Thread: What do you do when?

I get the bug spray and the valium.

Would probably help if I actually had some valium.

What do you do when you don't have valium?

I'd look it up on google, I have no idea what that is.

What do you do when you realize that next period you have a test, and you haven't studied for it? Consider that this test is at least moderatly hard.

...I have a test tomorrow on grade 10 math and I'm studying right now. Alright to answer your question, if I realize that the next period there will be a test going on, I quickly scan through my notes before the test starts. That way, most of the important info will be there in my head long enough to answer the questions in the test...but once that period is over, all the info will have left my brain.

What do you do when you're madly in lust with a really hot teacher?

Slap myself repeatedly, because it must be a hallucination. Honestly, all the teachers in my school are old hags or else are plain unattractive.

What do you do when you find yourself lusting over a really hot chick/absolute hunk in one of your classes, but you know it will never work between the two of you?

I sneak as many looks as I can.

What do you do when you're alone, it's late at night and you're not feeling sleepy.

Originally Posted by khh

I sneak as many looks as I can.

You, too?

Start an in-private browsing session.

Nah, I usually chant a lucid dreaming mantra, and failing that, I brew myself a nice cup of herbal tea...containing about 5x as much sugar than is really necessary. The resulting sugar crash usually does the trick.

What do you do when the zombies invade?