Thread: The Pick-up Line Game

Originally Posted by Leviatahon

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Why father? Could as well say: "Are you a lumberjack?".... sexist

"You have a vagina, right?"

This isn't really a pick up line as much as a pick up strategy.

"Hello" you say to one of the lesser attractive girls in the bunch while ignoring the hot one.

(this will be completely out of character for me, and I would never ever say this or even think of saying this, just something wierd that popped into my head for some reason)

That's a real nice outfit you got on, mind if I take it off?

(I know, not much of a pick-up line...I suck at this stuff )

There's only one thing wrong with that line, Zez. You're asking her. Don't ask; tell.

"Hullo, I'm too drive to drunk, but I'm pretty cute. You want to take me home and make me your snugglebear. And by do me I mean make me your snugglebear."

Well, I don't plan on using it now, because i'm 14, and I wouldn't later because I just wouldn't.

Oh, and some staff members have forgotten that the age limit was lowered to 13 so I thought I should remind you of that before you threaten to ban me like Ninja did...

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

There's only one thing wrong with that line, Zez. You're asking her. Don't ask; tell.

What kind of advice are you giving to a teen-
ager?

Girl: "I see there's something on your mouth. Oh, and
looks like there isn't any napkins to wipe it off. Let ME
get that for you. . . (Slowly, she extends her arm out,
the blade of her finger from her hand wiping it off of his
face. Now ladies, watch his reaction for a moment or
two then walk away with a smile on your face, but not
until after licking it off. Why yes, I do have the
makings of being a player. "Hate the game not the
player~!" ::snickers:: )"

trust me, i'm the doctor

Originally Posted by Zezarict

Well, I don't plan on using it now, because i'm 14, and I wouldn't later because I just wouldn't.

Oh, and some staff members have forgotten that the age limit was lowered to 13 so I thought I should remind you of that before you threaten to ban me like Ninja did...

I'm not on staff anymore. I'm not sure if you'd noticed. It's been a few months now.

Originally Posted by Vira

What kind of advice are you giving to a teen-
ager?

Advice? What advice, Dearheart? >__>

<__<

>__>

"Want to come back to my office and get a free exam and a lollipop?"

want to come over and play with my Wii?

"I've been sitting in the office screwing divorcees out of their property all day, so i thought i would bring the screwing back home with me, wanna give me hand with it?"

lol

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

there's a party in my pants and your moms invited. oh, and your sister. and your grandma.

i have an apple (shoves it into eye and screams in agony) you are the apple in my eye.

Oh, I thought this would fit perfectly for my thread:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/p...PdAYVQINSDbqU5

Originally Posted by Vira

What kind of advice are you giving to a teen-
ager?

Girl: "I see there's something on your mouth. Oh, and
looks like there isn't any napkins to wipe it off. Let ME
get that for you. . . (Slowly, she extends her arm out,
the blade of her finger from her hand wiping it off of his
face. Now ladies, watch his reaction for a moment or
two then walk away with a smile on your face, but not
until after licking it off. Why yes, I do have the
makings of being a player. "Hate the game not the
player~!" ::snickers:: )"

That would probably make me go off into a corner curl up in a ball and start shaking while saying in a soft tone, why me , why me.

Some dudes don't like it when they think they have just been talking to a cute girl with food stuck to there face xD