Thread: Inanimate Objects

Kelly Brook's bra

The most advanced artificial intelligence microchip in existence should do, I expect.

Jessica Alba's dildo.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Jessica Alba's dildo.

I knew it was only a matter of time.

Probably an artificially intelligent supercomputer, ala MoS. The whole dildo thing sounds cool, at face value, but think about it: It would be like diving headfirst into some chick, over and over, without the pleasure sense that comes with being an animate human being. Not quite as appealing as one would think. More like being dunked repeatedly into a vat of viscous fluid.

As an artificially intelligent microchip, I could indirectly bring about a series of events that would lead to granting myself a cyborg body, complete with reproduced sense mechanisms, as well as constructing a device that could hypnotically implant the thought into Jessica Alba's mind, via subliminal messaging or otherwise, that she would very much like to come and get to know me better in my cyborg form, which for all intents and purposes, would appear and act human.

Or using similar methods, I could simply infuse a dildo with the proper electronic nervous system to allow myself to 'feel' through it the same as its analogous organ, and secretly supplant that device in place of Jessica Alba's usual one.