Thread: :D Omegle!!! :D

Not only on omegle, but today I told people "Hi! Happy holidays =D! How are you?"





It's 9/11.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

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Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: where you from?
Stranger: ny u
You: the same
You: upstate
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im m
Stranger: wat do u do for fun
You: well today hasn't really been fun at all
You: i feel really shitty actually
Stranger: y
You: i kinda needed to vent
You: well you know how it's 9/11 and all
You: i lost someone. someone close.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im sorry
You: thanks. i know it's been 8 years but it still hurts so bad
You: he was my favorite uncle, ned
Stranger: i feel bad
Stranger: for your lose
You: he always gave the best christmas presents
Stranger: ohhh
You: aw thanks
Stranger: ur welcome
You: but you know there is one thing that makes me feel better about the way he died
You: just one thing
Stranger: wat is that
You: at least he took 1,500 americans with him
You: BOO YAH
Stranger: ok
Stranger: if u need a shoulder to cry on im here
You: MAN way to take the fucking wind out of my sails
You have disconnected.

GENIUS

Why dont we just have some sort of code word we can say the instant we connect. If the other person uses the codeword too than you know that they are from DV. I mean after a couple of different chats i bet the odds of two DV members coming together seem pretty good. The codeword could be ''lucid'' or something like that. Just a suggestion

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Stranger: horny male here
You: Cool, I'm a horn collector.
Stranger: well, its a french horn
You: Perfect!
Stranger: Brass, Gold plated.
Stranger: 12" Rims.
Stranger: *gives Horn*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This conversation turned out differently than I thought it would. I got a horn out of it!

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Stranger: where are you come from
You: Welcome to the brotherhood of afros
You: We are the afro people
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You: Hello
Stranger: can you stick your dick in me?
You: Can you click this link?
You: http://www.partyngames.com.sg/toy%20spider.jpg
Stranger: haha, slayer?
You: OH FFUUUU
You: RAEG
Stranger: lol
You: Crap
You: Ok you found me
You: catgirls
You: YOu win them
Stranger: im quoting
You: lawl
You: ok
You: This is great
Stranger: lol

This is an omegle thing. in chat we all decided to go and do funny stuff to people. and this is what happened.

EDIT: dam you slayer, getting there before me lol

Spoiler for too late:

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Stranger: Hello
You: can you stick your dick in me?
Stranger: Can you click this link?
Stranger: http://www.partyngames.com.sg/toy%20spider.jpg
You: haha, slayer?
Stranger: OH FFUUUU
Stranger: RAEG
You: lol

Wow that's funny as hell. What are the odds of meeting a DV member? Wait, that's not as far fetched as it would seem since every other member is omegling or has omegled within their lifespan at DV.

Not entirely Vira, we met on Omegle.

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You: DV:Carmine
Stranger: DV:Vira
Stranger: YAY!
You: OMG
OMG
O
You: OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OM
G

You wanna know wierd? I met my brother who was sitting a couple rooms over on omegle. I didn't even know he had ever even used it.

Originally Posted by Massacre

Why dont we just have some sort of code word we can say the instant we connect. If the other person uses the codeword too than you know that they are from DV. I mean after a couple of different chats i bet the odds of two DV members coming together seem pretty good. The codeword could be ''lucid'' or something like that. Just a suggestion

I said "REALITY CHECK" to about 20 people, nothing ever happened.

But yeah, how about the official codeword:

Everytime you start chat with someone on omegle, say your greetings, then (lucid). So like "Hi, how are you?? (lucid)"

