What do you do when?

**Maria92** · 10-08-2009 04:30 PM

I realize I'm dreaming and begin wreaking havoc.

What do you do when you find a wallet stuffed with cash lying on the sidewalk?

**Kordan** · 10-08-2009 07:51 PM

Find who the wallet belongs to and give it back to them...but keep the cash.

What do you do when someone returns your cash-stuffed wallet to you, but without the cash?

**Maria92** · 10-09-2009 01:55 AM

Beat them until either cash or a kidney falls out...if the kidney comes first, sell it.

What do you do when some jackass just beat the living crap out of you and stole your kidney?

**Conkt** · 10-09-2009 03:17 AM

Die due to my lack of a kidney.

What do you do when you die and become a ghost, still on Earth.

**Maria92** · 10-09-2009 03:22 AM

Exact revenge on the jerk that killed me and/or, haunt the ladies' locker room!

What do you do when Walmart implodes because someone killed the heart of Walmart?

**slayer** · 10-09-2009 05:33 AM

Go to Barnes & Nobles

What do you do when no one is home?

**Maria92** · 10-09-2009 06:53 AM

Kick down the door and take their most prized possessions. That'll show 'em.

What do you do when a Jehovah's Witness is at your doorstep, propaganda in hand?

**Conkt** · 10-09-2009 07:23 PM

Pretend I'm a satanist and try to convert them.

What do you do when you sneeze and someone says "god bless you"?

**grasshoppa** · 10-09-2009 08:01 PM

Say: "I'm an atheist"

What do you when someone knocks on your door, well dressed and equipped with a bible?

**khh** · 10-09-2009 08:14 PM

I'd tell the person, politely, that I was not interested.

What do you do when they come for you?

**Kordan** · 10-09-2009 09:16 PM

Tell them I'd be happy to go away with them, and proceed to escape out of the front door. It really works too, because they usually don't have people covering the back doo... erhm, anyway...

What do you do when you spontaneously begin combusting?

**PatienceMarie** · 10-09-2009 11:14 PM

I spontaneously begin to uncombust myself.

What do you do when your mom is a member of DV, she hits on you, and you never even knew it was her?

-patience

**Siиdяed** · 10-10-2009 12:09 AM

Don't even joke about that, mom. :[

**Maria92** · 10-10-2009 01:52 AM

What do you do when the last guy forgets to ask a question?

**Conkt** · 10-10-2009 01:57 AM

What do you do when the next guy doesn't answer yours?

**Maria92** · 10-10-2009 06:07 AM

What do you do when the next poster posts in an invisible color without answering the question?

**DeeryTheDeer** · 10-10-2009 07:15 AM

What do you do when you wake up from 12 hours of sleep to realize it's nearly the middle of the afternoon?

**PatienceMarie** · 10-10-2009 05:05 PM

you rewind time.

What do you do when SINDRED REAPPEARS?!

-patience

**Siиdяed** · 10-10-2009 07:15 PM

You PatienceMarie reappear.

What happens when paradox but then you were the father of you?

**Conkt** · 10-10-2009 07:47 PM

I kill myself and end the djinni right then and there.
what do you do when anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

**Katoh** · 10-21-2009 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by Conkt

what do you do when anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I don't get the question...

... or is that the point.... i'm lost.

**Kexo** · 10-21-2009 07:38 AM

I don't get it as well, anyway

What do you do when the roof is on fire?

**Katoh** · 10-21-2009 08:00 AM

Hmmm.. I gather loads of helpers and make a neat little line of people passing buckets of water back and forth to the fire until its out.. like in the cartoons..

What would you do if an oddly dressed stranger came and slipped you an acceptance letter to Hogwarts while apologizing for the delay?