Thread: Fight club for Lucid dreamers.

Finally I can reveal why I choose to retreat.
I once again freeze time, grab the grenade and put it in your pocket.

Rips off pants out of creepiness necessity. I throw them toward you!

They explode right next to your left leg! you are down a limb.

I gain the friendship of a flesh eating bunny while you scream in pain over your lost leg. Go, bunny! Go!

I trow my lost leg at the bunny to distract it.
While it is busy eating, I show you in what way I'm related to Tim the Enchanter. I cause an explosion right in front of you, causing you to become both blind and deaf.

My sweet sunglasses keep me safe, blood drips from my ears...

I make my way to the French fort. My rabbitine pal empties the place out, and I go and mediatate on healing my ears. The bunny needs to take a rest after all the eating.

I leave one man alive to operate the catapult. Cows come raining down upon you.

Let's call it a draw. I have to sleep too you know.
Happy healing!

I'll await my enemy's return...

i turn the cows into rattlesnakes and send them back at you.

I charm the snakes, and make them dig a large series of holes...

I am no longer deaf!

I pull out a crossbow and shoot it at you!

I grab two of the digging snakes and swing them around by their tails, effectively making two sets of nunchaku out of them. With lightening speed and precision, I attack in a flurry of whips and spins, knocking all the arrows out of the air with the snake-chucks. Upon the final attack, I spin around and throw one of the snakes I was holding like a javelin, its fanged mouth aiming straight for the right eye of the next poster.

My right eye is covered by my snake-proof shades!

I sick the flesh eating rabbit on you!

i summon a werewolf to eat your bunny then sic it on you(it is immune to all mythological remedies for werewolves)

Chop werewolf's head off!

Come at you with an axe!

*notes that Delphinus defended against the eaten bunny, and not the werewolf that Ray attacked him with*

shit... didn't read that right... Fixed!

lol, quickly darts behind delphinus and slips axe out of hand and swings down at the back of your head.

Slids down onto back, axe swings past my face.

Grabs your leg and moves it into the path of the moving axe.

quickly twists out of your grasp and pushes axe closer to your torso while falling with all my wait on you with the axe.

this is confusing...

Catches axe by blunt parts.

Pushes axe handle into your face, breaking your nose!

oh noes! (sorry had to....)

my nose mends fast and i snatch the axe back breaking it in half, getting ready for hand to hand combat.

Happily!

Goes into defensive stance...

Your move.

I catch the broken axe in midair with the Force, throwing it at the next poster, then ignite my lightsaber and leap forward into a double forward flip and strike at the head of the next poster with the heel of my boot.

Dodges axe, and grabs boot just before impact.

Flips MoS!

i jump up catching the pieces of axe and chuck them at you.

Showing that my force is just as strong, I wave a hand at the oncoming axe blade and knock it off to one side of the room, telekinetically, the blade sticking in one of the concrete walls. At the end of MoS's double flip, my opposite forearm comes up, swinging across my face and swatting the oncoming boot off to one side. My right foot then comes up twice, kicking the lightsaber out of MoS's hand by the hilt, just before striking again at the next poster's throat, aiming to shut his/her windpipe with a boot to the neck.

The lightsaber, however, flips twice in the air, the blade falling down to split the next - stunned - poster in half.

Bah. I guess I'll have to stop writing such long attack/defenses.

Carry on.