Thread: :D Omegle!!! :D

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best convo ever.

and Jeff, it just occured to me that you could just claim to be working for some made up foundation/agency, and report them to "the local authorities", and leave everything else as-is (except for the fbi phone number of course), and let the pedobusting continue

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Stranger: hey, m.f?
You: lick my nipples
Stranger: mmmm yeahh i wanna
Stranger: show me a pic of u
You: wanna put your dick inside me?
Stranger: hahaa yeahh baby
You: yeah, you like big horny men?
Stranger: no
You: mmm, i do.
Stranger: lol
You: oh shit, then why do you want to lick my nipples and put your dick in my ass?
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Stranger: hi, 19/f/cali, wanna see my naked video? GO HERE: [LINK OMITTED]
You: Hey bro!
You: You hear that new halos comin out!?
You: IM SO EXCITED I CANT POP MY COLLAR
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not too good at this but here is one of my attempts to troll... lol


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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: go to hell
You: how bland
Stranger: your rude
You: so's your mom's tit
Stranger: i agree
You: then we have come to a point of agreeance
You: now what?
Stranger: find new topic to argue about
Stranger: pik a topic
You: hhmm... how about you suck. that might be an interesting one...
Stranger: i disagree, you suk
You: so you disagree that i suck? well thanxs, i do to.
Stranger: no
You: but the topic was that you sucked...
Stranger: i agree that you suk
Stranger: and i dont suk
You: but your dad does... like father like sucking son...
Stranger: although i admit that comma should have been a semi-colon
Stranger: and i do not know my father
You: thanxs. i always appreciate grammar corrections. also, that sucks bastard
You: oops forgot a period...
Stranger: lmao
You: you are no fun.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: bye
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and...



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You: i dont want to
Stranger: dont want to wat
You: he keeps telling me to say hi.,
You: i dont wanna
You: the voices keep talking man, and i am tired of it
Stranger: oh me either that is really gay
You: yeah the gay voices
Stranger: wat vioces
You: the gay ones.
You: they see me
Stranger: oh well are u a male or female
You: why does it matter!!!! THEY ARE HERE!!! RUN!!!!!!
Stranger: Wat
You: SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
You: i am back
Stranger: who
You: i am litinia from descarnmea
You: i have come to protect you
Stranger: from wat
You: by sexually stimulating myself to your picture. from them
Stranger: r u crazy
Stranger: m or f
You: no i am rom descarnmea, leader of the genitia colony.
You: we are asexual creatures
Stranger: wat the hell are u talking about
You: wow, humans are so stupid. just give me your picture so i can masturbate to it, nd leave.
You: *and
Stranger: fuck that i out
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lol. i'll keep tryin... lol

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You: use inhalants
Stranger: hi
You: live forever
Stranger: why r u telling this
You: go huff a can of air duster
You: feels amazing
You: you will be walking on sunshine for 30 seconds
You: then you will huff it again
You: rinse, repeat
You: you will die happy
Stranger: u r right
You: yep
You: i am
You: always right. now excuse me while i take a hit
Stranger: i had feel it
You: ahh
You: fucking aammazing
You: woooooooooooo
You: ebadfa
Stranger: thats lovely
You: one time i huffed too much air duster and thought an invisible man was asleep on my couch
You: so i tried not to sit on him
You: damn bastard was hogging all the space
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
You: air duster makes my brain silly
Stranger: so u must like all this
You: yes
You: i love it
You: makes my blood boil with happiness, it does
You: i can only be happy when i got a can in my hand
Stranger: and.................
You: i go through about 4-5 cans a day
You: 10+ on weekends
Stranger: what about the feeling of fucking
You: nah
You: i would rather get some more cans
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: wejfaionasdkga
Stranger: tell me about your fucking experience
You: im gay. i dont get a lot of action
You: i like to finger my ass occasionally
You: and i wank a lot
Stranger: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: thats nice
You: ohabdskn
You: bsadba
Stranger: so u like m/f
Stranger: asdfghjkl
You: duhh like men
Stranger: thats what i want
You: nice
Stranger: u r from?
You: i think i am going to run to the store to get more cans
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: nice to talkto u
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Stranger: hello
You: what the fuck do you want from me?
Stranger: a titjob
You: excuse me?
Stranger: it's when you stick a dick between two tits and thrust up and down until it ejaculates.
You: sweet jesus
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Oh my God this is hilarious! I kind of stole this from Jeff, but I just had to do it.
WARNING: Dirty sexual language.