Spoiler for explicit trolling:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m?
You: Age/Gender/Country?
You: 15/f/USA
Stranger: 19 m china
You: cool
Stranger: go on?
You: Whats going on?
Stranger: so many chinese on this site
You: Im just letting my hair dry cause i just got out of the shower
Stranger: so sexy baby
You: ?
You: What?
Stranger: r u naked now?
You: im just in a thong
You: and a towel
Stranger: oh
You: U?
Stranger: just now i slept
You: what?
Stranger: are you sexy?
You: I guess
You: All my friends say im sexy
Stranger: like making love?
You: Ive only done it once before
You: I loved it
Stranger: why do you do it more?
You: You mean why "dont" i do it more?
Stranger: yeah
You: Well the guys at my school are so shy and i hate those asshole jocks
You: But that one guy that got the courage to ask me out for that night....
You: it was incredible
Stranger: enjoying?
You: Yes
You: I wish i could do it more but i dont want to come off as a slut
Stranger: do you make love only once?
Stranger: hah
You: Like what do you mean?
Stranger: you will be a slut oneday
Stranger: did you suck for him?
You: Yes
You: It was great
You: i didnt know that that stuff would taste so good
Stranger: did he suck for you?
You: What?
Stranger: oh you r a slut, arenot you
You: I dont like to think so, but oh well
You: go on
Stranger: do you have big breast?
You: I guess
You: Are Ds considered big?
Stranger: oh that is enough
You: Im -This close to a D
You: Almost
You: A few more weeks and i should be there
Stranger: i want to lick your nipple
You: That would be awesome
You: That always gets me turned on
Stranger: do you like boys licking and sucking your nipples?
You: Yes
You: but after awhile i just cant hold back anymore and i just suck their cock dry
Stranger: oh you really a slot.
Stranger: liking sucking the boys dick
You: Ive given lots of BJs but ive only had sex once
Stranger: BJ? tell me the meaning,honey
You: Blow Job
Stranger: oh that is cool
Stranger: how many BJs
You: Damn my balls are sweaty
You: Oh
You: about 12
You: sorry
You: i didnt mean to type that
Stranger: 12 boys?
Stranger: or 12 times
You: 9 boys
You: a few times on a couple
Stranger: 3 girls
You: what?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: you said 9 boys
You: 9 boys
Stranger: what about the other
Stranger: 3
Stranger: you said 12
You: I gave two boys both 2
Stranger: do you have a msn,baby?
You: Yep
You: just a sec
Stranger: i want to see your baked body
You: just a second
You: my internet is going slow
Stranger: do you have some baked photos ?
You: you mean "naked"?
Stranger: you can take them to my e mail
Stranger: naked
Stranger: sorry
You: my msn is going slow
You: sorry about that
Stranger: you can use the e mail
You: gimme like 3 more minutes and ill get it to you
Stranger: that is great
You: [email protected]
You: there you go
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: or e mail
You: either
You: its both
You: preferably MSN
Stranger: [email protected] it is my msn
Stranger: [email protected] it is my e mail
You: thanks
You: ill take some pictures sometime and send em to you
You: Id love to see some pictures of you though
Stranger: ok my name is hans
You: Ooh
You: Sexy name
Stranger: you can suck for me someday
You: I wish
Stranger: r u a good sucker?
You: The guys have told me im an awesome sucker
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i want to fuck you
You: ooh
You: im starting to get frisky
You: *purr*
Stranger: baby make yourself naked
You: Ok
You: but i hope my parents dont walk in
You: ill get grounded for a year!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: take it easy
Stranger: they love your naked body also
You: Maybe
You: They arent my real parents
You: They are my step parents
Stranger: oh?
You: My dad was killed in Iraq
You: And my mom and i have been SOOOO lonely
Stranger: oh i am sorry to hear that,baby
You: I wish you could come over here and "keep us company"
Stranger: i want to see you on MSN,OK?
You: k
Stranger: OK perhaps oneday
You: but it was going slow so i cant get on tonight
Stranger: really?
You: i can get on tomorrow though if its working
You: hopefully
Stranger: do you have some naked photos?
You: not yet
You: "yet"
Stranger: oh
Stranger: terrible
Stranger: sucker
Stranger: you have nothing ,baby
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: i hope we can use MSN tomorrow.now i have an urgent thing to solve.
Stranger: so bye ,baby.
Stranger: i will miss you today.
You: bye
You: ill see you tomorrow
Stranger: ok
You: bye *blows kiss*
You: *wink*
Stranger: kiss your nipple
You: *kisses nipple*
You: ooh
Stranger: bye
You: that felt good
You: bye
You: ill be thinking of you
Stranger: see you tomorrow,honey
You: See you tomorrow
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Amazingly, I had to do like 10 convos to get this perv bait to work.

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Stranger: f or m?
You: horny girl looking for cam
Stranger: im horny dude, but have no cam.
You: oh right, so you are either 12, unattractive, or both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is my first conversation on omegle, it was quite funny lol.

