Thread: What's The Last Text Message In Your Inbox Phone Say?

You know, I no longer have a text message inbox, just conversations. Nevertheless, last message received:

Yup...need a ride?

What about aeros in the duchess?? Bet it does awesome hammerheads with one engine out

"We aren''t dressing up?"

"Aww he's the ideal. Hehehe veneers..."

"Chillen with my grandpa"

There is a piece of gum awaiting the bottom of your shoe at the bus stop today. Be wary of it. This has been a message From the Future.

"Probably, I don't know. Left class early."

Talking about some guy in my class that pushed the clock forward so that the teacher would finish the class earlier.

"It's a lace thong :-)"

I'm going to go ahead and be 'that assh*le who tries to look cool online', but I guarantee you they aren't all like this

A special lady???
I'm not gonna say mine it'll come across odd and I'm new so I still have to make a good impression.

"challange accepted!"

"The end is upon us! There's no escaping it now, pal. We're being launched into the foresight of religious fanaticism. My date to what is sure to be a chaotic party, for good or ill, will be a King James Bible. I'll attempt to kiss it at midnight, but it will no doubt smack my hand away and demand I drive it home to it's mother's. There would be that awkward decision I'd, no doubt, have to face. Do I walk it to the door, holding it's flashy red-fabricked bookmark, or just toss it out the window and peel out, flipping off the folks when they come to see what all the fuss is about?"

"that presenter is from white chicks and sin city and gabby just has a famous-looking face."

"Sck my diq"

"Yeah sry def dont have it."

In relation to a book that I have loaned out.

"Thought so. Was just proving a point to my father by way of our mutual disdain for social netwanking ^_^."

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"hate these dreams my brain insists on you being in"

Quarf- when a woman barfing and it causes her to queef and fart at the same time

(sic)

Not sure. I deleted all of my messages a couple days ago, and it's still empty

"What's up everyone. Other than the big blue sky. Ahem. Please remember to bring the signed form (bleh) as well as $70 (yeah) 2mrw for gradshow thanks!"

Why isn't it wonderful to receive a text message to remind you to pay for something?

"Don't do it or the cake gets it."

Ok, know any other people who would support him and be willing to work? There are very few conservatives around our age...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

"it was alright, I had to rewrite a piece but no disasters x"