I'll probably think of one eventually, but right off the bat here's one from someone I know. Very simple: he's buying weed, and his phone in his pocket dials his dad who hears what's going on. There's his, the classic oops moment |
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Basically just post something you've done that you regret or was just completely bad ass, or maybe even slightly scandalous. Could have been at school or anything. |
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I have no idea what I am talking about
Every time I say something on DV (or in the real world, for that matter) is an oops moment for me. |
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We're getting a tour of the university, and we're going into a room that's sound insulated, and there were glass fiber spikes on the walls, floor and ceiling to nullify echo. Before we went in the professor said "Make sure you keep on the steel grill". I take two steps into the room, and the third one lands on the outside of the steel grill. |
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April Ryan is my friend,
Every sorrow she can mend.
When i visit her dark realm,
Does it simply overwhelm.
The other day, I accidentally my whole harddrive. |
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This shit never happens to me
ITT: FML stories too pussy to get on the site. |
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Abraxas
Originally Posted by OldSparta
Back in junior high school, I would visit my girlfriend Roxanna's classroom before classes started to talk to her, play with her etc. The teacher was pretty cool with me doing this (I had her the year before). Class was beginning so all the students became quiet as she approached the podium at the front of the class. This meant it was time for me to go. I stood up and began walking and tripped over the leg of a chair (managed to catch myself but not my pride) everyone in the room gasped and asked am I okay. I said "I'm okay it's just..." and I strided right out of that classroom...never went back. It's kind of funny now that I think about it but back then...it was just...unfathomably humiliating. |
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Things are not as they seem
Junior year American Lit, we were doing a debate on the Scarlet letter. When it was my turn to say my piece, I got up and did a specially tailored version of the Chewbacca Defense. I had a picture of Chewbacca and everything. The best part was that the principal came in while I was doing it, but I just kept on going. |
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What's the Chewbacca Defense? |
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This shit never happens to me
Wow. |
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This shit never happens to me
Taking the SAT's, I bubbled the answers in the wrong section. I still remember when I realized- I simply froze and my heart rapidly pounded. I corrected my mistake, only to realize AGAIN that I was in the wrong row. I was so nervous, but my cynical side was getting a kick out of this. So I was slightly amused at my stupidity as well. Luckily it was a reading section I had finished early. |
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