Thread: why why why why why why

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

No, Texas is a great deal like Mississippi. I know both. Mississippi has the element described in the OP, but there are lots of other major elements here. You can't judge the whole state by a gas station experience you had one time in South Jackson or something like that. What pecentage of black people are Republican rednecks? Mississippi is about 50% black. Jackson, the capital (where I live), had a black mayor until he died of a heart attack a few days ago, and the one before him was black. Do you want to argue that white racist rednecks voted them in? Hang out in the Fonderen district of Jackson some time, or spend a weekend in Oxford. You will get the impression that there are no rednecks in the state. Fonderen will have you thinking we are all a bunch of left wing hippy artists. If you spend some time in Madison or Northeast Jackson, you will think Mississippi is a rich snob state, and a lot of it is. Mississippi Burning and A Time to Kill are weak indicators of the big picture here.

Lul, this thread is going to turn into a big state war. The only thing I know for sure is that Mississippi was smeeeelllly when I was down there.

dr. pepper is straight redneck juice. almost all rednecks drink it.

I was watching the news last night w my granpa and there was some story about the president making a speech and there were all these protesters...so I asked what it was about, and he was like

well, Obama is for KILLING BABIES...and he's making this pro-abortion speech in [some catholic building?] and the protesters are just innocently holding hands and singing songs (I doubt it) and the GESTAPO are handcuffing them...etc.

>:|

I'm pro-choice, all the way

Your description of the people in your state perfectly describes a vast majority of those who live in my county. All except the dr.-pepper part. Most people here drink Bud. Move north or south any and it's liberal country.

Dr.Pepper is a unique blend of 23 flavours.

I condone the drinking of Dr.Pepper.

Originally Posted by rottingteeth

...dr.pepper-drinking...

You poor child! My sincere sympathies.

I'm sorry but how is Dr. Pepper redneck juice?

I could have sworn beer was...

I'm not a redneck, and I love Dr. Pepper.

I'm a serious nerd and I go on occassional Dr. Pepper kicks where I practically binge them.

I can't even read your post, you incoherent blathering redneck.

Wha-? Redneck juice?! I'm nothing like redneck and I love the stuff...that's news to me, Dr. Pepper being redneck juice...

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

Lul, this thread is going to turn into a big state war. The only thing I know for sure is that Mississippi was smeeeelllly when I was down there.

Oh yeah? Well, every time I go to Texas, all I see is a bunch of barren land with cowboys having sex with pigs by the highway.

So yeah, I heard that Kansas place was really awesome...you guys should come down sometime!

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Oh yeah? Well, every time I go to Texas, all I see is a bunch of barren land with cowboys having sex with pigs by the highway.

Those "pigs" were our sisters, you heathen!

Swine flu!

One of the first symptoms of swine flu is tasting like bacon, so if you suspect that someone has swine flu, give 'em a good lick. Of course then you might have the flu on your tounge, so scrape it off on theh nearest doorknob or salad tongs. Some comedian said that, can't remember his name.