Spoiler for Flawless Victory:

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Stranger: hi
You: PICK A SURPRISE
Stranger: that one
You: COOKIES
You: So how they taste?
Stranger: like shit
You: I hate you so much
You: They are made of love D=
Stranger: they taste like poop
Stranger: now you pick a surprise
You: Well actually
You: THAT'S POOP
You: mmm
You: The red box there
Stranger: thats a punch in the face
You: Sweet
You: can I keep it for later?
Stranger: course you can
You: And can I use it on someone else?
Stranger: yeah only if they desreve it though
You: *Use on Stranger*
You: Flawless Victory
You have disconnected.

haha this is my cousins conversation:

Stranger: wanna see my dick
You: no
You: not particularly
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another:

Stranger: juliet?
You: yes?
Stranger: really?
You: no
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MORE!

You: hello
Stranger: NO NO NO
Stranger: MY HEAT IS FAST
Stranger: AND CANNOT DISENTANGLE
You: I'm so sorry to hear that
Stranger: I have a beautiful singing voice
You: really? Sing John Mayer now!
Stranger: I'm sorry you can't hear it
Stranger: John Mayer is a jerk!
You: John Mayer doesn't think you're a jerk...
Stranger: He does
You: Ok sing something else then
Stranger: ok
Stranger: The light goes out against the backdrop
Stranger: the victims eyes' are plucked!
Stranger: While animal smiles sing appraisal
Stranger: the pagans dance like bastards dance!
Stranger: And the nighttime chorus laughs aloud
Stranger: before they start the requiem
Stranger: And the shadows spread their fingers
Stranger: and welts
Stranger: At the end of the act!
Stranger: rats in black capes
Stranger: dance like thieves!
Stranger: Along the path.
Stranger: Beneath the trees!
Stranger: the batcave reeks
Stranger: stark and empty,
Stranger: The plague is out,
Stranger: the beasts are bled!
Stranger: White laced children are weeping
You: Thats beautiful... Was that freebird
Stranger: freebird?
Stranger: It's Cinema Strange!
You: Ohhhh... Well this is awkward...
You have disconnected

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You: you like tits?
Stranger: Wanna jerk my penis?
You: yeah.
You: *jerk*
You: ok, i think we are done here.
Stranger: Oh baby!
You: %**\
You: mechanical war
You: BOOP BOP
Stranger: 7&&;&/&:&;@(
You: WHURRRRRR-SCRAT
You: FOMMMM! TING!
Stranger: Yum
You: i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.
Stranger: I didd
You: we should do it again sometime.
Stranger: Jew
You: :O
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Teh lulz.
SHA-WHAM!

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Stranger: Dreamviews
You:
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A wild MISSINGNO appeared!
You: Wait.
You: YOU AGAIN?!
Stranger: Honestly?
You: For fucks sake.
Stranger: don't come without me
Stranger: DON'T FUCKING COME
Stranger: /me throws a Pokéball
Stranger: get it right god dammit
You: Congratulations! You caught Missingno!
You: Would you like to give it a name?
Stranger: yay :}
Stranger: y
Stranger: Ashley
Stranger: I would like to name it Ashley
You: Ashley was sent to Bills PC.
You: I... really haven't planned this far in advance...
You: Uhm...
Stranger: that's okay
You: YOUR SAVE IS CORRUPTED
Stranger: neither have I
You:
NEW GAME

OPTIONS
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: shit dammit
Stranger: New Game
You: Okay.
You: You start out in Pallet Town after moving there with your mother.
You: She tells you to go fine Prof. Oak.
Stranger: can I have sex with my mother?
You: Find^
Stranger: or P Oak?
You: I guess.
Stranger: hopefully both
You: Or both?
Stranger: Yay
You: Okay.
Stranger: hivemind
You: Your mom walks upstairs to your room, to find you sleeping in your bed.
You: "Oh. He's such an angel." She whispers to herself.
You: But she feels something deep in her.
You: Like an unquenching thirst.
You: She knows she's growing old, and needs to feel younger again.
You: Somehow.
You: She slowly tip-toes into your room.
You: Like your mother usually does, she's wearing her pink floral dress and an apron.
You: But nothing underneath.
You: She feels shocks of ecstacy run through her as she approaches your bed.
Stranger: Honestly kind of creepy
Stranger: Reset Reset Reset Reset Reset Reset Reset
You:
NEW GAME

