Thread: Fight club for Lucid dreamers.

Originally Posted by Timothy Paradox

OK, so the idea is that the person who posts attacks the next poster any way (s)he sees fit. He or she also has to defend him/herself from the attack of the previous poster. This sounds similar to the Corrupt a Wish thread, only this time it's allowed to attack each other directly.

Shang Tsung: It has begun!

My apologies, I misinterpreted the nature of this thread. Carry on.

I defend you apology with a "FUCK YOU, I DON'T CARE."

The next poster has aids.

I accept the fact, and live with it.

I slit my wrists and throw my aid infected blood at the next poster!

The AIDS blood splashes into my eyes, thereby damning me for the remainder of my short life.

In order to get even with the world, I sleep with the next poster's girlfriend and don't tell either one about the AIDS.

She already got aids from me!

Getting off aids...

I come up behind you and snap your neck!

Not again. You snapped my neck yesterday in the infinity thread.
I'm wearing the hazard suit from Half Life that has special neck protection.
I create a black hole, you get sucked up and disappear, then I close the black hole. End of story. (Yes I watch Heroes ^^)

lol. The black hole leads directly behind you. Stabbing time!

I knife you in the spine!

I said black hole - not wormhole.
The intense conditions and temperatures in the black hole have made your knife useless. Might just a well stab me with a toothpick.

I grab my sword, turn around real quickly and decapitate you.

Fine... I am reborn...

Baby-me attacks you... With a knife in the spine.

Ah come on, no reincarnation please!
I send my minions all over the world to trace your reincarnations and kill them before they can learn how to fight.

Baby you lacks the strenght to penetrate my skin.
I strangle baby you with your own umbilical cord.

lol! Fine super-genius baby me made a robot version of me.

Crushes your filthy meatbag skull.

No, because I use my supa powaz to electrify robo-baby-you an fry his circuits.

He has a wooden shell... The baby couldn't afford anything else.

Produces might fireball and throws it at you!

The fireball hits me, but my "Automatic Hazardous enviroment fire extinguisher (tm)" extinguishes the fire before I can get hurt.

I smack the wooden robot to pieces with a crowbar. No mercy.

You discover that the baby was smarter than you realized! under the wood was a ten inch thick layer of steel.

Since you are close to the robot with the crowbar, it grabs the crowbar, and shoves it through your chest.

It was a plastic crowbar, so it doesn't hurt me.
I would never hit babies with a REAL crowbar, not even robot babies. Barbarian.

I freeze your robot baby using ma powaz and then set it on fire - the temperature difference makes your robot explode.

While that happened, one of me grew to normal age. All your minions are dead!

*Cue dramamtic music!*

I draw a sword and toss you one... Lets do this!

Unfortunately I am a cheater. I freeze time, grab YOUR sword as well - so now I have two swords.

NOW we can "dance".

Why do you have super powers?!?!

You now notice the small explosive I attached to the bottom of my sword. Boom.

...Surprise! I didn't steal your sword. I conjured up an illusion (that makes you think I am carrying two swords) and I made yours invisible so you're still holding it.

Boooom indeed.
Far fetched.. sorry.

lol. My mystic hand wraps keep me safe!

Charges for an attack, sword in hand. (I got a new one...)

Huh? Where did that second sword come from?
I block your attack with my sword and bash you in the face with my elbow.

I'm magic!

The sword I gave you was made of plastic. My slash lands well. I punch your arm in a pressure point as you try to come down with the elbow.

I slash at your arm to cut it off!

I can take it.
I kick you in the nuts to buy me some time and grow a new arm (we're lucid dreamers so why not lol)

Then I choose to ehr... make a strategic manouvre. (retreating)