Thread: 1,000,000 fun things to do in an elevator.

29. Tell everyone that cows do not eat pegasus's without ears. Make it sound like an importantn announcement.

30. Tell somebody things such as, "My tounge is longer than most girraffes's without tounges'' and "i cannot lick the ceilings in most buildings.''

31. Take out a gun and shoot everybody.

I'm going to ignore that since you obviously did not read the first post.
31. Bring an ugly plant on and tell it it's beautiful, has pretty eyes, etc.

I'm going to ignore you just because.
31. Listen to Maverick.

And I'm going to ask the next poster to ignore you.

remove all clothing and go to the bathroom

Again. Please read the OP

Walk to the back of the elevator. Face the wall, and bash your forehead against it repeatedly.

Originally Posted by Mario92

Walk to the back of the elevator. Face the wall, and bash your forehead against it repeatedly.

I do that all the time to try different materials and surfaces

o.O

Dude, do you have any brain cells left after all that head-banging?

32. Ride up and down, stopping at random floors, just to get some more time to make out with one of your co-workers - trying to be somewhat discrete - while not realizing that, by the time you get done, you've got her make-up smeared all over your face. Lol.

(Not that I speak from experience or anything, but uh...yeah...)

^^ Lol. I don't have any right now so.... Quem lé niesed lurnefffe!!

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