Thread: 101 Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

50. Kill the heart of Wal-Mart (its right by the TV section). Remember to raise a lighter and sing while it burns to the ground. Be warned, the low prices will probably entrance you along the way though - And you'll end up a Wal-Mart employee forever.

52. Randomly bitch-slap some poor employee for asking how they can help you (or refusing to ask how they can help you) (am I the only one who finds the inconsistency annoying?)

51? Pretend to play dead for hours on end while hooked up to that free blood pressure machine.

No, some people double-posted the same number. That was number 54.

#55. Grab a bullhorn and begin a riot against management. ("Why aren't your prices lower, dammit?!)"

Sorry, mario, but foxgirls will never be as good as catgirls. Tough luck.


56. Grab a skateboard and ride throughout the store, knocking down merchandise as you go.

Originally Posted by Shades

50. Kill the heart of Wal-Mart (its right by the TV section). Remember to raise a lighter and sing while it burns to the ground. Be warned, the low prices will probably entrance you along the way though - And you'll end up a Wal-Mart employee forever.

ahhhh, i so got that refrence

South park, is it not?

57. Get on the intercom and announce that someone needs assistance in the heroin section of the manager's office.

Hahahahah, oh thats a good one. Keep up the good work.

58. Recreate a beach using kitty litter and water bottles.

59: Make a tent/fort out of anything you can find and tell everyone who gets close to get the fuck out of your house.

Originally Posted by dreamnoob

ahhhh, i so got that refrence

Originally Posted by Dream scientist

South park, is it not?

Spot on.

60. Pretend to be an employee at the cigarettes counter, and ask smokers such lines as; "Would you like cancer with that? Only $1.95" and "The rep dropped off a box of emphysema as a promotional, want one?"

61. Climb into a large box and scream "RAPE!" anytime someone touches it.

I'm just gonna go ahead and try one or two more.

62. Yell "I like that jacket" repeatedly at one of the security guards.

63. Hook a media player up to the intercom, then pop in Metallica and turn it all the way up.

Originally Posted by Dream scientist

63. Hook a media player up to the intercom, then pop in Metallica and turn it all the way up.

Do it.

64. Wire the intercom for BlueTooth and distribute it's location and name accross the web.

65. Put a track laced with sexual subliminal messages into the intercom. See how many people start going at it. ORGY AT WALMART!

66. Repeatedly ask for the porno section.

67. Get on the intercom and announce to everybody that they have just lost The Game.

68.Grab the intercom, dial 96, and start roaring like a lion. Seriously. That's the code.

69. Scream every profanity you know in rapid fire succession

70. Pour Hawaiian Red Punch all over yourself and pretend you're dying

71: runn around screaming " im fucking going to K mart!

72. Look like that.

Originally Posted by mini0991

72. Look like that.

EW! I did not wanna see that.

73. Grab some buddies and dress up like zombies. Get rabies, then go around biting people.

74. Create a walking human pyramid. Then scream at shoppers to get out of the way.

75. Dress like a new york mobster and go around shooting people in the head with water pistols.