DV Member Makeover Thread

**ClouD** · 06-22-2009 12:54 PM

Ridiculously vain of us in chat, we were discussing how certain members could change their appearance to our approval.
For example, taking off those unnecessary vision-correction devices, shaving certain beards, a little bit of nip-tucking, and perhaps complete facial reconstruction.

IN THIS THREAD::
Post a picture of yourself, and a short sentence or two about yourself, or something else irrelevant.

You will then be analysed by other DV members as to how you could possibly change your appearance to their liking.

Note: This should be taken very lightheartedly, purely for fun, and you may even leave with a little bit of advice that you actually find helpful.

We're all ugly bags of skin, let's celebrate it by being positively critical to each other.
Insulting side comments will not be accepted! Brought to you by ice cold top cola.

**Kiza** · 06-22-2009 12:58 PM

I am a large brown labrador

**ClouD** · 06-22-2009 01:04 PM

I think you could really benefit from a simple upside-down-frown-nip-tuck.

Before giving any further advice, I need to ask a question if you don't mind.
Are you male or female?

**Kiza** · 06-22-2009 01:05 PM

I don't know, my head cannot bend back that far man

**ClouD** · 06-22-2009 01:20 PM

The first step is for you to accept your transsexuality.

I've contacted the experts, they should be arriving shortly.
They should be easy to spot, like you, they cannot seem to find their genitals.

**Kiza** · 06-22-2009 01:23 PM

I can find my genitals man, really, I lick them all the time, it's alright man, don't let them take me man they do strange shit in there man, seriously man I was just making a joke I WON'T MAKE ONE AGAIN I'M SOR

**Kiza** · 06-22-2009 01:54 PM

Ahem.

I'm going to go ahead and formally apologise for those shenanigans just then. It completely lead the thread on the wrong track. I am sure ClouD did not want this to be a topic about transsexual doggies. Or maybe he did, knowing ClouD. In any case, I misguided the thread into dark lands, filled with wildcats, wild dogs and wild sillyness. For that I am sorry.

Continue on with makeovers.

**Abra** · 06-22-2009 03:09 PM

<3

**Keresztanya** · 06-22-2009 03:47 PM

Should I trim my eyebrows?

**Abra** · 06-22-2009 03:50 PM

For a more complete mtf, I'd say yes.

**Keresztanya** · 06-22-2009 03:56 PM

I might try it sometime.

**Bearsy** · 06-22-2009 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Abra

For a more complete mtf, I'd say yes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Abra ILY

**Keresztanya** · 06-22-2009 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Elis D.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Abra ILY

Eh, I get what she's saying. I wouldn't mind looking more feminine, it wouldn't kill me.

**Black_Eagle** · 06-22-2009 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

Eh, I get what she's saying. I wouldn't mind looking more feminine, it wouldn't kill me.

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**Keresztanya** · 06-22-2009 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

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Just telling the truth.

**Dizko** · 06-23-2009 04:24 AM

**Zhaylin** · 06-23-2009 06:14 AM

You look sleepy. And even though you're grinning and your eyes have a subtle kindness to them, I see sadness and some anger (It could be the shadows in the pic, but your chin seems to jut out a little bit which implies anger to me.) You look like a "quiet type" who isn't prone to "clowning around". And for some reason, it's hard for me to pinpoint your age. 17-23 is the range.

**Edit**
Congrats on being the first person brave enough to go

**Adam** · 06-23-2009 10:25 AM

Amazing idea! I need a trim of the old barnet! So will post a picture tonight and what ever the majority think I will actually have it done to my hair (within reason) and post back pictures

**Dizko** · 06-23-2009 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

You look sleepy. And even though you're grinning and your eyes have a subtle kindness to them, I see sadness and some anger (It could be the shadows in the pic, but your chin seems to jut out a little bit which implies anger to me.) You look like a "quiet type" who isn't prone to "clowning around". And for some reason, it's hard for me to pinpoint your age. 17-23 is the range.

**Edit**
Congrats on being the first person brave enough to go

Yes I was very sleepy, just got to america a few days ago so bad jet lag and that pic was taken after midnight.

Subtle kindness? Thanks ;D

I'm pretty sure it's just shadows, I'm not sad or angry - just a little concerned about big decisions i'll need to make soon.

As much as I hate 'cold reading' - you're right about the quiet type. I'm quite introvert (shut up emo kid) - but not anti-social, but again not a party type.

And well guessed, I'm 18

**Adam** · 06-23-2009 07:51 PM

I'm Adam, I'm 27 years old and live in England. I'm a shy guy and really conscious about my looks. I want to be more outgoing and appealing to other people, what do you think would help?

Thanks

Spoiler for Click for my Picture:

**dreamingofdreaming** · 06-23-2009 07:55 PM

Hmm... this is hard, you don't really have to change much

Lose the hat...yeah, that should do it

**Keresztanya** · 06-23-2009 08:24 PM

Maybe if we could actually see your face?

**Adam** · 06-23-2009 09:06 PM

Final offer - seriously, what should I do with my hair?

**Keresztanya** · 06-23-2009 09:57 PM

Your hair compliments your face and vice versa. You'd have to see your face to tell you what to do with your hair.

**Kael Seoras** · 06-23-2009 10:13 PM

I want to give off the vibes of a trumpet player who isn't cocky. How am I doing?!

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