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You: hi
Stranger: horny 22/m/ga looking for a good time
You: 17 f cali
You: cool
You: so you want to do web cam or cyber?
Stranger: i can cyber but i got pics no cam, got any pics for me?
You: yeah, hold on....
Stranger: i'm getting mine
Stranger: http://yfrog.com/0k34354397j
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: and i got more than that but let me see about yours
You: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6813/soto.jpg
Stranger: oooh very pretty hon, gorgeous lips too
You: haha thanks
Stranger: mmm, you know how to use those sexy lips hon?
You: haha, I'm still a virgin
Stranger: never done anything before?
You: nope
Stranger: hmmm, so you haven't been fucked why exactly?
Stranger: choice?
You: well I'm kinda shy
You: would you spank me?
Stranger: mmm i think i would baby, in a nice short skirt all hiked up
You: haha that sounds nice..
You: would you fuck me?
Stranger: oh i think you know i'd fuck you baby, the question is do you want that tight little pussy of yours to get fucked
You: yeah, I'm horny as hell right now, lol
Stranger:

Spoiler for pornographic material:

http://yfrog.com/1848855756j

Stranger: mmm, you're gonna get stuffed with that
You: wow, you're really big, lol
Stranger: you should probably get a nice little spanking and suck me off at the same time so my cocks nice and wet before i fuck you with it
You: ooooo, that sounds amazing...
You: Would you like to see my ass or my pussy?
Stranger: mmm well if you point that ass high enough and spread it for me i can probably see both thats a sight i'd like to see.
You: lol, I'll try my best
Stranger: mmm well let me see that ass first if its too hard baby
You: I work for a child protective services firm based out of california USA. Our job is to catch online sexual predators.
You: You've been caught in the act of soliciting pornographic material from a minor.
You: The F B I will be alerted to your activity as well as this chat log in addition to your internet service provider.
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue criminal investigation if deemed necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343.

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Stranger: please take me bask. i wont do it again i promise

Stranger: back

You: lmao

You: see

You: .....

You: aaaah

You: that one spelling error ruined everything

You: I thought you were being kinky in some way

Stranger: IM BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: oh shit

You: I'm suddenly hard

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Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm horny
You: So it is true what they say about you?

Win.

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Stranger: SUCK MY DICK!
You: mmm yes
You: its so good
You: thlu thlu thlu thlu mmm yeah
Stranger: M or F?
You: both
Stranger: Faggot!
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You: hi stranger
Stranger: hi
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: uh?
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they chose to gtfo....

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: hey, this didn't work my last little chat, so i am going to approach what i have to ask in a new direction....
You: tits or gtfo, please
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I said please.

-patience

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Stranger: 16/m/usa, gay
You: NO WAY!!
You: you are gay too??
Stranger: YES WAY!!
You: I have been disconnecting chats all night. Everyone is either straight or asian
Stranger: LOL
You: well I'm 19/m/usa and gay as well
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: which part of the US?
You: hey, i've been trying to ask this question all night, but i keep getting disconnected. I guess it's because i'm a 19/m/gay
You: so i'll tell you. You seem understanding
Stranger: mhm
You: tits or gtfo please
Stranger: ok
You: no no. I was just kidding. That's totally demoralizing and disgusting
You: GO AWAY!!
Stranger: lol
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>: ) muwhahahahaha.

-patience

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Stranger: gay/bi boy?
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You: !!!!
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Stranger: what are you doing right now
You: Typing this sentance.
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Stranger: touche good sir
You: >
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Stranger: Do you like my hat?
You: HA!!
You: YOU LOST!!
You: you typed first!!
Stranger: the game
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they lost.

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Stranger: DAM NIGGA I'M FUCKING YOUR MOMZ
You: my mom died when i was 2
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burn.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hru?
You: why would you ask such a question?!
You: HORNY RUB U?!
You: THAT'S FUCKING SICK!!
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pervs.

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Stranger: hey
You: is for horses, oats are for cows. Pigs would eat them too but they don't know how.
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I guess they don't like farm animals.

