Thread: What do you do when?

You laugh at him until the end of time.

Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Run.

What do you do when it all stops?

Start something else.

What do you do when you're in the desert for three days and one bottle of water?

Conserve water as best as possible, look for any water-full cacti, and try to find my way to civilization.

What do you do when you're working on something really big on your computer, and it crashes on you?

call 4040 and shout down the phone that the work laptops need replacing. Then complain to my boss that my work laptop needs replacing. Then quietly cry in the corner.

What do you do when you don't have any hot water, and you need to take a shower?

Shower in freezing cold misery.

What do you do when it snows two and a half feet overnight and you have to be somewhere in the morning? (And the roads are a mess of a deathtrap?)

I'm sorry, I'm not available today...I came down with a sudden fever; I think it may be swine flu.

What do you do when swine flu invades your community?

Die.


What do you do when you accidentally your whole hard drive?

Originally Posted by Fableflame

What do you do when you accidentally [chuck wine over] your whole hard drive?

Lick it off

What do you do when you win the jackpot on the lottery?

Pray that I spend it wisely!

What do you do when someone asks "Would you rather have your dog die, or some random man in Africa?"

Tell them I don't have a dog.

What do you do when there's a raging blizard out and you don't have any clean socks? (And you have to go out into the blizard)

Put on some dirty socks.....

What do you do when a werewolf breaks into your house?

Die

What do you do when you find a magic genie lamp?

throw it away because genies are tricky bastards

what do you do when I cant think of a "what would you do" question?

Leave it to me

What do you do when the photoshop people find out you've downloaded their product illegally and are coming to apprehend you?

Jump in the escape pod and scream "To Algeriaaaaaa!!!"

What do you do when the escape pod malfunctions?

Emergency land it, fix it, and carrey on flying. Hopefully.

What do you do when a bill larger than your accont gets dropped in the mail?

Originally Posted by Kordan

Jump in the escape pod and scream "To Algeriaaaaaa!!!"

Or just rob a bank...

What do you do when a meteorite hits your car?

I get out and blame the Jesus fish on the bumper of the car in front of me for giving bad JuJu.

What do you do when she is actually a he? Or, for she, if he was a she, or for he, if he was a she, or for she, if she was a he? Or for she, if she was actually a she but you contemplated the fact that she may be a he? Or for he, if he or she was actually a she or he but you didn't really know and you thought you might as well keep going, because a hole is a hole, and its all the same with the lights off?

Yes.

What do you do when the test comes back positive.

Deny it.

What do you do when you are itching to kick ass and chew bubble gum, yet you are all out of gum?

Go to the grocery store, beat up the cashier and take my preferred bubble gum!

What do you do when you're in an old, tall building on the top floor and a 7-scale earthquake comes along?

Ride that sum'bitch all the way to the ground. If I survive, I had the ride of my life. If not... well, that doesn't really matter. I don't think I would want to be around for the aftermath.

You forget your keys.

Die.

What do you do if your shadow breaks loose from you?