OPTIONS
Stranger: but honestly
Stranger: I'm just a spam bot
Stranger: http://www.dreamviews.com/community/index.php
Stranger: sign up here
Stranger: do something
Stranger: come in chat, or say you came from Omegle
You: You're a very fun bot.
Stranger: I'll find you
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: I try to be
You: Can I continue my erotic fiction at Dreamview?
Stranger: You may
Stranger: I might end up deleting it, though
Stranger: I am a moderator there, you know
Stranger: but also a bot
You: Can we be BFF?
Stranger: and tired
Stranger: yes
You: Mr. Bot-Mod.
Stranger: I would like that
You: I'm not going to sign up, though.
You: See ya.
You have disconnected.

Originally Posted by BeardFish

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Dreamviews
You:
̶̨ ̸̧̧͘ ̛́͏̛ ̵̸͜ ̸͝͏ ͏̴̸̀͢ ̴͜͞ ̀̕|́͏|̧̢̕͘|̷̶́́|̴̸̢|̨́͜|̧̡̕|͝҉͟͢|̸̛̀͡|́̕|҉̷̨͡|͠|̧͘ ̵͟͡|̵̴|̸̷̸͡|̀͢|҉͢͢͝͝|̛̀|̵͠|̡͢|̢͝҉͡|̴̨̢͘͡|̢͏̨͘|̵̶̛͞ |̶|̢͏̛́|̡̢|̷̢̀͝
̛͝ ̀͏ ̛҉͝ ̸̢̡͘͡ ̧̀ ̡͘̕͞ ̴͟ ͢ ̵̀̕͞|͏̷́́͟|̵̷̀̕|̷͟͏͞|̸̢|̢̧|̨̧́͜͠|̶͢͏͟|̶̷̨͠|̕͜͢͝|͢| ̶̨|̷́|̷̶͜͜|̢͞͡|̡́|̀͟͝͏̧|͏|̷̧|̵̶|͢͏̛|̢͘͜͠͡|̷͜͢|̨̛|̀ ̕͢͞|͝҉̧|̶̡̧͢͝|̡͜͝͡
̶̶̵̨͘ ̷̨͟ ̨̀͘ ̀͡ ̸̛͢͟͝ ̛͢͟҉͝ ́̕͜͡ ̨͢ ̷͘|̶̵̢͞͠|͠͡|̵̶́͢|҉͏̀͜|́҉̨͠|́̕|̶̨̀̕͠|̴̀͏|̨̨̕͘͞|́҉̶̶ ̸|̶́|͢҉|̧͢͏|͏̸̕͝|͡͏̷͘|̶̴̧̢|̴̛̕͞|̨̨̡͜|̨̧͢͝|̵̀͡͠|̶͞͏ |̵̢̢̀̕|̸̧͝|̸̨͝|̧͢|̛̛̕͜͟|̴
̸̶̴̨ ̸̢̧́ ̷͟͢ ̷̧̀̕͞ ̶̨̕҉҉ ̸̀ ̸̡̡̛͝ ̸͠ ̨͢͝͡|͏̷̢̧͝|̴͡|̸̵|҉́|̶̀|͏͞|̷̷̧̧̀|̷̀̀̀͜|̶̸|҉̶̧҉|̸̸͡͠ |̵̧|͡͠҉͏̷|̴͝|̵̨̛̛̕|͜|̷͘͜|̷̵͜͡͠|̸̵̴͝|̡̀͢͟|͡͏͡҉|̵͘̕͞ ̷|͢͏̨̧҉|̵͢|̡̢|҉̨͘|̡