-patience

^ lulz

Good ones Pati

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Stranger: 17 m looking for a horny girl with cam, i havnt got one hope its okay anyway
You: i'm a horny girl with cam
You: =)
Stranger: sweet
You: Give me ur msn
Stranger: [email protected]
You: on second thought
You: add me instead, I don't know how to add yet D:
Stranger: okay
You: [email protected]
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Stranger: hey, m,18,looking to swap pics
You: I killed a man once.
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Stranger: im 12 what is this
You: This is the internet, son.
You: Get out while you still can.
Stranger: I like hinges
You: Before you're 20, trolling anonymous chatrooms petending to be 12.
You: Because at that point, you're done for.
You: Might as well just give up and die.
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Stranger: hi
You: -drops to the ground screaming- WHHHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
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leave them wondering

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Stranger: hi
You: derp
Stranger: I'm ordering chinese food
Stranger: what should I get?
You: derp derpin!!
You: derrrrrp
Stranger: shut the bidoof up and tell me what to get
You: DERP DERPIN DERP DERPLIDESH!!
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derp language.

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: so where did we leave off at again?
You: oh yes...... so your mother molested you as a child. How did that make you feel?
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they shut the door....... OF THEIR EMOTIONS.....

Spoiler for LONG but funny:

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Stranger: roar
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ehem
Stranger: ROAR!!!
You: hold on... i can't see what you're saying.... the jiz on my screen is blocking it.
Stranger: much better
Stranger: that is disgusting
You: one second
Stranger: at the very least, is it yours\
You: ahhh much better
You: no, it's my dad's
Stranger: did any get in your keyboard
Stranger: thats pretty gross
You: well... you win some, you lose some
Stranger: why is your dads jizz on the screen?
You: oh you see, he was webcamming with my sister over MSN
You: and i'm not too sure what happened. I wasn't here for the conversation
Stranger: so they don;t live in the same house then
You: no. My sister lives out in the shed.
Stranger: ?
You: she's inbred
You: you know.... basic retard?
Stranger: wouldn;t it have been easier for him to just go out their?
Stranger: but she can webcam?
You: no, he's a very large obess man
Stranger: so...
Stranger: is your dad still their
You: of course.... dad needed entertainment somehow.
You: Nah... I rolled him to his room. He's in a wheel chair
You: the fat takes over after a while
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so
Stranger: your sister is mentally retarded but still smart enough to work a webcam?
You: yeah. We made simple buttons for her
You: you know, like a keyboar, but with only 2 big buttons.
You: one is the one and off, one is the webcam. Quite simple.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: but doesn;t she have to sign onto msn?
You: no, it's automatic sign in
Stranger: really?
Stranger: that is convenient
You: we set it up before we gave it to her.
You: yeah. You
You: 're telling me
You: FUCK THAT ENTER BUTTON DAMMIT
Stranger: calm down man
You: sorry. Anger problems
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: um..
You: it's my genetics. Not really on my side
Stranger: just curious
Stranger: did you use the shift key or caps lock
You: shift key always. Caps is for losers with short fat fingers.
Stranger: so, where is your mother in all this?
You: mother??
You: oh! you mean my aunt.
Stranger: isn;t she also your mom?
You: she's at my uncles. I'm not sure what he does with her.
You: well yeah, basically.
You: i wouldn't even let a female in my house.
You: unless it was in the kitchen, or to clean
Stranger: but you mainly identify with her as your aunt?
You: they belong in sheds.
You: yeah. We don't associate with her. She just does my dad favors sometimes, if you get what I mean
Stranger: i do
Stranger: so, you got lucky i guess?
Stranger: no retardation
You: my brain functions perfectly, but my physical genetic makeup isn't so perfect.
You: I have what is like tourettes but with anger
You: sometimes, I just can't control myself.
Stranger: and in those times you go out to the shed?
You: NO YOU FUCK!!!
You: that isn't my job
You: sorry
You: I don't like my sister like that
You: I have a girlfriend named Scruff.
You: We keep her chained up in the backyard.
Stranger: i was only asking if you beat your sister
You: no. She can hit back
You: I hit my dad
Stranger: so, who is scrudd?
Stranger: sorry
You: that would be stupid to hit a retard
Stranger: scruff
You: my girlfriend in my backyard
Stranger: is she a relative?
You: no. Why would I be related to a dog??
Stranger: could be an in-law
Stranger: so, what breed is scruffy?
You: I don't know. She doesn't really fucking talk FUCKING ASS MORON FUCK
You: she's a mutt
Stranger: dude
Stranger: relax
Stranger: so, no clues to her breed at all?
You: no. The dog kind. That's all
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so, do you go on dates?
You: why would my in-law be a dog?? dogs can't have humans. That's a totally unrelated subject. That's why she's my girlfriend
You: no kids.
You: I don't leave my house
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Stranger: 시발 병신
You: 발병시신
You: HAHAHA GOTCHA!!
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and they thought they had me fooled...

