I can beat the <expletives deleted> out of Chuck Norris. |
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Can you see me now?
I perform autofellatio 4 times daily. |
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I invented masturbation, as well as guns. |
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I'm really fond of this thread. |
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That's ridiculous, this thread sucks so bad it puts a black hole to shame...as well as your mother. |
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And there is certainly not much more shame that can be put to my mother. |
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Kiza didn't shoot the sheriff |
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i'm coming straight outta compton. |
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Christianity is a good religion. Try and beat that one. |
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That wasn't harsh. |
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guitarboy is cool. |
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Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
I'm not sad. |
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I wish my dick wasn't so big. |
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I am tired of screwing Britney Spears all day every day, but not tired as I am of having threesome sex with Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
Obama is an excellent president and an excellent person that believes in capitalism at its finest. |
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I dreamt of consensual sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation, and this is normal. |
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I am the leader of the Illuminati! |
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I am nucular. |
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If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
I am going to hook up with Farrah Fawcett this weekend. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
I bought myself a new wristwatch ONLY for reality checking. |
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