

Quickly and painlessly. Though I wouldn't mind seeing an atomic bomb blow up in the distance and see a wave of radiation and heat slam into me. That way I'd be capable of feeling when the pain stops, and then I know I'm dead.

I want to die in my sleep after a long night of.....

umm...daniel u confuze me...y do u have things like cute and plushy throne when your gender says male?

anywho..i would like to drown or die asleep in the mountains somewhere where no one will ever find me.

Originally Posted by ray

umm...daniel u confuze me...y do u have things like cute and plushy throne when your gender says male?

Well, maybe you can make a thread where you ask me that and I might answer.

Oh Marlie, that is a nice way to die. I would want to die with you if that's the case.

Maybe In the water...I would like that.
Or in a forest..I love the forest.

Ah. This looked familiar, and then I realized that I had answered this in one of those silly little Myspace surveys that tend to float around. Well, here's what I had to say, verbatim.

How do you want to die?
Well, since I'm not a sick fuck who fantasizes about my own death, or the death of others.. I guess as long as it's quick and painless.. that'll be fine.

The most memorable way to die you can think of.

I want to be remembered in history.

The most badass and manly way possible, which will be determined at a later date by a panel of the most badass and manly people in the world.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

The most badass and manly way possible, which will be determined at a later date by a panel of the most badass and manly people in the world.

Ah. Besides me, who else will be a part of this BAMP board?

Rosie O'Donnell

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

Quickly and painlessly. Though I wouldn't mind seeing an atomic bomb blow up in the distance and see a wave of radiation and heat slam into me. That way I'd be capable of feeling when the pain stops, and then I know I'm dead.

If you can see the blast, then the wave of radiation has already hit you.

Originally Posted by marlie

I want to die in my sleep after a long night of.....

You're a serial rapist/murderer's dream come true.

Originally Posted by ray

anywho..i would like to drown or die asleep in the mountains somewhere where no one will ever find me.

This is a really nice answer.

I really like the one about a panel of Badasses as well. Good stuff.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

You're a serial rapist/murderer's dream come true.

HAHAHAHAHAHA then my life goal is achieved

As long as I don't suffer, I don't care. I could die of getting my head shredded off by a jet engine, as long as I die instantly.

I always wanted to die in style. To get it out of the way, I will state now that I do not want to die in bed with labored breathing gargling the plasma filling my lungs. I also do not want to die by someone else (like a murderer) or in a pathetic way (like drowning in my soup) or by a situation that takes my life (sinking ship, plane crash, burning building) A car accident is a very boring way to die, too.

More like a lightning bolt, or a suspenseful situation that will be exploited on the Biography channel (gas leak, impending explosion) or saving someone elses life.

But disappearing would be my favorite by far. Good way to start a religion, too.

I don't mind, i'm going to die either way so its completely irrelevant.

Oh go on then, electric chair...

I want to die in a slow motion car chase. I will fire a gun at the same time as the person chasing me, and the bullets will pass each other in slow motion, killing us both at the same time, and thus saving the world somehow. Hooray!

I would like to die 48 hours after I receive the Pulitzer Prize. That way, I can grab two headlines before I eject.

I want to die by riding an asteroid right the fuck into earth.

Giving my life for another.

I want to die in a hail of bullets, while falling from the sky out of a large aircraft which is exploding with a nuclear payload thousands and thousands of feet in the air, rapidly descending to the ground holding a bomb in each hand, and hitting the ground and detonating, destroying all around me in a blazing inferno forever leaving a legacy that will be remembered and passed down to all future generations, in every history book.

Or I'll settle for choking on a Subway sandwich. Those things are damn good. I'd die happy.

I'd want to die in a zombie apocolyspe!

Like I have to sacrifice myself to save thousands of people!

I want to die in a fashionable way...
Suicide-Jumping off a biulding in a sweet outfit..like a vintage dress.
Murder-In a dramatic way.
any thing else would be simply boring.
Or in the forest..like I said.