̴́ ͜ ̀ ̵̨̡̛ ̨̀͘͡ ̛́͟͡ ̷̵͘͟͞ ̸҉͠ ҉̡̀́|̶҉|̷̕͟͝͝|́͟͞͠͞|̵́͘͡͝|̶̡͠͝|͟҉̡͟|͠͝|̸̨̀|̵҉͢|̀͜͜ |̀͜҉|̴̕|̸̴̛|̷̷̛|͏̷̡͡|҉͏|̷|̴̨͘͢͢|̶͡|͏̷͢͏|̷́|̀҉̵͘|̶̵ ̨|̀̕|҉̸͝|̵̶|͝͝
̸̸̸͠ ͠͏̛͢͜ ̀͞͡ ̵҉ ͏̀͝ ͠͝ ̀͘ ҉̵̛͡ ̵̴͡|̢̢̨|͠͠͏͜|̴̶͘͢|̸̶̡̡|̶̢̢̀͜|́͏|̧̡́|̴͢|̵́͞|̵̀|̨̛͞͠ |̨̛͢͝|͜҉̕͟|̕͝|̶̕͘͘͡|͘|̷̸͜͠͡|̢́́|̴̢|̕͡|̸̀͢|̸̵̕|̷̛͞| ͏҉̧̀|͘͜|̀͘͞|̸̸̛͡
̶̡́͡͠|̛҉̧|̸́͘͜͝|͏́̀̕|͘͜͡|̶͢͟|͠͏҉|́̕͟͞|҉҉̶|̵́̕͟|̸͠| ̵̕͜͡|̶͘|̕͞|̵̵͝|̨͢͜͡|͜͠|̨̢͝|҉̨̛|̷̸͟͡|̶͜͠͏|̷́͝͏̡|҉̷́ |̸͢͟͟|̵̨͢͜͟|̵̧͟͞|̵̶̛́|̨́|͢͠|̴́̕͝͝|̷̴|̨|̷̧͏̡|̷̡̛|͢͝ |͢͏̴͞|̨͡|̀͟͢҉͝|͏̛̕͏̶
̴͜͡͝|̸̢|҉͢|̶̧|̸͢͞|̧̨̛̀|͏͘|̢͘͢|̸̸|̸̸|̀͏̀̕|҉͡͠|̛̀͏͜| ̵̧̀͢|̨̛͢|̶͝͏͘|̸̵͘|͏̵̵͠|̷͟͡|̴̀͞|̵̴̴̢̀|͠͝͞͡|̶̡̀͟͟|҉͢ |̸́͏͡͏|̧́͜͞|̴̀̀͠|̷̸͜|̸̛|̴̨͜|̨̀͢͢|̸̢̛͠͝|̸̨̡͢|͠|̧̢͠| ̴̢̀͠͏|̸͟҉̸|̀͘|͠͞
̵͘|҉̸|͏̴̨̡͜|̴̀|̶̶̶͢|̛́͡|̵̢̀|̸̷̨͢|̶̨̛͏̛|̸̸̡͘͢|̴̧́͝҉ |̡͘|̸͏͝|̢̕͢|̵͠|͏̀͠͠|̴̶͟͠͡|̛̀|̧͘̕͡|̧̕҉|̴̴̢͘|̕҉̢|̷͏̡ ͝|̛̛̛́͝|̷̨͜͠|̀͏̸|̶͢|̡̧͡|̨̧̕͡|̡͘͠|̕͜|̷̷͏|͝͠|̧́͜|̀̀| ̴̵|̧͞|̀̕͢͠͞|̧͘͞
̧̀|̡̧̀͘|͜͠͝|́͏|̧͏̸|̴̡̡͜͞|́͡͝|̢̕͡|̧̛́͢|͢͢|͏̴̢̕͢|̶̀͠ ҉|̴̛|̶̴̨͘̕|̵͡|͏̷͟͠|̸̀̕|͜͏̴͘͝|͠͞͏͟|̛|̢̀|̷͘͘͠|̵̸̛͞͝| ̸̵̡͘͠|̨̢̛͜͡|̶́͝|̷͜͏̕͟|̴̕҉͝͞|̨͘|̡͝|̷͘͝|̶̢|͢͏̷͡|͟͏̀| ̶̸̶̕|҉̵|̵̶҉̛|̸̢͡͏̛|̡̛͘
̴̡̡́͡|͏̷̴̷͟|̷̀̕͟͜|̧͟͝|̷̧͡|̸͝҉̸|͜҉̶͘|̧̢̀͜|̷̸̴̢|̡͜͟| ̷̴|̴́|̴̢̧̢͘|̡̛͞|̵҉|̶͢͏|̕҉̴̡̀|͘͜͠|̛̕͞|̛͡|̡̡͝|̵́|̴̡͟ ̡͝|͏͏|͢͏|͘͞|̵̨̕͝|̡̀̕̕͜|̸̀͢͟|͏̷̀͡|͟҉|̵̶̀͞͡|̵̨̕͏|̶̡͟ ̨|̧̀͢͞|̷̴̡͢|̷̧̡̨͢|̧̀|̡̧̛̛̀
̸̛̛͘|̵̡̧|́҉̷̵̡|̷̨̕͘͜|̷͘|̶̶̧͠|̧|̛҉̵̸̶|̵̨̡̧̀|͞|̷̕̕̕͠ |̶|̧́͘͞͏|͝͝͠͞͝|̕҉͏̨͘|̴̵́͡|̴̧͟|̧̀́͞|̴̛|̶̷́͘͠|̶҉̴̛̕| ̛͘|҉̸̀|̴̷̛̕͡|́͟|̷̢|͜͏|̧̀͜|̢̛͢|̸̷̢̨͞|̡͘͡͠|̶̛͏̷͘|̶́͘ ̢|̵|̛͠|̶̴́͡|̸͞҉̀͠|͟͟|̵̧̀͢



