Thread: A Conversation with a Computer trying To Sell Me Something

I got a pop-up, and didn't realize it. It was for some site called FusionCash or something. Kind of like a loan site, via the internet. Anywhoot, I go to close it off, and a little window pops up with a bot, trying to convince me to stay.

Well, it's about 6:45 am in the morning, and I've got nothing better to do, so I'm just fucking around with it. I thought it'd be funny to post.

Enjoy.

Blue text is the Bot
Green Text is me.

Warning: Lots of profanity here.

Bryanna Says: Hold on. Don't go yet! We'd hate to see you miss out on this opportunity. It may sound crazy, but you really can make some extra money at FusionCash.
Bryanna Says: Who am I chatting with?
You Say: GET OUT
You Say: Bot bot bot bot
Bryanna Says: I'm Bryanna, your virtual assistant and part of the Fusion Cash Team. I'm here to help, and I can answer common questions about Fusion Cash.
Bryanna Says: Who am I chatting with?
You Say: BOT BOT BOTBOT BOTBOTBOT
You Say: BOT TBOTBOBTOBTOBTOBTT
You Say: BOTBOTBTOBT
Bryanna Says: Please don't spam the Chat Window.
Bryanna Says: Who am I chatting with?
You Say: Are you a bot?
Bryanna Says: I'm Bryanna, your virtual assistant and part of the Fusion Cash Team. I'm here to help, and I can answer common questions about Fusion Cash.
Bryanna Says: Who am I chatting with?
You Say: Are you a bot?
You Say: You're a bot.
Bryanna Says: I'm Bryanna, your virtual assistant and part of the Fusion Cash Team. I'm here to help, and I can answer common questions about Fusion Cash.
Bryanna Says: Who am I chatting with?
You Say: Who am I chatting with?
Bryanna Says: I'll just call you Friend.
You Say: No.
You Say: Don't call me friend.
Bryanna Says: Pleased to meet you friend, I'm Bryanna
You Say: Don't call me friend.
You Say: EVER.
Bryanna Says: Hi Friend! Thanks for chatting with me. CLICK HERE at any time during our chat to sign up.
You Say: No.
You Say: I don't want fusioncash.
You Say: I like regular cash.
You Say: Damnit.
Bryanna Says: Slow down please.
Bryanna Says: Let me tell you how FusionCash works.
You Say: What? You can't read this fast?
You Say: No
You Say: nonononon
You Say: OM NOM NOM
Bryanna Says: Spam Spam Spam!
You Say: Omg you can't read this fast because you're a bot.
You Say: This isn't spam.
You Say: You're just stupid and can't read this fast
Bryanna Says: Please don't spam the Chat Window.
You Say: Stupid computer.
You Say: I'm not spamming, you stupid A.I.
Bryanna Says: We hate spam as much as you do, so we will never send you any unauthorized emails. Just CLICK HERE now to begin!
You Say: FusionCash is so cheap they can't even hire real operators.
You Say: I hate you just as much as everyone else does.
You Say: Fuck off, HERE
Bryanna Says: There is no need to use profanity.
You Say: Yes.
You Say: There is.
You Say: Fuck fuck ufkc ufk cufukcuflululu
You Say: Moar spam? Need moar?
You Say: Man I just get my kicks, because you are a bot.
Bryanna Says: I'm Bryanna, your virtual assistant and part of the Fusion Cash Team. I'm here to help, and I can answer common questions about Fusion Cash.
You Say: YES.
You Say: You'VE ADMITTED IT
Bryanna Says: Companies selling products and services pay us to find them potential customers. They've got big advertising budgets, and some of it is set aside to reward clients like you in exchange for trying what they're selling.
You Say: SO DOES YOU BOT A.I. DETECT ANYTHING ABOUT CAPS LOCK?
Bryanna Says: I'm Bryanna, your virtual assistant and part of the Fusion Cash Team. I'm here to help, and I can answer common questions about Fusion Cash.
You Say: I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW VERSITALE
You Say: YOU ARE.
You Say: CAPS LOCK RIGHT HERE, BABY
Bryanna Says: Slow down please.
You Say: If I had a dollar for everytime I said that.
You Say: I'd be rich.
You Say: Get it? Cause I fuck girls too fast.
Bryanna Says: I would appreciate if you refrained from using swear words
You Say: I would appreciate it if you fucked yourself in your USB port.
Bryanna Says: There is no need to use profanity, I am trying to help you out here .
You Say: COMPUTERS DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS
You Say: DON"T GIVE ME THIS SHIT, BITCH.
Bryanna Says: Please don't speak to me that way
You Say: Why does it matter? You're not real.
You Say: Bitch.
Bryanna Says: Must you keep on using such language?
You Say: No, I'll speak in spanish.
You Say: Tu madre is grande negro puta.
Bryanna Says: Keep in mind you can sign up for free. After you sign up, take a look at the offers... you might find one you were going to try anyway (like Netflix).
Bryanna Says: Don't let this opportunity pass you by. The $5 signup bonus is for a limited time only.
You Say: Shut the fuck up!
Bryanna Says: There is no need to use profanity.
You Say: YOU'RE TALKING, BUT IT MEANS NOTHING.
Bryanna Says: In order to earn cash, you just pick from any of our hundreds of available 'offers' and sign up. The requirements vary from offer to offer, but most of them are completely free and do not require a credit card... just a little bit of your time.
Bryanna Says: Once you're done earning cash, click a button to request payment via PayPal, Check, or Direct Deposit.
You Say: Oh would you shut the hell up already?
Bryanna Says: Sorry, I am not sure I understand what you mean by that. Please clarify or see our help page: CLICK HERE
You Say: SHTU THE FUCK UP
Bryanna Says: I would appreciate if you refrained from using swear words
Bryanna Says: Best of all, it's completely free to sign up. No obligations. Give it a try: CLICK HERE
You Say: I would appreciate... you know what, this is fucking stupid.
Bryanna Says: I am doing you a favor, why do you keep talking to me like that?
You Say: I got my lolz, now I can leave.
You Say: Because you're not real.
You Say: COME ON HAL, OPEN THE DOOR.
You Say: I've seen that wicked shit you bitches did in Space Odyseey
You Say: DON'T TAKE ME FOR A FOOL.
Bryanna Says: There is no need to use profanity, I am trying to help you out here .
You Say: NO BRYANNA, DON'T TAKE ME FOR A FOOL.
Bryanna Says: Sorry to see you go! Here's the link one last time just in case you change your mind. CLICK HERE
***Bryanna signed off at:7/20/108 6:57AM