Thread: Fight club for Lucid dreamers.

Oh dear...

This reminds me of a quite similar thread that got locked within a few days.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Oh dear...

This reminds me of a quite similar thread that got locked within a few days.

Why?

Originally Posted by Timothy Paradox

Why?

Because your face sucks.

I'll change the rules if I want!

Originally Posted by ClouD

Because your face sucks.

I'll change the rules if I want!

Excuse me? what the fuck is your problem? Do you always start insulting people for no *** reason??
Go ahead - the thread is yours.

I've always wanted one of these. 8D

Stop talking about it.

Back to the game, folks.

kthnxbai.

iz shanks u in teh eyes!biooootch!

I deftly dodge to the side and give u a swift kick in the face

I attack the next poster by pulling out two kitanas and swinging wildly

I sic my liger on you and it mauls you to death.

I attack the next poster by defying gravity to lift all the heavy objects in the room with my mind and fling them at you.

I killed your family, slowly roasting them alive in a pit of fire. The fuel is made from the blood of your children, who I forcibly aborted from your future mate and used their carcasses as a pyre to crucify the remains upon.

um...wut?

i save my kitty behind my back and then launch her at you when you least expect it.

After gouging open your stomach with my fingers, I slowly remove your entrails, and use them to strangle you slowly while pulling out your veins and forming a harness of sorts. Using this impromptu net, I hide in your house and capture your kitten in it. I cook them on the blood from your stomach and shove them into your throat, finally suffocating you on the burnt fur and flesh of your pet.

Kinda creepy...

I, uh, quit this game...

Grod winz.

Looks like I win this round.

Originally Posted by Grod

Looks like I win this round.

Actually, you didn't defend against the attack above you, so I don't think your post really counted.

I, on the other hand, grab the front paws of the airborne kitty, rotating my body in hip-toss fashion and slinging the cat over me and to the floor. Falling with all my weight on the cat, still holding its front legs, I crush the rest of it's body with mine.

Standing up, I stomp down on one of the floor boards, popping the other end of it up in the air like a skateboard. Grabbing it with one arm, I spin around and sling the board like a cricket paddle, crooked nails aimed at the temple of the next poster.

Grod is infinite, and thus needs no defense mechanisms. He's already got them all built in. And that's the 100 Truth.

Grod needs to play the game correctly, or not play at all.

tehe...

i harness my metal controlling abilities and wrench the nails out of the board flinging them at the next poster while deftly dodging the wooden board flying at me.

I use Neo's powers from the Matrix to make the metal deelies stop in mid air. Then I run and glomp ray, and then throw her at the next poster.

Ray rips through Grod, reducing him to a bloody mass of protoplasm. This slowly inches it's way to the next poster.

...playing right?

meanie. i step away from narsty goo


and run berserked with axe in hand at next poster.

I drop backward with ray's downward swing of the axe, reaching my hands out to grab her wrists while placing one foot in her stomach. Rolling backward as I hit the floor, I used her oncoming momentum to flip ray over my body, sending her whirling through the air before crashing face first on the floor. The axe flies into a high arc; flipping end over end and dropping down toward the head of the next poster.

i get up and swiftly catch the axe that just flew like a boomerang back at me and chuck it at the next person.