Thread: Zombie Tools

Oh yes, I remember that now.

It has been fixed

Originally Posted by invader_tech

Oh yes, I remember that now.

It has been fixed

Haha. Thanks. And I was this l l close to putting "Bodies" as my anthem.

Little known fact(at least in my experience)


"Bodies" is a song about moshing and has nothing to do with death.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Little known fact(at least in my experience)


"Bodies" is a song about moshing and has nothing to do with death.

Though fitting, nonetheless.

Very true.

I've got to say, some of you are going to die hella quick. Why would you choose a sword as a primary weapon?! It's madness. You've got 50 zombies bearing down on you from a distance. What are you going to do if they all reach you at once? Shotguns are semi-alright, as long as you get the kind which can hold 6 rounds at once, otherwise you're screwed on the reload times.

Originally Posted by Goldney

Why would you choose a sword as a primary weapon?!

Skillz.


Besides, the Sword of Omens is not just a sword.

Known abilities

* It can go from dagger length to regular sword length as Lion-O calls upon its powers with the famous "Thundercats Ho!" chant.

* Lion-O can summon the sword to his hand with a simple command.

* The sword can shoot energy beams and produce a protective force field.

* The Eye within growls to warn Lion-O that he or his fellow ThunderCats are in danger, and can also grant him Second Sight ("Sight Beyond Sight") so that he may see what danger awaits. However, the Sword has no psychic powers in the way that Second Sight will reveal what happened in the past or what will happen in the future - it only reveals what's happening then and there.

* It can be used to enter/exit the Book of Omens and even travel through time and space when used in conjunction with the Book.

* Apart from the Signal, the Sword of Omens has many powers, such that it is often treated as a general plot device.

50 zombies? Sounds like breakfast to me.

Originally Posted by Goldney

I've got to say, some of you are going to die hella quick. Why would you choose a sword as a primary weapon?! It's madness. You've got 50 zombies bearing down on you from a distance. What are you going to do if they all reach you at once? Shotguns are semi-alright, as long as you get the kind which can hold 6 rounds at once, otherwise you're screwed on the reload times.

Two words, my friend: No ammunition.

Like O said, it means having the freedom to travel. See the world and kill zombies at the same time, does it get much better than that? And, on a more personal level, I've always wanted to pair up with another woman who knows how to fight. Any woman I meet out there who's still alive probably fits this description, and makes my search that much less difficult, har har har.

The Joker also does a decent job of explaining why melee is more enoyable, even though a few things in his short speech here need to be modified in order to apply to zombies. Long story short, guns are too quick.

Primary Weapon: Long-range rifle with magazine adaptor
Secondary Weapon: Machete
Vehicle: stolen tractor-trailer
Armor: chain mail and leather
Battle Anthem: A mix of hard rock, with some video game music mixed in, and just a bit of evanescence in case one of my friends gets bit
Sidekick: Alyx Vance, or one of a couple of friends that I have made zombie survival plans with.
Stronghold: Stone fort near cliff
Location: Northern united States or southern Canada
Last Words: "Aw, [expletive deleted]" if I see it coming, "raaagh!" if I don't, "JUST SHOOT ME BEFORE I CROSS OVER!" if I'm bitten.

Here we are! Mine is finished!



Shaun of the Dead... Working on the other one now.

Well, you'll notice I made a few changes... more mistakes than changes... oh well.

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Relevant question...have any of you read the "Zombie Survival Guide"?