Regarding Penises.

**guitarboy** · 06-24-2009 03:38 AM

Please change your name. I asked a girl if she would like to suck on my penis. She said no. Perhaps if it was 'Sunshine' or 'Yogurt maker' or 'Concentrated protein stick' or even 'Mr. Suckmeitastelikefish'(I put that one in for comedic relief

) she would have said yes, but she didn't.

Random large amount of text that really have nothing to do with what I'm getting at but something abut children and shit and then they were like I have an erection, wouldn't it be better if it was May Sunshine is hard! I think so, so everybody please tell your penis, or tell your friends, CHANGE YOUR NAME.Also, I think we should do something about dick-chin-ary. Tags
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**GestaltAlteration** · 06-24-2009 03:41 AM

That was beautiful.

**guitarboy** · 06-24-2009 03:49 AM

I haven't seen you since I joined!
Where you been?

**GestaltAlteration** · 06-24-2009 04:27 AM

Originally Posted by guitarboy

I haven't seen you since I joined!
Where you been?

Yes, I have been gone awhile but my journey was worth it. First I launched off in this state of the art craft in search of Dimension Z:

Unfortunantly I skipped a few payments with my engineers and it exploded on day three. Thankfully I was wearing my suit at the time so I didn't die along with my cat, whom I shall remember to this day. Here's a picture I snapped as I helplessly orbited the alien planet Zumun:

(The reflection on my helmet is Spud, a intergalactic worm who kept following me).
It ended with me getting saved by a patrolling space fleet and being returned here. I immediately got on Dreamviews to make up for lost time.

Now that you know where I've been, I must say it's good to see you again.

**Keresztanya** · 06-24-2009 04:43 AM

But what if I don't want to rename my penis.

**DarkLucideity** · 06-24-2009 05:46 AM

I was gonna not read this but I ended up reading it anyway and I would have been better off not reading it.

**Man of Steel** · 06-24-2009 11:24 AM

If this starts another meme I'm just going to ban everybody.

**ClouD** · 06-24-2009 12:12 PM

lulzulzulz

**guitarboy** · 06-25-2009 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

If this starts another meme I'm just going to ban everybody.

Except for me, right?
And CluD.
And GA.
And uhm...
Other hot/awesome people.
What if you ban yourself?
Is that like forum suicide?
Is it possible for you to get banned?
How come you're admin again?
Did you buy the domain?
Is CluD your sexy mod slave?
And O', your mod entertainment?
And Ninja, your green mod?
Is this a litany?
Would you say I'm a good person?
I'm I going to hell?
Can I have a cookie?

By the way, sunshine says hai.

**Catbus** · 06-25-2009 02:39 AM

Speaking of penises, I just bought this wonderful piece of art off of eBay.

Spoiler for Nifty knick-knack!:

**guitarboy** · 06-25-2009 02:58 AM

It no work.

**Man of Steel** · 06-25-2009 11:16 PM

No, I mean everybody. But Asher.

**guitarboy** · 06-26-2009 03:27 AM

So you, too?

**Man of Steel** · 06-26-2009 07:41 AM

Quit asking stupid questions.

**Xyn** · 06-26-2009 08:31 AM

Lulz

MyPenIsBig

**Kiza** · 06-26-2009 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Quit asking stupid questions.

Yeah?

Well why don't you quit being a BIG JERK.

**Adam** · 06-26-2009 12:09 PM

Find a girl you don't have to ask then LOL

**ClouD** · 06-26-2009 12:24 PM

I found a girl who I didn't have to ask, and LOLd and WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD AND I LOLd AT A DEAD GIRL WITH MY PENIS IN HER MOUTH, YOU GIVE SUCH BAD ADVICE ADAM

**Catbus** · 06-26-2009 04:47 PM

Bah, link didn't work. I'll just take pictures when it arrives.

**Siиdяed** · 06-26-2009 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by ClouD

I found a girl who I didn't have to ask, and LOLd and WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD AND I LOLd AT A DEAD GIRL WITH MY PENIS IN HER MOUTH, YOU GIVE SUCH BAD ADVICE ADAM

Well I guess you could say MAY SUNSHINE IS HARD, right? LOL

**metcalfracing** · 06-26-2009 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by guitarboy

Please change your name.

I was under the impression that threads asking for name changes were against the rules....

**guitarboy** · 06-27-2009 01:17 AM

YOUR FACE IS ILLEGAL!

stoppit

**♥Mark** · 06-27-2009 01:39 AM

!Isn't-a-bella says:
Are you an intergalactic worm?

Spud! says:
not since the last time I checked

Spud! says:
maybe

!Isn't-a-bella says:
Check again.

!Isn't-a-bella says:
Unless you have to do some intergalactic travel to find out. I wouldn't want to make you go out of your way.

And he was never heard from again. (Not in this galaxy anyway.)