make up a limerick about the person above you.

[Man of Shred]

pretty simple. it can reflect what you think of them or you can be randonly silly. the possibilities are endless! eg. There once was a guy named "Jeff" Who dated a girl who was deaf. but then one day he told her he was gay. And she hooked him a hard left.

[Jeff777]

There once was a guy named "Rob" Who was in love with a guy named Bob Bob took out his willy, Rob sucked it quite silly And they were joined by another man named Todd I think this was started somewhere else before (because I've seen it) but it might have gotten buried. Nice bringing it back though.

[A dreamer168]

Poor Ranma, truly, I tell you One day a woman tried to sell you Some bacon and eggs But you them broke her legs And now she sells Mountain Dew

[Jeff777]

Your rhyming sucks quit right now Go out on stage and take a bow The jig is up, the game is done This thread has room for 1 number 1 His name is Jeff, I tell you quite true He's better than ranma, and better than you.

[panta-rei]

A dreamer one six eight. A good man when on a date She asked for a kiss He kindly dismissed And decided being gay was fate!

[Sandform]

Delphinus was never a quiet guy, sadly this is where his life went awry, He saw a hot lady, and opened his mouth, Instead of words there came only his tongue, and from there things just went south.

[panta-rei]

nice one Sandform Sandform is quite odd. He thinks himself a trolling god Little does he know Trolls all must go! What a silly sod. Bit of a stretch...

[Man of Steel]

The poster above is naughtier than most, With mischief out the wazoo and a tendency to boast. Once in a fit of mindless boredom and unsound logic, They trolled a forum ruled by wizards and hobbits. Now their account is banned and they are, essentially, toast. I should probably save that for the next alt, really...

[CoLd BlooDed]

Delphinus was never a quiet guy, sadly this is where his life went awry, He saw a hot lady, and opened his mouth, Instead of words there came only his tongue, and from there things just went south. lmao Sandform is lacking the knowledge, He obviously missed out on college, So give up the gimmick Write a real limerick Or I'll sit you down and turn up the wattage! Seriously though, it's AABBA.

[Man of Steel]

lmao Sandform is lacking the knowledge, He obviously missed out on college, So give up the gimmick Write a real limerick Or I'll sit you down and turn up the wattage! Seriously though, it's AABBA. There once was a guy named after a plant, He lived in the cold north and was no sycophant. His hair was wild, and his hat was hard, He could do quite a lot, he even guitar'd. He's now living happily off a government grant.

[Eel]

There once was a man, he was made up of steel, and he went on to invent the twheel. He failed so very badly, it could not go straight, I guess that was his and his wheel's fate. See if you can dig up the message from there.

[Man of Steel]

There once was a man, he was made up of steel, and he went on to invent the twheel. He failed so very badly, it could not go straight, I guess that was his and his wheel's fate. See if you can dig up the message from there. Eels are slippery things, which is no crime, This one especially so, he slips up all the time. His spelling's not much, though he seems quite innocent, Then he'll snap while your eyes are still a'squint. His biggest problem, though, is that he really can't rhyme. Here, I'll give him two for the price of one, Maybe then he'll figure out just how it's done. The rhyming scheme of these things is "AABBA," Not "ABBCDD," which all knowledgeable folk know, okay? Perhaps that will help him to see why this is such fun.

[Venomblood]

There was once a man made of steel, The image of him was surreal, One day he was seen, Reflectively serene, And that man of steel concealed.

[Man of Shred]

there once was that venomblood guy. he wasn't a very lucky guy. because one day he ate all the hay And i did not want him to die. (that one was based on my brothers limerick from grade 5)

[Amethyst Star]

I met a young boy named Ranma Who ate all of my fresh lasanga, But I got it all back, Put it here in this sack, And none of it is still there on ya.

[Sandform]

I don't know much about this star, Though I do know that she will go very far, When she falls from the sky, Lots of cities die, But all that means is she is off to a good start. Better?

[AmazeO XD]

There once was a man who drank beers from dying of aids he formed tears He swore he was the best at Everquest but realized that it was for queers.

[slayer]

There once was a man named Amaze He looked at the stars with a gaze He pondered about the moon and how it effects monsoons but saw that his death was too soon. I suck at these...

[AmazeO XD]

There's a man whose sig has swirls, when he dances he twirls and twirls, but I don't give a shit, cause he's a git, and he likes little cat girls.

[panta-rei]

AmazeO plays alot of video games. Every game he seeks to tame. He doesn't sleep He doesn't eat he only seeks his videogaming fame!

[Eel]

The poster above is naughtier than most, With mischief out the wazoo and a tendency to boast. Once in a fit of mindless boredom and unsound logic, They trolled a forum ruled by wizards and hobbits. Now their account is banned and they are, essentially, toast. There was a man of steel, who was a hypocrite, he could not make a rhyme, because he was covered in grit. His steel was rusting bad, so he had gotten very mad. He finally became immobilized, and his anger became globalized. Everyone hated him so, then they beat him with a hoe. He shattered to many fragments, I guess his lesson is learned, but then he was burned.

[Brandon Heat]

There once was a kid named delphinus Oh how he enjoyed to play with his penis One day he got rough Oh my it was tough Now he walks around penis...less

[bennerman]

There once was a guy, Brandon Heat, Some guy shoved a dick up his seat. He was finally done, and Heat tried to run, But he still is the bitch to his meat.

[panta-rei]

bennerman is more then a bennerman he is what some people call a man's man He likes to drink his beers and make fun of queers But really is just a fan. (of queers...)

[Sandform]

Are limmericks supposed to be insulting? Lol you all seem to be flaming each other.