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Stranger: hey
You: 시발 병신
You: you like chinese food?!
Stranger: wtf?
You: ohh me ruv you wrong time
Stranger: yes i like eating a dogs
You: ohhhh no no no noooo we ruv puppy sew sew much
You: nevah eat puppy dog
Stranger: how about cats?
You: sweeettt sweet littre puppry
You: ohh no. Fruck cats. Cats have wray too many babies
You: dey so so bad
Stranger: then eat a cats chlidrens
You: sooo, wrets get to ah busaynass
You: me sucky sucky, ruv you wrong time blah blah and you pay me via pay par. correct?
Stranger: fuck you
You: oooo so violent. Me do dat to fo extra monies
Stranger: then find a job asshole
You: sooo you no pay me fo de sucky sucky then?
Stranger: no i don't pay you fucking pokemon
You: Why I do say good sir, that is quite a misfortune for me on my behalf. I guess I'll have to move along and find another good gentlemen that could use such a ladies needs and services
You: good day sir
Stranger: i am a ladie bitch
You: I SAY GOOD DAY!!
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I do horrible impressions over the internet, but this dumb ass fell for it.

-patience

You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: peanuts
You: I love peanuts
Stranger: i hate peabuts
You: I eat them, drink them, crush them,
Stranger: peanuts
You: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You: I just love 'em
You: I take them to work with me, I go on walks with them, I take them in the car,
You: Yup. I just love peanuts.
Stranger: oh peanuts boy
You: Yup. Peanuts
You: You like peanuts?
Stranger: no
You: how many peanuts?
Stranger: so what's your name?
You: Peanut
Stranger: how many peanuts?
You: All or them
You: I love them, all of them.
Stranger: maybe all, i dont like peanuts
You: WHY!?
You: PEANUTS ROCK
You: YOU HAFTA LIKE PEANUTS!
You: I love peaunts!
Stranger: i dont like the taste of peanuts
You: My shirt buttons are peanut shells
You: I drink peanut butter.
Stranger: hey why you always talking about peanuts??
You: Because I love peanuts!
You: Yup, I just love 'em!
Stranger: so oke bye
You: Why?

Pati, I love you... Lol.

Originally Posted by Noogah

You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: peanuts
You: I love peanuts
Stranger: i hate peabuts
You: I eat them, drink them, crush them,
Stranger: peanuts
You: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You: I just love 'em
You: I take them to work with me, I go on walks with them, I take them in the car,
You: Yup. I just love peanuts.
Stranger: oh peanuts boy
You: Yup. Peanuts
You: You like peanuts?
Stranger: no
You: how many peanuts?
Stranger: so what's your name?
You: Peanut
Stranger: how many peanuts?
You: All or them
You: I love them, all of them.
Stranger: maybe all, i dont like peanuts
You: WHY!?
You: PEANUTS ROCK
You: YOU HAFTA LIKE PEANUTS!
You: I love peaunts!
Stranger: i dont like the taste of peanuts
You: My shirt buttons are peanut shells
You: I drink peanut butter.
Stranger: hey why you always talking about peanuts??
You: Because I love peanuts!
You: Yup, I just love 'em!
Stranger: so oke bye
You: Why?

Noog, that is too innocent.. lol cute as heck. lol

Innocent can be fun too. I plan to post more. Omegle can be great. I made a regular contact there, but ther are also a boatload of trolls.

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You: Mr. Bearlong and the Grizzlies are ready.
Stranger: interesting...
You: Mr. Bearlong stands at rigid attention.
You: Awaiting your apt ministrations.
You: He begs to be fondled, kissed, licked, yay, even suckled.
You: Rampant, he twitches in anticipation.
Stranger: ohhhh.... i get it no. u gots urself a boner.
You: What?
You: No!
Stranger: thats just weird that u named ur penis
You: That's sick!
You: It's a bear, you sicko! He's raising young all by himself since his mate was shot by poachers!
You: HE'S UST TRYING TO BE A GOOD FATHER!
Stranger: uh huh. sure man sure. hey stay after the acid kid. ur a lil fucked up
You: You sick perverts digsust me.
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