A wild MISSINGNO appeared!
You: Wait.
You: YOU AGAIN?!
Stranger: Honestly?
You: For fucks sake.
Stranger: don't come without me
Stranger: DON'T FUCKING COME
Stranger: /me throws a Pokéball
Stranger: get it right god dammit
You: Congratulations! You caught Missingno!
You: Would you like to give it a name?
Stranger: yay :}
Stranger: y
Stranger: Ashley
Stranger: I would like to name it Ashley
You: Ashley was sent to Bills PC.
You: I... really haven't planned this far in advance...
You: Uhm...
Stranger: that's okay
You: YOUR SAVE IS CORRUPTED
Stranger: neither have I
You:
NEW GAME

OPTIONS
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: shit dammit
Stranger: New Game
You: Okay.
You: You start out in Pallet Town after moving there with your mother.
You: She tells you to go fine Prof. Oak.
Stranger: can I have sex with my mother?
You: Find^
Stranger: or P Oak?
You: I guess.
Stranger: hopefully both
You: Or both?
Stranger: Yay
You: Okay.
Stranger: hivemind
You: Your mom walks upstairs to your room, to find you sleeping in your bed.
You: "Oh. He's such an angel." She whispers to herself.
You: But she feels something deep in her.
You: Like an unquenching thirst.
You: She knows she's growing old, and needs to feel younger again.
You: Somehow.
You: She slowly tip-toes into your room.
You: Like your mother usually does, she's wearing her pink floral dress and an apron.
You: But nothing underneath.
You: She feels shocks of ecstacy run through her as she approaches your bed.
Stranger: Honestly kind of creepy
Stranger: Reset Reset Reset Reset Reset Reset Reset
You:
NEW GAME

OPTIONS
Stranger: but honestly
Stranger: I'm just a spam bot
Stranger: http://www.dreamviews.com/community/index.php
Stranger: sign up here
Stranger: do something
Stranger: come in chat, or say you came from Omegle
You: You're a very fun bot.
Stranger: I'll find you
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: I try to be
You: Can I continue my erotic fiction at Dreamview?
Stranger: You may
Stranger: I might end up deleting it, though
Stranger: I am a moderator there, you know
Stranger: but also a bot
You: Can we be BFF?
Stranger: and tired
Stranger: yes
You: Mr. Bot-Mod.
Stranger: I would like that
You: I'm not going to sign up, though.
You: See ya.
You have disconnected.

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Creepy.

Originally Posted by no-Name

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Creepy.

You said we could be BFFs.

hey beard, welcome to our lucid dreaming forum. We learn to take control of our dreams and have the most incredible sex ever. Typically with gay fish. Do you like fish sticks btw?

Originally Posted by Jeff777

hey beard, welcome to our lucid dreaming forum. We learn to take control of our dreams and have the most incredible sex ever. Typically with gay fish. Do you like fish sticks btw?

Well gosh golly. I do enjoy fish sticks. Thank you for asking.

0 Posts ftw.

Originally Posted by C911

0 Posts ftw.

Is that supposed to mean something?

It means for the win.