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08-31-2007 08:12 AM #1never better Achievements:
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The Not Quite So Truly Senseless Thread
Have you ever put an ice cube up your bum hole?
It feels good for a second... then as the cold takes over and your sphincter tightens up you realize that it was not such a great idea.
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09-04-2007 11:04 PM #2The Sighted One
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"do what you wish"
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09-05-2007 01:06 AM #3Member Achievements:
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your moms face is no dice
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09-05-2007 01:10 AM #4never better Achievements:
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Anyone?
Originally Posted by Elis D.
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09-09-2007 03:14 AM #5Emotionally unsatisfied.
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kooochie koochie koo.
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09-11-2007 08:59 AM #6Legend
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Man of steel, you're going to love this joke...Superman was flying overhead one day and saw wonderwoman lying on her back spread eagle and naked. So he thought to himself..."Since I am faster than a speeding bullet...let's see if I burst a quickie without her noticing..." He sped down towards her at an incredible speed and began thrusting incredibly fast then flew off laughing. Wonderwoman opened her eyes, looked around and said "What was that?!" Then the Invisible man pulled out from wonderwoman and said "I don't know, but my butt sure as hell hurts." Only for you MOS
Things are not as they seem
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09-11-2007 11:59 AM #7Veteran of the DV Wars
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That's an oldie but a goody. Unfortunately, the joke conveniently forgets that Wonder Woman is a lesbian, and that it was the Invisible Woman, going down like Motown. Though my aim was admittedly a bit off. X-ray vision just doesn't help much at that altitude.
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09-16-2007 12:12 AM #9The Sighted One
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Yes we are senseless!!!@!!!!!!!!
Nooo Noooo
I'm on the loo!!!!
Yacka yacka yacka!!!!
Beat that!!!!!"do what you wish"
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09-16-2007 12:13 AM #10
Don't think about me!!
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09-16-2007 12:16 AM #11Consciousness Itself
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You are dreaming right now.
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09-16-2007 03:06 PM #12Consciousness Itself
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You are dreaming right now.
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09-16-2007 11:10 PM #13
Don't think about me!!
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09-16-2007 11:29 PM #14Consciousness Itself
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You are dreaming right now.
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09-22-2007 01:47 AM #15Banned
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I do believe I've just been kamehameha'd. Originally Posted by Universal Mind
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09-22-2007 04:14 AM #16The Inceptor Achievements:
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Here comes Doctor Giggles...
An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules.
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10-01-2007 08:10 PM #17WILD student
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Putting ice cubes up my bum hole is one of my favorite hobbies.
Brothers & Sisters in Dreams
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10-04-2007 01:01 AM #18The Sighted One
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Potato chips!!!
I wants me some potato CHIIPPPSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"do what you wish"
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10-04-2007 01:30 AM #19Master of Logic Achievements:
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Potato sheeps!!!
I wants me some potato SHEEEPPPSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.
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10-04-2007 01:37 AM #20nature is a whore.
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yum
feh!
to hell with you
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10-17-2007 09:00 PM #21WILD student
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Sometimes I insert random goodies into my bum cavity.
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10-31-2007 07:53 PM #22Bananas
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I embrace hate today. Definitely.
How I discover what my dreams are about
In my last lucid dream I made pink sparks between my palms. I was trying to make a white ball of energy...
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10-31-2007 08:59 PM #23Anas platyrhynchos Achievements:
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Oh dear
... did I just do that?
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11-01-2007 07:24 PM #24
Moo.
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11-01-2007 08:48 PM #25
Dues ex machina.
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