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    1. 07-03-2008 06:34 PM #1
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      Funny Death Statistics

      Just saw this on another forum. I figured "DV is teh beztest forum on teh intanetz" so we should have one too.

      "17 people a year, in France alone, die due to freak baguette accidents."

      Now it's your turn. Make another one up...
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    2. 07-03-2008 08:42 PM #2
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      "1 in 145,000 ducks die from over-exposure to kryptonite every year."
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    3. 07-03-2008 09:30 PM #3
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      Four people a year die from being swallowed by whales.

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    4. 07-03-2008 09:32 PM #4
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      People a year die from dividing by zero.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eP84n-Lvw

      Ich brauche keine Waffe.
      Ich ermittle ausschließlich mit dem Gehirn!

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    5. 07-03-2008 09:42 PM #5
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      Studies show that 98&#37; of the population will die at one point in their life.
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    6. 07-04-2008 06:43 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Amethyst Star View Post
      Four people a year die from being swallowed by whales.
      Wow, you were admin for a LONG time.

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      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

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    7. 07-04-2008 09:52 AM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      Wow, you were admin for a LONG time.

      XD
      Nice
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    8. 07-04-2008 06:26 PM #8
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      Prolonged exposure to pornography can cause severe burns in many teenagers and in extreme cases the limb has to be removed.
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    9. 07-07-2008 02:39 AM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      Wow, you were admin for a LONG time.

      XD
      Yah, it's not like I had a good excuse for stepping down.... Oh wait, I did. (I was on staff since '04, taking two quick breaks within that.)

      Two children die per hour after setting their hair on fire.

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    10. 07-07-2008 05:54 PM #10
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      Crack kills.
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    11. 07-08-2008 12:38 AM #11
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      Vending machines kill more people each year than shark attacks.
      08 LD's:28 Tasks of the Month Completed:5 Adopted Hollings
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      2: Fight Agent Smith.CHECK
      3. Swing through a city like Spider-Man.CHECK
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    12. 07-08-2008 01:41 AM #12
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      At least 88&#37; of drownings occurred underwater.
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    13. 07-08-2008 01:52 AM #13
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      99.99999962&#37; of all people have died due to lack of working vital systems.
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    14. 07-08-2008 11:02 AM #14
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      Last year, 17 people died of freak tea-cosy accidents
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    15. 07-10-2008 01:44 AM #15
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      More than 300 british people hve been killed in tennis-related blancmange attacks.
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    16. 07-10-2008 05:43 PM #16
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      Every time u masturbate Chuck Norris kills a potential big brother contestant ( so keep wanking people)


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    17. 07-10-2008 09:31 PM #17
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      At least one person will die reading these words.
      Maybe it will be you?
      Things done in LD dreams : Levitated other people, stopped cars, made people speak gibberish...
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    18. 07-10-2008 10:45 PM #18
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      72% of syphilis-related fatalities in the U.S. and Europe can be traced directly or indirectly to your mother.
      If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama


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