Thread: Rock Paper Scissors

Nothing odd about that!



Batman makes Wonder Woman's toes curl, and puts her to sleep.

(They got a thing going on, ya know. )

The Joker gets Batman!

Being about the only person close enough to the Joker to exploit him, Harlequin clocks him over the head with a comically-large mallet.

The clownbox takes back the clown, trapping her there forever!

Stephen Smale uses topology to turn the cube inside out and free its contents.

Heart attack claims the life of Stephen Smale.

Necromancer brings dead back to life.

The necromancer accidentaly summons Satan, which ofcourse obliterates his puny ass!

Scientific enquiry ascertains nonexistence of necromancers satan.

This book here says otherwise.

Carl Sagan begs to differ.

Entropy ultimately causes loss of structural cohesion of Carl Sagan.

Originally Posted by Xei

Entropy ultimately causes loss of structural cohesion of Carl Sagan.

I wish this wasn't SB so I could thank that post. Best laugh I've had all day.

Unfortunately, Stephen Hawking proposes a new theory which determines that the entropy of 20th century astronomers is constant.

Unfortunately, a short circuit in Hawking's onboard computer not only disables vocal communication, but also causes the chair to become sentient and kidnap the professor.

Fellow physicist Roger Penrose types 'this statement is a lie' into chair.

O BY THE WAY DID U KNO STEPHEN HAWKING IS FRM MY UNIVERSITY AND I KNO SOME FUNNY STORIES ABOUT HIM FEEL FREE TO ASK SOMETIME!!!

SOMETIMES I GO TO THE BUILDING WHERE HE HANGS OUT.

(truth)

The chair becomes enraged at this paradox and kills Penrose before seizing control of a nearby abandoned factory, at which he manufactures giant death machines to wipe out the human race.

'nuff said.

Pikachu short circuits the machine

Standard mousetrap makes short work of little electric rat.

A sudden cheese famine means the mousetrap goes unbaited.

No cheese kills all rats. Rats spread the plague.

Oh noes, I ruined the game!... C'mon people. (Will remove post when new post is posted!)

I think you kind of fudged the continuity of the game. I actually checked, and was confused about where to go with it. Lol.

The formula is: A is inferior to B because ______, B is inferior to C because _______, etc.

So, is the plague your way beating cheese famine?

Cats eat rats and prevent the spread of the plague.